Accurate Horoscopes?

Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
edited January 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious.. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details.. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.. Beautiful.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organised. Need order in their lives - like being in control.. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmoniser (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centred at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.


I'm an Aquarian and I have to say, it's very accurate! Even people at work who know me said so :oops:

How accurate is yours? :)
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details.. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.. Beautiful.

    I dunno :? Can't be sure.

    Except for the good kisser bit, I am awesome at that 8-):lol:;)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cancer


    not very.. some parts apply others dont.

    i'm not the most sympathetic person in the world... if i saw a guy with one arm, i wouldnt be sympathetic... more like "what does he do with all the floppy sleeves on his jumpers" or "he'll always be shit at semaphore that guy"


    but horoscopes tend to be very ehhhh vague in their outlooks... means that the person can apply it to their own life...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    cancer


    not very.. some parts apply others dont.

    i'm not the most sympathetic person in the world... if i saw a guy with one arm, i wouldnt be sympathetic... more like "what does he do with all the floppy sleeves on his jumpers" or "he'll always be shit at semaphore that guy"


    but horoscopes tend to be very ehhhh vague in their outlooks... means that the person can apply it to their own life...

    YOU'RE the same star sign as Dave?! :shock:

    Shocking...
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    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

    well.. you'd have to ask people who know me to get an exact answer as to how accurate that is. :lol: but I'd say that many of the things (easily angered, easily bored, energetic..) definitely apply.
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  • PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details.. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.. Beautiful.

    I dunno :? Can't be sure.

    Except for the good kisser bit, I am awesome at that 8-):lol:;)

    Yeah, it's all about right for you hun :D

    Apart from the kissing bit... I wouldn't know about that ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

    This is about as dead on as you can get for me. I'm not really chatty a lot though. I'm more of a stand to the side and watch everything and then join in but once I'm in look out.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
    Moody, YES
    emotional. YES
    May be shy. YES
    Very loving and caring. UMMM SOMETIMES. :?
    Pretty/handsome. SOMETIMES
    Excellent partners for life. YES
    Protective. YES
    Inventive and imaginative. KIND OF
    Cautious. YES
    Touchy-feely kind of person.NO NO NO :oops:
    Needs love from others. REALLY?? :|
    Easily hurt, but sympathetic. SURE

    hmmm...interesting. I don't believe in horoscopes, but they are fun!
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centred at times. Passionate and emotional.

    SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.



    as i am on the cusp, i am supposedly prone to take on traits from both these signs....and sure, lots holds true.


    funny tho, i never find the descriptors for gemini, my husband's sign, to even fully/accuratel describe him.

    GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

    some of it, sure ;).......but chatterbox? not nearly! and this is commonly stated for gemini, being a talker, etc....and he is so much more quiet and introspective.


    it's all fun to read tho, i love astrology. :D
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  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centred at times. Passionate and emotional.

    SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.



    as i am on the cusp, i am supposedly prone to take on traits from both these signs....and sure, lots holds true.


    funny tho, i never find the descriptors for gemini, my husband's sign, to even fully/accuratel describe him.

    GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

    some of it, sure ;).......but chatterbox? not nearly! and this is commonly stated for gemini, being a talker, etc....and he is so much more quiet and introspective.


    it's all fun to read tho, i love astrology. :D

    As a Gemini I have that same trait as your husband where most of the time I'm quiet and introspective. I get lost in my head a lot.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • I am a Scorpio and that pretty much fits me perfectly....although I am not nearly as energetic as I once was

    My favorite girl is a Pisces and that is her to a T
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    LIBRA - The Harmoniser (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

    to the T! :D
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  • inmytreeinmytree Posts: 4,741

    LIBRA - The Harmoniser (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.



    How accurate is yours? :)

    Take out "hates to be alone" and this is right on...

    Alone time is highly underrated...
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Nope.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

    that's me :)
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,506
    norm wrote:
    SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

    that's me :)
    I doubt it.
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  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,608
    TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.


    this is pretty accurate other than the 'patient' part. but i'd say most of my temper tantrums are because of my lack of patience.
  • FrankieJFrankieJ Posts: 602
    LIBRA - The Harmoniser (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
    Nice to everyone they meet. yes
    Can't make up their mind. sometimes
    Have own unique appeal. yes
    Creative, energetic, and very social. sometimes
    Hates to be alone. sometimes
    Peaceful, generous. yes
    Very loving and beautiful. yes
    Flirtatious. sometimes
    Give in too easily. yes
    Procrastinators. YES
    Very gullible. yes
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067




    VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic.
    this is me to a t :oops:
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
    Outgoing, chatty, lively, energetic, adaptable, like change, versatile, busy, nervous, tense, superficial, and inconsistent--- all those are mostly correct, somewhat.

    gossip, outspoken, argumentative--- moderate, more like very little.

    smart, witty, beautiful physically and mentally--- that depends on what others think. ;)
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
    Moody.......TOTALLY
    emotional......TO A FAULT SOMETIMES
    May be shy....CAN BE
    Very loving and caring.......YES
    Pretty/handsome......yes :lol:
    Excellent partners for life.My honey thinks so :oops:
    Protective.YES,LIKE A LIONESS
    Inventive and imaginative.YES ;)
    Cautious.YES
    Touchy-feely kind of person. YES
    Needs love from others. ABSOLUTELY
    Easily hurt.UNFORTUNATELY YES
    but sympathetic.YES
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