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why michael phelps eats 10,000 calories a day

kevinbeetlekevinbeetle Posts: 361
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01312009/ne ... 152949.htm

"He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
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  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Your thread made me laugh out loud and my husband just asked me why. :lol::lol:
  • CB206820CB206820 Posts: 105
    Really, who cares?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,766
    there goes a gazzillion $$$$$$$$ in endoresment deals.......

    fight down the fucking drain............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Two words....dumb ass.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,766
    tybird wrote:
    Two words....dumb ass.
    right on...

    what a blithering fucking idiot....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,299
    two other words: douche bag.

    the jeagler is so sick and tired of hearing about this dork.
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    Geez. A 23 year old smoking a bong is big news? His alcohol related offense is 10x worse, and makes him a much bigger dumbass, than a little pot.

    Yeah, he should definitely be more careful about it, considering his career.

    Can anybody honestly say it's a surprise? I admit there is a bit of a shock, but the dude is/was a spoiled rich kid that hasn't had anything to do besides swim and eat 10000 calories a day, since he was 12.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,766
    DewieCox wrote:
    Geez. A 23 year old smoking a bong is big news? His alcohol related offense is 10x worse, and makes him a much bigger dumbass, than a little pot.

    Yeah, he should definitely be more careful about it, considering his career.

    Can anybody honestly say it's a surprise? I admit there is a bit of a shock, but the dude is/was a spoiled rich kid that hasn't had anything to do besides swim and eat 10000 calories a day, since he was 12.
    a 19 year old getting a DUI....

    and a 23 year old getting his picture on the front page of the paper smoking illegal drugs.....

    i cant really say which one is worse....

    but either way this guy Phelps is a fucking blithering idiot...............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

    and a 23 year old getting his picture on the front page of the paper smoking illegal drugs.....

    i cant really say which one is worse....

    Pot penalties are getting less harsh, alcohol harsher.

    I would rather have a pic, of me smokin a bong, spread all over the world, than a dui.

    I'm not sayin the pic isn't him, but it could be a guy that just looks like him. I'm sure we'll find out in due time.

    EDIT: to get technical, according to the comments under the article(and its backed by multiple people) at least, having "personal use" amounts isn't illegal in Columbia, SC and he isn't smoking anything in the pic.
  • TravelarTravelar Kalamazoo, USA Posts: 3,410
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    there goes a gazzillion $$$$$$$$ in endoresment deals.......

    fight down the fucking drain............

    The underage DUI had no impact on endorsement deals, I doubt this will either.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,766
    Travelar wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    there goes a gazzillion $$$$$$$$ in endoresment deals.......

    fight down the fucking drain............

    The underage DUI had no impact on endorsement deals, I doubt this will either.
    i guess we disagree...

    because i have a strange feeling that his picture plastered all over the newspaper of him smoking illegal drugs is going to have a HUGE impact on his endorsements deals....its going to cost him millions and millions...

    time will tell.........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    snorting coke did Kate moss no harm... it depends what the endorsements are for of course... but I can't see this being too damaging.

    Hope they got plenty of money for taking and selling the pic and the story... cos they'll have no fucking karma for a while.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    snorting coke did Kate moss no harm... it depends what the endorsements are for of course... but I can't see this being too damaging.

    Hope they got plenty of money for taking and selling the pic and the story... cos they'll have no fucking karma for a while.



    Ay, but Kate Moss isn't an olympic athlete. Very different fields, the modelling world and proffessional sports :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    jamie uk wrote:
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    snorting coke did Kate moss no harm... it depends what the endorsements are for of course... but I can't see this being too damaging.

    Hope they got plenty of money for taking and selling the pic and the story... cos they'll have no fucking karma for a while.



    Ay, but Kate Moss isn't an olympic athlete. Very different fields, the modelling world and proffessional sports :D
    oh aye... he could and should be in a lot of trouble professionally. But he's still a major name and hero for a lot of people... so unless he gets his medals taken off him, I bet a few of the companies will overlook something like that.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    jamie uk wrote:
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    snorting coke did Kate moss no harm... it depends what the endorsements are for of course... but I can't see this being too damaging.

    Hope they got plenty of money for taking and selling the pic and the story... cos they'll have no fucking karma for a while.



    Ay, but Kate Moss isn't an olympic athlete. Very different fields, the modelling world and proffessional sports :D
    oh aye... he could and should be in a lot of trouble professionally. But he's still a major name and hero for a lot of people... so unless he gets his medals taken off him, I bet a few of the companies will overlook something like that.


