What MADE your day (part deux)?????

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Ask. Her. Out :corn:

    Too soon. :lol:

    And she's a co-worker :o
    Will! :x It's never too soon. You'll be 80 and shriveled before you know it. This is no time to waste time! :x And unless this job is your career job it doesn't matter. Hop to it. I'll coach you :corn: :? :thumbup:

    She did think I was older than I actually am.

    That was a plus :lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Too soon. :lol:

    And she's a co-worker :o
    Will! :x It's never too soon. You'll be 80 and shriveled before you know it. This is no time to waste time! :x And unless this job is your career job it doesn't matter. Hop to it. I'll coach you :corn: :? :thumbup:

    She did think I was older than I actually am.

    That was a plus :lol:
    Just wait until she starts calling you ma'am :roll: :x :fp:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Just wait until she starts calling you ma'am :roll: :x :fp:

    Why would she call me ma'am? :fp:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Just wait until she starts calling you ma'am :roll: :x :fp:

    Why would she call me ma'am? :fp:
    paybacks :twisted: :x :lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Just wait until she starts calling you ma'am :roll: :x :fp:

    Why would she call me ma'am? :fp:
    paybacks :twisted: :x :lol:

    I don't get it... :fp:

    Ma'am :P
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885

    Why would she call me ma'am? :fp:
    paybacks :twisted: :x :lol:

    I don't get it... :fp:

    Ma'am :P
    :roll:


    :twisted: :x
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :think:

    And she wasn't a bitch

    And she was really cool
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :think:

    And she wasn't a bitch

    And she was really cool
    soooooooo.....


    Ask. Her. Out. :corn:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :think:

    And she wasn't a bitch

    And she was really cool
    soooooooo.....


    Ask. Her. Out. :corn:

    We'll see :corn:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :think:

    And she wasn't a bitch

    And she was really cool
    soooooooo.....


    Ask. Her. Out. :corn:

    We'll see :corn:
    :roll: :fp:

    What the hell are you waiting for??? Time is of the essence!
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :roll: :fp:

    What the hell are you waiting for??? Time is of the essence!

    I can't rush things with such a goddess. :D
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :roll: :fp:

    What the hell are you waiting for??? Time is of the essence!

    I can't rush things with such a goddess. :D
    :roll:

    Well if you slip into the friend zone while some other musical libertarian comes along and sweeps her off her feet, don't come crying to me :nono:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :roll: :fp:

    What the hell are you waiting for??? Time is of the essence!

    I can't rush things with such a goddess. :D
    :roll:

    Well if you slip into the friend zone while some other musical libertarian comes along and sweeps her off her feet, don't come crying to me :nono:

    :lol: :corn:

    We'll see
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885

    I can't rush things with such a goddess. :D
    :roll:

    Well if you slip into the friend zone while some other musical libertarian comes along and sweeps her off her feet, don't come crying to me :nono:

    :lol: :corn:
    Ok here's the plan...the next time you see her, you are going to give her one of these:





















    do-you-like-me.gif

    Then we'll know what we're dealing with :think:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Ok here's the plan...the next time you see her, you are going to give her one of these:





















    do-you-like-me.gif

    Then we'll know what we're dealing with :think:

    Hi, Hannah, Do you like me? :lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885

    Hi, Hannah, Do you like me? :lol:
    You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"

  • Hi, Hannah, Do you like me? :lol:
    You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
    A note??

    Oh c'mon...


    Paul...
    Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...

    Straight and to the point...
    No nonsense...
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293

    Hi, Hannah, Do you like me? :lol:
    You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
    A note??

    Oh c'mon...


    Paul...
    Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...

    Straight and to the point...
    No nonsense...

    Well said. I shall :lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
    A note??

    Oh c'mon...


    Paul...
    Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...

    Straight and to the point...
    No nonsense...

    Well said. I shall :lol:
    Fine. Just tape the note to some porn and be done with it :x :fp:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • Fine. Just tape the note to some porn and be done with it :x :fp:

    Ok..
    We will compromise here...

    Paul, send her a note...

    "Hey! Can I bang you this weekend?"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Fine. Just tape the note to some porn and be done with it :x :fp:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I'm kidding... I'm a nice guy.
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Fine. Just tape the note to some porn and be done with it :x :fp:

    Ok..
    We will compromise here...

    Paul, send her a note...

    "Hey! Can I bang you this weekend?"

    :lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Fine. Just tape the note to some porn and be done with it :x :fp:

    Ok..
    We will compromise here...

    Paul, send her a note...

    "Hey! Can I bang you this weekend?"
    :think:

    I think that just might work

    might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :think:

    I think that just might work

    might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:

    I need to work on my stick figures again
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :think:

    I think that just might work

    might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:

    I need to work on my stick figures again
    good thinking :think: and you could include check boxes so she can pick the positions....just to show you're considerate...and maybe a copy of your STD test results to show you're responsible and prepared...and one of those 99 cent roses to show you're romantic... :think:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :think:

    I think that just might work

    might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:

    I need to work on my stick figures again
    good thinking :think: and you could include check boxes so she can pick the positions....just to show you're considerate...and maybe a copy of your STD test results to show you're responsible and prepared...and one of those 99 cent roses to show you're romantic... :think:

    Jesus :lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885

    I need to work on my stick figures again
    good thinking :think: and you could include check boxes so she can pick the positions....just to show you're considerate...and maybe a copy of your STD test results to show you're responsible and prepared...and one of those 99 cent roses to show you're romantic... :think:

    Jesus :lol:
    I think we've covered it all :think: Now hop to it and report back :corn:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I think we've covered it all :think: Now hop to it and report back :corn:

    Let me know if anything has been missed :lol:
  • Paul?
    Some words of wisdom from Uncle SPEEDY.... :lol::lol:

    Dont ever take a females advice on ANYTHING!!!

    Especially advice on FEMALES!!!!

    Trust me on this one....

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Its like that Seinfeld episode...
    Whenever a female gives you advice?
    Just do the OPPOSITE!!!!

    You will be fine...
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I think we've covered it all :think: Now hop to it and report back :corn:

    Let me know if anything has been missed :lol:
    I think you should be all set :think:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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