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  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    "Hitler had a hammer toe
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    but he rang the bells
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    just as any dictator would
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    --quickly, with fire and conviction."
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  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    He would also sometimes go
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    to Bavaria, high atop the
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    snowy mountains, but what about
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    the current situation? Let's get
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    as far away from here
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    as that cheater "justam", breaking
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    the five-word rules, tastelessly.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    Jordy wordy disrupted the story!
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Let's pick up where we
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    lost the flow of the
    :mrgreen:
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    opus blossoming before us. So,
  • KatKat Posts: 4,872
    who tied you up, Brian?
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • say_hisay_hi Posts: 312
    And now, we feast forever.
    4/30/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05, 5/4/06 (Letterman Mini-Concert), 5/5/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09, 5/15/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    "It was some bulky fella."
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  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Are you able to see?
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    "Yes, blindfolded or not, I
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    always have my trusty binoculars
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    ! Maybe they will help you?"
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "His moustache was like Hitler's."
    I love to turn you on
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    "And, he smelled like cigars."
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    He could be listening to
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    the static in the air
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    charging against the zephyr breezes
    I love to turn you on
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    but instead he was running!! :shock:
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    "Was it Salvador Dali's ghost?"
  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    he was just going home
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