13 yearl old father WTF???

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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    i wonder if there's a chance the father and son will have a shared class in school one day...

    ...(I'm doing math)... nope. but funny thought.
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    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    I find it ironic that his name is Alfie....but then, I also think this story isn't true....

    Why do you think it's not true?
  • so-much-clearer
    so-much-clearer Posts: 303
    Wow, that's insane. And the gf is so much bigger than him, it looks like she's around 18 and screwing a little kid.

    Well, I hope they'll be good parents.
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  • JaneNY
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    scb wrote:
    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    I find it ironic that his name is Alfie....but then, I also think this story isn't true....

    Why do you think it's not true?

    The reason I'd at least question the veracity, is the story says his voice hasn't changed yet. Is a boy going to be fertile before that?
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
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  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    scb wrote:
    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    I find it ironic that his name is Alfie....but then, I also think this story isn't true....

    Why do you think it's not true?

    Well, c'mon....seems a load of rot, that....it's totally plausible, but something just doesn't ring true....The parents sound just a little bit too cavalier about it....12-year-old boys are barely out of the "girls have cooties" stage...

    What's it all about, Alfie?

    And yeah, sperm is viable as soon as those testicles drop ....
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  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    The parents sound just a little bit too cavalier about it....12-year-old boys are barely out of the "girls have cooties" stage...


    but the parents don't seem like the most fit parents in the world either. and if you type in "13 year old boy" into a news search engine you get all types of stories like:

    13-year-old boy charged over sexual abuse

    Teacher 'ran away' with 13-year-old lover

    Boy, 14, charged with rape

    13-Year-Old Boy Stabs Three Students

    13-year-old charged over vicious stabbing




    Man all i was doing at 13 was picking my nose and watching cartoons.


    so i guess really nothing has changed.
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  • _
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    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    scb wrote:
    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    I find it ironic that his name is Alfie....but then, I also think this story isn't true....

    Why do you think it's not true?

    Well, c'mon....seems a load of rot, that....it's totally plausible, but something just doesn't ring true....The parents sound just a little bit too cavalier about it....12-year-old boys are barely out of the "girls have cooties" stage...

    What's it all about, Alfie?

    And yeah, sperm is viable as soon as those testicles drop ....

    I have known a fair number of guys who have supposedly lost their virginity around that age. And I know it's not too uncommon for 12 and 13-year-old girls to get pregnant. We just had a pregnant 13-year-old at our clinic this week. :(

    I think this magazine only ran the story to exploit the fact that he looks so young though. :x
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    i just heard that there are as many as 6 people claiming to be the father! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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  • threefish10
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    This just in, the girl is a slut.

    news of the world say it could be 8.


    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/17 ... ve-it.html
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  • your move now
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    god... their parents must be so proud. and what a lucky baby with such great role models...
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    threefish10 wrote:
    This just in, the girl is a slut.

    news of the world say it could be 8.


    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/17 ... ve-it.html

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  • mfc2006
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    what a messed up story.
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  • vedderfan10
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    Told you it was made up and a hoax...some people will do anything for money, like exploit their kids...
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  • _
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    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    Told you it was made up and a hoax...some people will do anything for money, like exploit their kids...

    So he's not the father? :? :?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
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    as Maury Povich would say.....

    "South of Seattle.....YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    hehehehehehehe................
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  • CJMST3K
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    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    as Maury Povich would say.....

    "South of Seattle.....YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    hehehehehehehe................


    ...my sister was on the Maury Povich show once. :)
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
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    CJMST3K wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    as Maury Povich would say.....

    "South of Seattle.....YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    hehehehehehehe................


    ...my sister was on the Maury Povich show once. :)
    was South of Seattle the father?????

    hehehehehehehehehehehe...............
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  • vedderfan10
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    LOL....

    No seriously, I saw on the news a little bit ago that nobody knew who the real father was, but they grabbed that 13-year-old (who was probably 9 or 10) and had him CLAIM to be the father so that the Sun would pay them big money....Then all these other boys were all, " Wot?? 'Ang about....that might be mine...I bin wit' 'er!"

    I don't have a link, but if anyone else does....
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  • South of Seattle
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    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    as Maury Povich would say.....

    "South of Seattle.....YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    hehehehehehehe................


    ...my sister was on the Maury Povich show once. :)
    was South of Seattle the father?????

    hehehehehehehehehehehe...............

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