What MADE your day (part deux)?????

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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Claireack wrote:
    Getting this on an email today;

    Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
    cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
    and begins to read her book.

    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

    'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
    For all I know you could start at any moment.
    I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

    'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
    For all I know you could start at any moment.'

    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

    MORAL:
    Never argue with a woman who reads.

    It's likely she can also think.
    :lol::mrgreen::lol:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    xanax.
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • Ayedavanita
    Ayedavanita Posts: 1,443
    That I was able to see my youngest perform in a program at school AND he rocked it out!
    "You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."
  • dottles
    dottles Posts: 9,209
    I know it's very trite to say, but the people on this forum, particularily the Euro Tour thread.
    I've never met them, and that will change in 4 weeks time, but I consider them friends and they made me smile a lot over the past few days. They are very kind, generous, funny people, this tour is going to be a good one.
    2009 - Manchester. 2010 - Dublin, Belfast, London, Berlin, Arras, Werchter. 2011 - PJ20 i & ii, Montreal, Toronto i & ii, Ottawa, Hamilton. 
    2012 - Manchester i & ii, Berlin i & ii, Stockholm. 2014 - Amsterdam i & ii, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin, Leeds, Milton Keynes.
    2016 - Boston Fenway i & ii, 2018 - Amsterdam i & ii, Pinkpop, London i & ii, Padova, Krakow, Barcelona, Seattle i & ii. 
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/

    made me laugh!
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    2 door cinema club gig moved to a bigger venue. woohoo!!!
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    smarchee wrote:
    sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday

    a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day??? :lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Fifthelement
    Fifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,965
    catefrances wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday

    a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day??? :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    No silly, it's Victoria Day here. Don't you celebrate that in Oz?
    "What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    papers
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    a mail from a friend make so happy!!! :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 71step28
    71step28 Posts: 2,249
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    a mail from a friend make so happy!!! :)
    hihihi :D me too :thumbup:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    71step28 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    a mail from a friend make so happy!!! :)
    hihihi :D me too :thumbup:
    :roll: :roll: :roll:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    catefrances wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday

    a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day??? :lol:

    lol, nope its Queen Victoria day, cause we need to honour the Queen with a holiday
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    making Hambuger Helper for dinner, was good
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Fifthelement wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    sleeping in till 10:30 and it being a holiday

    a holiday you say... what is it... dudley doright day??? :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    No silly, it's Victoria Day here. Don't you celebrate that in Oz?


    we(except WA) have queens birthday weekend in june. is that what victoria day is???
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    woowooo!!!!

    my deluxe edition of brothers just rocked up on my doorstep. its so pretty. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • guypjfreak
    guypjfreak Posts: 2,281
    getting my tat finished :D
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Listenung Nothing as it seems from Salzburg 2000
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Teeth are all clean and I got to sleep in till 6:30 :) woo hoo!
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"

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