Will! :x It's never too soon. You'll be 80 and shriveled before you know it. This is no time to waste time! :x And unless this job is your career job it doesn't matter. Hop to it. I'll coach you :corn: :? :thumbup:
Will! :x It's never too soon. You'll be 80 and shriveled before you know it. This is no time to waste time! :x And unless this job is your career job it doesn't matter. Hop to it. I'll coach you :corn: :? :thumbup:
She did think I was older than I actually am.
That was a plus
Just wait until she starts calling you ma'am :roll: :x :fp:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
A note??
Oh c'mon...
Paul...
Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...
Straight and to the point...
No nonsense...
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
A note??
Oh c'mon...
Paul...
Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...
You can't just ask her :roll: You'll scare her away. You gotta be slick about it....like with a note :think: Only make sure you clarify whether she LIKES you likes you, or just likes you....
A note??
Oh c'mon...
Paul...
Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...
Straight and to the point...
No nonsense...
Well said. I shall
Fine. Just tape the note to some porn and be done with it :x :fp:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:
I need to work on my stick figures again
good thinking :think: and you could include check boxes so she can pick the positions....just to show you're considerate...and maybe a copy of your STD test results to show you're responsible and prepared...and one of those 99 cent roses to show you're romantic... :think:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:
I need to work on my stick figures again
good thinking :think: and you could include check boxes so she can pick the positions....just to show you're considerate...and maybe a copy of your STD test results to show you're responsible and prepared...and one of those 99 cent roses to show you're romantic... :think:
good thinking :think: and you could include check boxes so she can pick the positions....just to show you're considerate...and maybe a copy of your STD test results to show you're responsible and prepared...and one of those 99 cent roses to show you're romantic... :think:
Jesus
I think we've covered it all :think: Now hop to it and report back :corn:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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She did think I was older than I actually am.
That was a plus
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Why would she call me ma'am? :fp:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
I don't get it... :fp:
Ma'am :P
:twisted: :x
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
And she wasn't a bitch
And she was really cool
Ask. Her. Out. :corn:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
We'll see :corn:
What the hell are you waiting for??? Time is of the essence!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
I can't rush things with such a goddess.
Well if you slip into the friend zone while some other musical libertarian comes along and sweeps her off her feet, don't come crying to me :nono:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
We'll see
Then we'll know what we're dealing with :think:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Hi, Hannah, Do you like me?
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Oh c'mon...
Paul...
Just tell the chick you would like to bang her...
Straight and to the point...
No nonsense...
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Well said. I shall
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Ok..
We will compromise here...
Paul, send her a note...
"Hey! Can I bang you this weekend?"
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I'm kidding... I'm a nice guy.
I think that just might work
might I suggest including some illustrations with said note, just so there's no confusion :think:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
I need to work on my stick figures again
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Jesus
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Let me know if anything has been missed
Some words of wisdom from Uncle SPEEDY....
Dont ever take a females advice on ANYTHING!!!
Especially advice on FEMALES!!!!
Trust me on this one....
Its like that Seinfeld episode...
Whenever a female gives you advice?
Just do the OPPOSITE!!!!
You will be fine...
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"