dipshits...

CHANGEinWAVES

I went to apply at a restaurant, went in and they handed me an application. I asked if I could lean on a menu to fill it out.... the girl behind the desk hands me a paper take out menu. :roll:


what dipshit things have you encountered from people?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

I went to apply at a restaurant, went in and they handed me an application. I asked if I could lean on a menu to fill it out.... the girl behind the desk hands me a paper take out menu. :roll:


what dipshit things have you encountered from people?

yesterday i stopped at a gas station to pick up a pack of cigarettes...the second i walked in there is a man SCREAMING and YELLING at the poor kid behind the counter because he didnt have change for $100 bill....the kid is saying "its 8:00am...i havent had any customers yet.....my boss hasnt showed up yet....im sorry i cant break a $100 bill"

the customer just keeps on screaming and yelling "what kind of business are you running??? I need to get my gas!!!!!! how can you not have change????" and i mean he is SCREAMING!!!!

in the meantime kathy has an uneasy look on her face.....because she knows damn well that i cant leave this situation without saying something....heheheh

i look at the guy who is screaming and say....."im sure there are 2,000 other gas stations in the city of chicago......why dont you shut the fuck up and go find one of them"

the kid behind the counter just started laughing his ass off.....hehehehehe

the other guy never said a word.....

a true KODAK MOMENT........

rival.

i love the word dipshit. very underused.

i work in hotels, i come across dipshits day in day out.

CHANGEinWAVES

singularity wrote:

i love the word dipshit. very underused.

i work in hotels, i come across dipshits day in day out.

it's one of my favorite words.... along with pissant

mfc2006

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

singularity wrote:

i love the word dipshit. very underused.

i work in hotels, i come across dipshits day in day out.

it's one of my favorite words.... along with pissant

ahh...pissant!! don't use that word enough!!

CHANGEinWAVES

mfc2006 wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

singularity wrote:

i love the word dipshit. very underused.

i work in hotels, i come across dipshits day in day out.

it's one of my favorite words.... along with pissant

ahh...pissant!! don't use that word enough!!

they are staples of my vocabulary .....

just recently when a friend was doing an on line puzzle of the states (yeah she's a self admitted dork )
she was asking me about one of the states (which really bugs me when people don't know the shape of states, but this one was so obvious) and she says... "oh is this part of michigan?"
my reaction to her was... "That's Massachusetts Dipshit!!!"
I'm a bit harsh, but she knows I mean it with love

jamie uk

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

singularity wrote:

i love the word dipshit. very underused.

i work in hotels, i come across dipshits day in day out.

it's one of my favorite words.... along with pissant

very nice, I haven't heard pissant.
In the UK we would settle for something simple, maybe... nob.
It's quick, easy to say, and everyone gets it

Thorns2010

My family loves to use the word putz.

jammergirl

There's this bartender at the restaurant/lounge i work at, and she is one of the laziest entitled dipshits on the planet. but because she's got big tits and drinks with one of the owners after work, her job is more than secure. anywho, last night i get an order for a gin martini, dry as a bone. she makes it, and after taking it to him he asked for a new one because his was swimming in vermouth. i took it back and told her to make me a DRY martini, and she says "oh honey i did make a dry martini. you see, you use DRY vermouth". luckily, the manager was right behind her and was like "are you kidding me?? a dry martinit means NO vermouth!" she looked soo embarrassed. dipshit put in her place, wooo!

_

I used to work in a movie theater and one time some people came out saying there was a guy in there screaming and yelling. I went in to see what was wrong and it turns out he had gotten his hand stuck in the cup holder (a grown man). We tried and tried to get it out. We were finally able to get it out by greasing it up with popcorn oil. It was pretty swolen by then from all the pulling. We kept the movie running for those who wanted to stay, but had to give passes to everyone who wanted come back and watch the movie without such a disturbance. So we finally got his hand out and we were all proud telling the story to our co-workers when, not 10 minutes later, someone comes out and says the same man has gotten his hand stuck in the same cup holder again. This time we really couldn't get it out and had to call the freaking fire department to come cut it out. When we asked why the hell he would have stuck his hand back in there, he said it was fun the first time. I think dumbass is the appropriate word here.

mfc2006

scb wrote:

I used to work in a movie theater and one time some people came out saying there was a guy in there screaming and yelling. I went in to see what was wrong and it turns out he had gotten his hand stuck in the cup holder (a grown man). We tried and tried to get it out. We were finally able to get it out by greasing it up with popcorn oil. It was pretty swolen by then from all the pulling. We kept the movie running for those who wanted to stay, but had to give passes to everyone who wanted come back and watch the movie without such a disturbance. So we finally got his hand out and we were all proud telling the story to our co-workers when, not 10 minutes later, someone comes out and says the same man has gotten his hand stuck in the same cup holder again. This time we really couldn't get it out and had to call the freaking fire department to come cut it out. When we asked why the hell he would have stuck his hand back in there, he said it was fun the first time. I think dumbass is the appropriate word here.

wow. all i can say is wow. dumbass.

norm

scb wrote:

I used to work in a movie theater and one time some people came out saying there was a guy in there screaming and yelling. I went in to see what was wrong and it turns out he had gotten his hand stuck in the cup holder (a grown man). We tried and tried to get it out. We were finally able to get it out by greasing it up with popcorn oil. It was pretty swolen by then from all the pulling. We kept the movie running for those who wanted to stay, but had to give passes to everyone who wanted come back and watch the movie without such a disturbance. So we finally got his hand out and we were all proud telling the story to our co-workers when, not 10 minutes later, someone comes out and says the same man has gotten his hand stuck in the same cup holder again. This time we really couldn't get it out and had to call the freaking fire department to come cut it out. When we asked why the hell he would have stuck his hand back in there, he said it was fun the first time. I think dumbass is the appropriate word here.

please tell me you're kidding :shock:

_

norm wrote:

scb wrote:

I used to work in a movie theater and one time some people came out saying there was a guy in there screaming and yelling. I went in to see what was wrong and it turns out he had gotten his hand stuck in the cup holder (a grown man). We tried and tried to get it out. We were finally able to get it out by greasing it up with popcorn oil. It was pretty swolen by then from all the pulling. We kept the movie running for those who wanted to stay, but had to give passes to everyone who wanted come back and watch the movie without such a disturbance. So we finally got his hand out and we were all proud telling the story to our co-workers when, not 10 minutes later, someone comes out and says the same man has gotten his hand stuck in the same cup holder again. This time we really couldn't get it out and had to call the freaking fire department to come cut it out. When we asked why the hell he would have stuck his hand back in there, he said it was fun the first time. I think dumbass is the appropriate word here.

please tell me you're kidding :shock:

I wish - but, sadly, no, I'm totally not kidding. I think some people just like attention however they can get it. There are some real nut jobs out there... and they all hang out at the movies. :shock:

jimed14

The daily dipshit ...

To each and every person on the planet that gets off an escalator and STOPS to look around instead of getting out of the way, YOU ARE A DIPSHIT.

Those stairs moving behind you aren't going to stop moving people ... get the fuck out of the way, dipshit!

(ahhhhh ... that felt good)

CreedDisease

I think there was a dipshit from this board fired for hiding tire shine up his ass.

12345AGNST1

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

I went to apply at a restaurant, went in and they handed me an application. I asked if I could lean on a menu to fill it out.... the girl behind the desk hands me a paper take out menu. :roll:


what dipshit things have you encountered from people?

yesterday i stopped at a gas station to pick up a pack of cigarettes...the second i walked in there is a man SCREAMING and YELLING at the poor kid behind the counter because he didnt have change for $100 bill....the kid is saying "its 8:00am...i havent had any customers yet.....my boss hasnt showed up yet....im sorry i cant break a $100 bill"

the customer just keeps on screaming and yelling "what kind of business are you running??? I need to get my gas!!!!!! how can you not have change????" and i mean he is SCREAMING!!!!

in the meantime kathy has an uneasy look on her face.....because she knows damn well that i cant leave this situation without saying something....heheheh

i look at the guy who is screaming and say....."im sure there are 2,000 other gas stations in the city of chicago......why dont you shut the fuck up and go find one of them"

the kid behind the counter just started laughing his ass off.....hehehehehe

the other guy never said a word.....

a true KODAK MOMENT........

HAHAHA I wish I had the balls to be that blunt sometimes.

