ALIENS IN JERSEY!

rhcpjam1029
rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=226027

http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=225961

Riley Martin is shaking in his pants right now. Get out your symbols!

EDIT: Here are the stories for everyone who can't see them.

The first one is about these mysterious red lights that keep appearing in the sky.

(02/18/09) MORRIS PLAINS - The mysterious red lights seen over Morris County recently were spotted for the third time Tuesday.

The lights were spotted over Parsippany and Morris Plains at around 8:45 p.m. Police say the sightings led to frantic 911 calls.

The attention paid to the lights has sparked the interest of a Michigan man who says they could be a product he sells called Sky Lanterns. Sky Lanterns are wax and paper balloons used to float flares through the air. That answer seems too easy to Ray Vargas, a Morris Plains man who spotted the lights with his son.

“If it's a hoax, it's a real good hoax,” says Ray Vargas. “There were no flares, no streaks … they were almost as if they were communicating with each other."

Then yesterday, a piece of metal flew into a warehouse and is identified as being not from an aircraft.

(02/18/09) JERSEY CITY - Officials in Jersey City are trying to figure out how a steaming block of metal went crashing through the roof of a furniture warehouse Wednesday morning.

Police say it’s lucky no one at the Al Smith Office Furniture Warehouse was hurt when the 8-pound steel block fell to the ground around 9 a.m. Owner Al Smith says he was about 10 feet away from where it fell and that he heard what sounded like an explosion when it came through the roof.

According to officials, the piece of metal was so hot that workers couldn’t even touch it until it cooled off about 30 minutes after it fell. No one knows where it came from or what the object is, but the Federal Aviation Administration has confirmed it is not from an aircraft.

Officials from other agencies are examining it to determine where the block came from.

And Riley Martin is this dude from Jersey who has been abducted by aliens and sells these symbols so when the end of Earth is near, the Biavian aliens will come down and those who have the symbols will be taken to salvation. He also has a show on Howard Stern.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tE-6TM7HTY
Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,401
    rhcpjam6306 wrote:
    http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=226027

    http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=225961

    Riley Martin is shaking in his pants right now. Get out your symbols!

    I gotta pay $4.95 if I want to read the story!

    P.S. Who's Riley Martin?? :?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • pearljgirl2010
    pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    i can't read it either. I'm familiar with the jersey Devil but never heard of Jersey Aliens!
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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    copy and paste the story for us?
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,401
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    copy and paste the story for us?.....

    .... cuz it's boring here. :oops:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
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    EV LA1 08
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    "That ain't the friggen aliens. It's a light on the sewage treatment plant."
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    imalive wrote:
    rhcpjam6306 wrote:
    http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=226027

    http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=225961

    Riley Martin is shaking in his pants right now. Get out your symbols!

    I gotta pay $4.95 if I want to read the story!

    P.S. Who's Riley Martin?? :?

    WHOS RILEY MARTIN??? WHOS RILEY MARTIN??

    My friend, he had (has) his own show on Howard 100!

    Oh-kwan Tan-gen-won
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  • NoCode_inMT
    NoCode_inMT Posts: 551
    imalive wrote:

    WHOS RILEY MARTIN??? WHOS RILEY MARTIN??

    My friend, he had (has) his own show on Howard 100!

    Oh-kwan Tan-gen-won

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  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    bump.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    :shock:

    I haven't seen anything..but then again I don't live in those parts. :P
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 364
    a lot of cool people grew up in parsippany
  • Tom K
    Tom K Posts: 842
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    rhcpjam6306 wrote:

    Oh-kwan Tan-gen-won


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