    Ay, he could get an endorsement from Rizla maybe, other than that he may have to seek out a career in advertising in Holland :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    jamie uk wrote:
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    jamie uk wrote:



    Ay, but Kate Moss isn't an olympic athlete. Very different fields, the modelling world and proffessional sports :D
    oh aye... he could and should be in a lot of trouble professionally. But he's still a major name and hero for a lot of people... so unless he gets his medals taken off him, I bet a few of the companies will overlook something like that.
    or advertising Holland :D

    Ay, he could get an endorsement from Rizla maybe, other than that he may have to seek out a career in advertising in Holland :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Who cares let him enjoy some fun. He's a dumbass for getting his picture taken I do agree but its only pot.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    I want to buy the rights to that photo and run a few tv commercials... they're going to have that photo, and there will be subtext talking about his diet, his work out, his gold medal wins, and his rigorous training regimen. It's going to run after every single one of those ridiculous "truth" commercials about how pot automatically makes you a loser. And then at the end it will say "He's doing ok... maybe our drug laws need a reality check?"
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Bit of a silly move but if a human can smoke dope (and last time I checked its not a performance enhancer) and still swim the way he does then meh......
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    soulsinging wrote:
    I want to buy the rights to that photo and run a few tv commercials... they're going to have that photo, and there will be subtext talking about his diet, his work out, his gold medal wins, and his rigorous training regimen. It's going to run after every single one of those ridiculous "truth" commercials about how pot automatically makes you a loser. And then at the end it will say "He's doing ok... maybe our drug laws need a reality check?"


    Classic!!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,055
    When will society accept pot heads can excel at their chosen field and be good people too?
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    soulsinging wrote:
    I want to buy the rights to that photo and run a few tv commercials... they're going to have that photo, and there will be subtext talking about his diet, his work out, his gold medal wins, and his rigorous training regimen. It's going to run after every single one of those ridiculous "truth" commercials about how pot automatically makes you a loser. And then at the end it will say "He's doing ok... maybe our drug laws need a reality check?"

    Do It!
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  • battan1120battan1120 Posts: 310
    Theres a reason why they call it dope.I've got nothing against pot smokers.I did it for 30 plus years....ya gotta have a little discression....camera phones...utube....big brother ain't just watchin' its your so called friends to waiting to cash in.
    The bus came by and I got on!!!!!
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    soulsinging wrote:
    I want to buy the rights to that photo and run a few tv commercials... they're going to have that photo, and there will be subtext talking about his diet, his work out, his gold medal wins, and his rigorous training regimen. It's going to run after every single one of those ridiculous "truth" commercials about how pot automatically makes you a loser. And then at the end it will say "He's doing ok... maybe our drug laws need a reality check?"


    Only problem with your little plan there though is those 'truth' commercials are for cigarettes.
  • kevinbeetlekevinbeetle Posts: 361
    this is the same kid that everyone and their mother was a fan of 6 months ago. they all wanted to be his best friend, he was getting all the kids to join swim clubs and he was a role model to everyone. he was a goody goody. the perfect kid. now he is going to be labeled as a pot smoker. im not advocating smoking weed, nor am i against it. choose what you want. its just going to show how fickle some people are. lets all ask our moms what they think now. if your mom smokes pot, then she probably doesnt give a shit. and if your mom smokes pot, ask her to give me a call.
  • Tom KTom K Posts: 842
    I think its a penis pump, not a bong...
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    I want to buy the rights to that photo and run a few tv commercials... they're going to have that photo, and there will be subtext talking about his diet, his work out, his gold medal wins, and his rigorous training regimen. It's going to run after every single one of those ridiculous "truth" commercials about how pot automatically makes you a loser. And then at the end it will say "He's doing ok... maybe our drug laws need a reality check?"

    Only problem with your little plan there though is those 'truth' commercials are for cigarettes.

    My bad, I couldn't remember the tagline... I meant the Above the Influence commercials. You all know the ones I'm referring to I'm sure. The Truth commercials suck too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7TDSqCjj7w

    or

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYwxEW82Fok
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    Always thought he sounded a few IQ points shy of a full load. I guess this explains it.
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  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,435
    1. the water isnt even moving, so he's not even breathing in at all to hit it
    2. there is no smoke in the bong
    3. he was just pretending to hit the bong for a picture for money
    4. marijuana should be legal if phelps really did smoke weed and won 12 gold medals
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    2. there is no smoke in the bong

    Bingo!
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