OK so I work at Quiznos. (sad I know) so I got a few stories. Some of them are just about complete assholes, dumbasses, and one of them just makes me look like an idiot.

1. Recenty, there was a customer who ordered a turney ranch and swiss and after it was made he came out to me with the sandwich opened up claiming there wasn't any cheese on it. I take the sandwich, look at it for about one second and handed it back to him saying there is cheese on it. He says "that doesn't look like cheese to me" So I reply back "clearly youve never seen cheese before"

2. Another time, around the same time as the last incident, a guy walked in while I was cleaning the floors. Immediately he tells me to change my gloves and wash my hands. I could tell right from the start he was a dip shit, so I purposely ignored him and just asked him what sandwich he would like. He then told me again to wash my hands, so I just went and did it. THEN I make his sandwich and when it is finally done and he pays for it, he quickly opens it and says "what the hell is this?, theres no meat on it!" So one of my co-workers tells him its spread out evenly. He says "are you kidding me? I can go to subway and get alot more meat on this!" So the co-worker says "its not a big deal sir" and he goes "It IS a big deal, this is MY money and I want more meat than this crap"

3. Awhile ago, and old lady (old people suck) orders a sandwich and I ask her if she wants everything on it, she tells me yes, so i continue to put the stuff on it. As Im putting on yellow onions she quickly stops me and says "what is that?" I go "yellow onions" she says "It says sauteed onions, those are raw". I tell her " there not sauteed, the menu just says that to make the food seem better than it is". Little did I know at the time, we WERE suposed to sautee them, we just never did cuz no one cared. HAHA

4. Most recently, There is this bitch that comes in and orders a tuna everyday. She looks like a typical early 30 year old woman that clearly has been single her whole life and hates the world. So one day she was ordering her tuna and I go to wrap her sandwich. My co worker gets in front of me and says she doesnt want me making her sandwich. So when everything was over I go up to my co worker and ask what the hell was that about? She tells me I look like I dont care when I make sandwiches, so she doesnt want me making her food, oh and I also recently found out that she said my hair is too long and it looks unprofessional. Whats funny is, I look like I dont care to her only, just because I can tell shes a bitch. Im fine to anyone else.

I'm sorry but your a fucking LOSER LOW LIFE if a minor thing on your fast food sandwich bothers you enough to make a fuss about it. Anyone who complains to that extent over a sandwich, or anything cheap and quick, needs to get a life. You know what I do when someone messes up on my order? I eat the damn thing, who gives a shit?

pjfan31

I was at this pub, which has a few bars. At the bar down stairs, it was packed with patrons and only one guy serving. Another guy turns up to help and says "Is there any body waiting??"A bloke in front of me said "Nah mate, no one at all"

mfc2006

i went to the store this morning to grab a paper. i went to the newspaper rack & they were all gone. i know that they have some behind the counter, so i asked the clerk for a paper while i took out the money. (at this point, i could see a stack of 30 or so papers behind the counter) here's our exchange:
me: hey there. could i get a Waco paper?
him: they're over there (points to rack without looking up from his copy of a car magazine)
me: uh, no they're all gone.
him: what did you need again? (still not looking up)
me: today's Waco paper, and they aren't....
him: why don't you read the Dallas one instead?
me: (kind of annoyed at this point) because i like reading the local paper. could you just...
him: sorry we're all out of your favorite reading material, bro. (really? bro??)
me: you have some right behind th...
him: try down the street, man. (still not looking up)
me: listen---there is a stack of Waco papers right behind you. that's the paper i want.
him: (finally looks up) you sure you don't want a Dallas..
me: no. here's 60 cents. give me the paper, please.
him: ok, bro, ok. no need to get all ticked about it. dang.(huge sigh as he gets off his stool & puts his magazine down)
me: thanks. and i'm not mad at all. in fact, i want to commend you on doing such a fine job.
him: really? thanks! (he apparently doesn't "get" sarcasm)
me: ugh.
him: thanks for coming in, have a great day & come back soon.

this guy was a dipshit. a very lazy dipshit.

prytocorduroy

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

yesterday i stopped at a gas station to pick up a pack of cigarettes...the second i walked in there is a man SCREAMING and YELLING at the poor kid behind the counter because he didnt have change for $100 bill....the kid is saying "its 8:00am...i havent had any customers yet.....my boss hasnt showed up yet....im sorry i cant break a $100 bill"

I used to get them all the time when I worked at 7-11. I don't understand why people try to break large bills at a convenience store. Most of them don't have more than $30 at a time. I'd get assholes that would wait till I could make change, hated them! Just holds up the line. Go to a fucking bank, they have money.

