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I pee'd next to Eddie at the Tractor last night....

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  • RiverrunnerRiverrunner Posts: 2,419
    What kind of pants was he wearing? :lol:
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  • YoullseeDragonsYoullseeDragons Posts: 2,144
    What a cool story, thanks for posting. Good thing you did not say "HI", you might have had piss on you shoes like Flounder at Delta House.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    You know what?

    That would be the worst place to say "Bumps!"
    ...it could be misconstrued.
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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    did you cross streams??? :o:lol: :oops: :roll:
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    vedder_soup wrote:
    did you cross streams??? :o:lol: :oops: :roll:


    nah..but he challenged Ed to a sword fight. :mrgreen:
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    Lucifer wrote:
    i would of asked to tap it

    just twice


    anything more would be weird

    in the "hood" asking to "tap it" means something else...you don't want Ed getting all "street" on your ass.....wait, would ya? ;):mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • ER182263ER182263 Posts: 67
    Wow...cool story! :D
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Imagine the conversation if they were peeing into a pond...

    lca1630: "Man, these waters are really cold"

    EdVed: "...and deep."
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  • BF2283BF2283 Posts: 3
    Aw, man. My friend was telling me about Ed being at the tractor last night, I just didn't think he was serious.

    That's quite a story!
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Here's another article. :)

    http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/ar ... ty_1092465

    PEARL JAM - VEDDER JOINS X STARS AT INAUGURAL PARTY

    PEARL JAM star EDDIE VEDDER stunned BARACK OBAMA fans at an Inauguration Day party in Seattle, Washington on Tuesday night (20Jan09) when he stepped up onstage to perform with punk icons JOHN DOE and EXENE CERVENKA.
    Vedder and bandmates Jeff Ament and Mike MCCready had managed to blend in with the crowd at the packed Tractor Tavern club when Doe called the Alive singer up onstage.
    Keeping a low profile in a black hat, he duetted with Cervenka on a rendition of X’s fan favourite The New World, and then used Doe's torso as a drum for another tune.
    As he left the stage, Doe joked, "Thank you, man in the black hat."
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • LOV2ROCKLOV2ROCK Minneapolis/St.Paul Posts: 822
    I would of said to ed at the urinal,"hey,i hear this is where all the prick's hang out" :o:lol:;)
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 93,778
    Lucifer wrote:
    i would of asked to tap it for him

    just twice


    anything more would be weird

    :shock: :shock: :shock:
  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    LOV2ROCK wrote:
    I would of said to ed at the urinal,"hey,i hear this is where all the prick's hang out" :o:lol:;)
    And that's the exact reason why he doesn't hang out with you :P
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Haha how cool.

    Nowhere near as cool, but I pissed next to a player from my favourite football team. I said 'hey big T'(His nickname) We had a quick chat and then he walked straight out without washing his hands. And I did the old mental note. Never shake Big T's hand.
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  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    I am a female and there is something I so desperately want to ask you about your encounter next to Ed at the urinal... but I'm a lady, so I won't. :oops: :lol:
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  • finnanniefinnannie Posts: 1,186
    Oh my god! :D What a story!

    :lol:
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  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    EKluvsPJ wrote:
    I am a female and there is something I so desperately want to ask you about your encounter next to Ed at the urinal... but I'm a lady, so I won't. :oops: :lol:
    Now now settle down chicas! Guy's privates are only his and his woman's business. Oh wait was that what you wanted to ask? :D:lol:
    Also was the show crowded?
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Thats really good to hear that everyone left him alone...made my day
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  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Wonderful!!

    I also partied with a Coronah that night! miles and miles away here in Israel.. But it was a party felt around the world that night. I am so happy for this sane choice of a future, hope for the best and Ed - keep rockin out! :lol:
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  • JulienJulien Posts: 2,457
    until the end of your story, I thought I would read "then I woke up, it was just a dream..."
    But no, your story's true. I'm jealous. ;)
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  • Vedderman51Vedderman51 Posts: 606
    One of the coolest stories ever. I definitley would have snuck a peek ;)
  • OkOk Posts: 2,144
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Thread of the year. lol

    But I could see this one getting locked also. heh

    I was just thinking the same thing....there should be a Hall of Fame for best threads, and I'd vote for this one...great story.
  • Be SoundBe Sound Posts: 199
    EKluvsPJ wrote:
    I am a female and there is something I so desperately want to ask you about your encounter next to Ed at the urinal... but I'm a lady, so I won't. :oops: :lol:

    go ahead ask it... :o
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  • seattlerockguyseattlerockguy Posts: 61
    I'm glad everyone seems to be liking the story, here I thought maybe I should have done more. Now I'm content with just being able say I rocked out with my cock out....next to Eddie Vedder. :mrgreen:

    To answer a question the show was packed, but I heard the previous night had sold out. It didn't seem to me that it was sold out, but it was plenty full.

    Thanks everyone.

    btw, I have a video I shot with my iPhone of Eddie performing with the Knitters. It is not great but still cool. I'll post a link for Youtube as soon as I SSH into my iPhone tonight, I've been slacking on it.
  • RuxpinRuxpin Posts: 67
    You should have taken one for the team and copped a look!
    Haha - only joking.

    Nice story though - I like the fact you didn't harass any of the guys and just let them enjoy a show!
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    hysterical! :D
    i wonder how many have similar stories? b/c a guy in my husband's band, a huge who fan....also pee'd next to ed at a townshend tribute or something quite a few years ago.....but they actually had a convo about pete, music, etc...while in the men's room. :mrgreen: hahaha.
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  • LiteTheMatchLiteTheMatch Posts: 1,208
    Fan - Hey Eddie!

    EV - "Don't talk, it's crawling back up"
    A child's rhyme stuck in my head...
    It said "Life is nothing but a dream."
    I've spent so many years in question
    To find I'd known this all along.
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    WTF is wrong with you people!? wanting to peek at Ed's privates!! NOT FUNNY....CREEPY!!(and it's mostly dudes saying this!) :shock:

    I'd have a big ass fence and dogs around my crib too!!.....sick fucks! :twisted:


    ok mods....close this shit down..it crossed over into disturbing a long time ago! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a straight guy, but I would have been tempted to do a quick-glance to be able to say:
    "oh, you got Ed's autograph? well I saw his wang... top that."


    HA HA HA!! This thready is cracking me up! :lol:
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  • LiteTheMatchLiteTheMatch Posts: 1,208
    Curiosity doesn't kill cats
    A child's rhyme stuck in my head...
    It said "Life is nothing but a dream."
    I've spent so many years in question
    To find I'd known this all along.
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