ALIENS IN JERSEY!
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http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=226027
http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=225961
Riley Martin is shaking in his pants right now. Get out your symbols!
EDIT: Here are the stories for everyone who can't see them.
The first one is about these mysterious red lights that keep appearing in the sky.
(02/18/09) MORRIS PLAINS - The mysterious red lights seen over Morris County recently were spotted for the third time Tuesday.
The lights were spotted over Parsippany and Morris Plains at around 8:45 p.m. Police say the sightings led to frantic 911 calls.
The attention paid to the lights has sparked the interest of a Michigan man who says they could be a product he sells called Sky Lanterns. Sky Lanterns are wax and paper balloons used to float flares through the air. That answer seems too easy to Ray Vargas, a Morris Plains man who spotted the lights with his son.
“If it's a hoax, it's a real good hoax,” says Ray Vargas. “There were no flares, no streaks … they were almost as if they were communicating with each other."
Then yesterday, a piece of metal flew into a warehouse and is identified as being not from an aircraft.
(02/18/09) JERSEY CITY - Officials in Jersey City are trying to figure out how a steaming block of metal went crashing through the roof of a furniture warehouse Wednesday morning.
Police say it’s lucky no one at the Al Smith Office Furniture Warehouse was hurt when the 8-pound steel block fell to the ground around 9 a.m. Owner Al Smith says he was about 10 feet away from where it fell and that he heard what sounded like an explosion when it came through the roof.
According to officials, the piece of metal was so hot that workers couldn’t even touch it until it cooled off about 30 minutes after it fell. No one knows where it came from or what the object is, but the Federal Aviation Administration has confirmed it is not from an aircraft.
Officials from other agencies are examining it to determine where the block came from.
And Riley Martin is this dude from Jersey who has been abducted by aliens and sells these symbols so when the end of Earth is near, the Biavian aliens will come down and those who have the symbols will be taken to salvation. He also has a show on Howard Stern.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tE-6TM7HTY
http://news12.com/NJ/topstories/article?id=225961
Riley Martin is shaking in his pants right now. Get out your symbols!
EDIT: Here are the stories for everyone who can't see them.
The first one is about these mysterious red lights that keep appearing in the sky.
(02/18/09) MORRIS PLAINS - The mysterious red lights seen over Morris County recently were spotted for the third time Tuesday.
The lights were spotted over Parsippany and Morris Plains at around 8:45 p.m. Police say the sightings led to frantic 911 calls.
The attention paid to the lights has sparked the interest of a Michigan man who says they could be a product he sells called Sky Lanterns. Sky Lanterns are wax and paper balloons used to float flares through the air. That answer seems too easy to Ray Vargas, a Morris Plains man who spotted the lights with his son.
“If it's a hoax, it's a real good hoax,” says Ray Vargas. “There were no flares, no streaks … they were almost as if they were communicating with each other."
Then yesterday, a piece of metal flew into a warehouse and is identified as being not from an aircraft.
(02/18/09) JERSEY CITY - Officials in Jersey City are trying to figure out how a steaming block of metal went crashing through the roof of a furniture warehouse Wednesday morning.
Police say it’s lucky no one at the Al Smith Office Furniture Warehouse was hurt when the 8-pound steel block fell to the ground around 9 a.m. Owner Al Smith says he was about 10 feet away from where it fell and that he heard what sounded like an explosion when it came through the roof.
According to officials, the piece of metal was so hot that workers couldn’t even touch it until it cooled off about 30 minutes after it fell. No one knows where it came from or what the object is, but the Federal Aviation Administration has confirmed it is not from an aircraft.
Officials from other agencies are examining it to determine where the block came from.
And Riley Martin is this dude from Jersey who has been abducted by aliens and sells these symbols so when the end of Earth is near, the Biavian aliens will come down and those who have the symbols will be taken to salvation. He also has a show on Howard Stern.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tE-6TM7HTY
Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
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I gotta pay $4.95 if I want to read the story!
P.S. Who's Riley Martin?? :?
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Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
WHOS RILEY MARTIN??? WHOS RILEY MARTIN??
My friend, he had (has) his own show on Howard 100!
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Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
I haven't seen anything..but then again I don't live in those parts. :P
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