/rant

milarso

singularity wrote:

i love the word dipshit. very underused.

i work in hotels, i come across dipshits day in day out.

Agreed. Very underused. Another old favorite is ass hat.
I work at a bar, another huge meeting place of dipshits and ass hat's of all shapes and sizes.

cornnifer

12345AGNST1 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

I went to apply at a restaurant, went in and they handed me an application. I asked if I could lean on a menu to fill it out.... the girl behind the desk hands me a paper take out menu. :roll:


what dipshit things have you encountered from people?

yesterday i stopped at a gas station to pick up a pack of cigarettes...the second i walked in there is a man SCREAMING and YELLING at the poor kid behind the counter because he didnt have change for $100 bill....the kid is saying "its 8:00am...i havent had any customers yet.....my boss hasnt showed up yet....im sorry i cant break a $100 bill"

the customer just keeps on screaming and yelling "what kind of business are you running??? I need to get my gas!!!!!! how can you not have change????" and i mean he is SCREAMING!!!!

in the meantime kathy has an uneasy look on her face.....because she knows damn well that i cant leave this situation without saying something....heheheh

i look at the guy who is screaming and say....."im sure there are 2,000 other gas stations in the city of chicago......why dont you shut the fuck up and go find one of them"

the kid behind the counter just started laughing his ass off.....hehehehehe

the other guy never said a word.....

a true KODAK MOMENT........

HAHAHA I wish I had the balls to be that blunt sometimes.

OK so I work at Quiznos. (sad I know) so I got a few stories. Some of them are just about complete assholes, dumbasses, and one of them just makes me look like an idiot.

1. Recenty, there was a customer who ordered a turney ranch and swiss and after it was made he came out to me with the sandwich opened up claiming there wasn't any cheese on it. I take the sandwich, look at it for about one second and handed it back to him saying there is cheese on it. He says "that doesn't look like cheese to me" So I reply back "clearly youve never seen cheese before"

2. Another time, around the same time as the last incident, a guy walked in while I was cleaning the floors. Immediately he tells me to change my gloves and wash my hands. I could tell right from the start he was a dip shit, so I purposely ignored him and just asked him what sandwich he would like. He then told me again to wash my hands, so I just went and did it. THEN I make his sandwich and when it is finally done and he pays for it, he quickly opens it and says "what the hell is this?, theres no meat on it!" So one of my co-workers tells him its spread out evenly. He says "are you kidding me? I can go to subway and get alot more meat on this!" So the co-worker says "its not a big deal sir" and he goes "It IS a big deal, this is MY money and I want more meat than this crap"

3. Awhile ago, and old lady (old people suck) orders a sandwich and I ask her if she wants everything on it, she tells me yes, so i continue to put the stuff on it. As Im putting on yellow onions she quickly stops me and says "what is that?" I go "yellow onions" she says "It says sauteed onions, those are raw". I tell her " there not sauteed, the menu just says that to make the food seem better than it is". Little did I know at the time, we WERE suposed to sautee them, we just never did cuz no one cared. HAHA

4. Most recently, There is this bitch that comes in and orders a tuna everyday. She looks like a typical early 30 year old woman that clearly has been single her whole life and hates the world. So one day she was ordering her tuna and I go to wrap her sandwich. My co worker gets in front of me and says she doesnt want me making her sandwich. So when everything was over I go up to my co worker and ask what the hell was that about? She tells me I look like I dont care when I make sandwiches, so she doesnt want me making her food, oh and I also recently found out that she said my hair is too long and it looks unprofessional. Whats funny is, I look like I dont care to her only, just because I can tell shes a bitch. Im fine to anyone else.

I'm sorry but your a fucking LOSER LOW LIFE if a minor thing on your fast food sandwich bothers you enough to make a fuss about it. Anyone who complains to that extent over a sandwich, or anything cheap and quick, needs to get a life. You know what I do when someone messes up on my order? I eat the damn thing, who gives a shit?

This really made me smile. Thanks.