What MADE your day (part deux)?????
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Claireack wrote:Getting this on an email today;
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad0 -
xanax.Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.0
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That I was able to see my youngest perform in a program at school AND he rocked it out!"You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."0
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I know it's very trite to say, but the people on this forum, particularily the Euro Tour thread.
I've never met them, and that will change in 4 weeks time, but I consider them friends and they made me smile a lot over the past few days. They are very kind, generous, funny people, this tour is going to be a good one.2009 - Manchester. 2010 - Dublin, Belfast, London, Berlin, Arras, Werchter. 2011 - PJ20 i & ii, Montreal, Toronto i & ii, Ottawa, Hamilton.
2012 - Manchester i & ii, Berlin i & ii, Stockholm. 2014 - Amsterdam i & ii, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin, Leeds, Milton Keynes.
2016 - Boston Fenway i & ii, 2018 - Amsterdam i & ii, Pinkpop, London i & ii, Padova, Krakow, Barcelona, Seattle i & ii.0 -
sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo2014 - Detroit2019 - Chicago X 20 -
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2 door cinema club gig moved to a bigger venue. woohoo!!!hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
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smarchee wrote:sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday
a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day???hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
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catefrances wrote:smarchee wrote:sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday
a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day???
No silly, it's Victoria Day here. Don't you celebrate that in Oz?"What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop0 -
papers"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”0 -
a mail from a friend make so happy!!!"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”0 -
dimitrispearljam wrote:a mail from a friend make so happy!!!
me too :thumbup:
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71step28 wrote:dimitrispearljam wrote:a mail from a friend make so happy!!!
me too :thumbup:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”0 -
catefrances wrote:smarchee wrote:sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday
a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day???
lol, nope its Queen Victoria day, cause we need to honour the Queen with a holiday1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo2014 - Detroit2019 - Chicago X 20 -
making Hambuger Helper for dinner, was good1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo2014 - Detroit2019 - Chicago X 20 -
Fifthelement wrote:catefrances wrote:smarchee wrote:sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday
a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day???
No silly, it's Victoria Day here. Don't you celebrate that in Oz?
we(except WA) have queens birthday weekend in june. is that what victoria day is???hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say0 -
woowooo!!!!
my deluxe edition of brothers just rocked up on my doorstep. its so pretty.hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say0 -
getting my tat finished0
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Listenung Nothing as it seems from Salzburg 2000"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”0 -
Teeth are all clean and I got to sleep in till 6:30
woo hoo!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"0
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