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My Cousin is dating a stripper.

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
He told me last night. I find it hilarious. He told me not to tell anyone or else he will kick my arse.

I said that when I meet her, I hope she doesn't recognise me....
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Now you've got to go get a lap dance just to piss him off.
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    soulsinging wrote:
    Now you've got to go get a lap dance just to piss him off.

    I saw her facebook profile. And she is one of those well I don't know if I should use 'class' and stripper in the same sentence, but she is from a better establishment and she is a good sort.

    So yes, I would get a lap dance from her. Keep it in the family.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:
    A few years ago, my buddy & I went to a stripbar, and one of the dancers came up and talked to us like she knew us. And wouldn't you know, we went to school with her- kinda shocking coz she was one of them nerdy outcast.
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    so is she a stripper stripper? or a just a college girl trying to pay bills?
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    It won't last.
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  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    This thread is useless wihtout pictures
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    Flagg wrote:
    This thread is useless wihtout pictures

    +1



    (what happened to the thumbs up image!?)
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,782
    singularity wrote:
    Flagg wrote:
    This thread is useless wihtout pictures

    +1



    (what happened to the thumbs up image!?)
    Prob got lost when we moved, or it hasn't been unpacked yet.
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:

    OK, I apologise if you find it crass.

    My point is I find it interesting as I do not know any strippers, and It is not your everyday profession. I wasn't questioning her as a person, because I know that my cousin is a top bloke, who would not date someone who was anything other than a decent person.
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    singularity wrote:
    so is she a stripper stripper? or a just a college girl trying to pay bills?


    From what I can ascertain, Graphic designer by day, Stripper by night.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:

    OK, I apologise if you find it crass.

    My point is I find it interesting as I do not know any strippers, and It is not your everyday profession. I wasn't questioning her as a person, because I know that my cousin is a top bloke, who would not date someone who was anything other than a decent person.
    Cool :) I was just imagining a 'pretty woman' scenario where you'd proposition her... dunno why!
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    Verona??? it's all surmountable
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  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    My brother was married to one.
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 16,955
    Nice. I dated one for about six months. Boy, was that fun.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:

    I think you're overracting. Sure they are, but it's still kind of funny for 2 reasons:

    1. Any guy that has ever gone to a strip club with some buddies has one friend in the group who SWORE the stripper was totally into him... as she bilked him of every cent he had. So it's amusing to hear a guy who actually did seem to land it.

    2. It's funny to have a close friend whose gf may have spent an evening or two grinding on you buck naked. That just going to be fun to mess with his head about.

    Nobody here said anything bad about the profession or the people in it. It's just a goldmine of fucking with your buddy material :)
  • Back_PedalBack_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:
    I guess his point is that strippers are generally viewed as loose, promiscuous women, and being in a relationship with one can result in a lot of undue jealousy and mistrust.
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Flagg wrote:
    This thread is useless wihtout pictures
    Amen, Brother Flagg...amen :twisted:
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  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    Back_Pedal wrote:
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's your point? you can't get one? Subject choice is crass... I know strippers, same as real people :evil:
    I guess his point is that strippers are generally viewed as loose, promiscuous women, and being in a relationship with one can result in a lot of undue jealousy and mistrust.

    Yup this was my brothers experience and she was a drug addict.
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    soulsinging wrote:
    I think you're overracting. Sure they are, but it's still kind of funny for 2 reasons:

    1. Any guy that has ever gone to a strip club with some buddies has one friend in the group who SWORE the stripper was totally into him... as she bilked him of every cent he had. So it's amusing to hear a guy who actually did seem to land it.

    2. It's funny to have a close friend whose gf may have spent an evening or two grinding on you buck naked. That just going to be fun to mess with his head about.

    Nobody here said anything bad about the profession or the people in it. It's just a goldmine of fucking with your buddy material :)

    damn, I've missed you 'round these parts. :)
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Um okay, well i guess if he doesn't mind she strips for a living that's all that matters.
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  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    libragirl wrote:
    Um okay, well i guess if he doesn't mind she strips for a living that's all that matters.

    exactly what I thought. Why else would this be bad? Just because a girl strips doesn't mean she's a whore. Sure she dresses the part, but she can me monogamous.
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    :)
  • Better DanBetter Dan Posts: 5,684
    davidtrios wrote:
    :)


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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Posts: 11,334
    This could go horribly bad. Friend of a friend is dying of AIDS right now from doing something like this. Sorry to bust up the party.
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