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Signs of a Cheater

catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
i posted this because number 4 is hilarious:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlecosmomatch.aspx?cp-documentid=9980888&GT1=32023

4. Nothing fazes him anymore.“If he was short-tempered before, a combination of added sex and attention could be making him way more relaxed, even downright giddy,” Vranich says. “If your guy is suddenly going around all happy and whistling, then you need to find out why.”

so, if your guy is happy, that probably means he's cheating. :D the only guarantee of fidelity is to nag him into misery ;)
and like that... he's gone.
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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    Do you have this for a woman, that would be interesting?

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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    seriously....I've read some of that crap before and it makes me laugh. It's no wonder people have f'd up relationships. Cosmo makes women neurotic "why does he do xyz? how to tell he really loves you?" total crap. Glad I never fell for the bullshit. I'm enough of a nut without the help of bs magazines! :D
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    Whizbang wrote:
    seriously....I've read some of that crap before and it makes me laugh. It's no wonder people have f'd up relationships. Cosmo makes women neurotic "why does he do xyz? how to tell he really loves you?" total crap. Glad I never fell for the bullshit. I'm enough of a nut without the help of bs magazines! :D

    Yea, my last girlfriend loved Cosmo. She's a complete loon. "So why is this, and why is that" Fuck I don't know insano-girl.
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    catch22 wrote:
    i posted this because number 4 is hilarious:

    http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlecosmomatch.aspx?cp-documentid=9980888&GT1=32023

    4. Nothing fazes him anymore.“If he was short-tempered before, a combination of added sex and attention could be making him way more relaxed, even downright giddy,” Vranich says. “If your guy is suddenly going around all happy and whistling, then you need to find out why.”

    so, if your guy is happy, that probably means he's cheating. :D the only guarantee of fidelity is to nag him into misery ;)

    hehehehe :D
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Note to self - act sad and they'll never suspect a thing ;)
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Note to self - act sad and they'll never suspect a thing ;)

    exactly! she's not happy if you are ;)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I like #2..."If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked,” says Vranich. You can actually thank porn for this tip-off. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys."


    yeah...because hairless balls are the way to a woman's heart.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I like #2..."If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked,” says Vranich. You can actually thank porn for this tip-off. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys."


    yeah...because hairless balls are the way to a woman's heart.

    if a guy is shaving the grapes i'm thinking the heart is not what they're after ;):p
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I like #2..."If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked,” says Vranich. You can actually thank porn for this tip-off. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys."


    yeah...because hairless balls are the way to a woman's heart.

    that's why i've started sporting my own version of sack cleavage. the girls go wild!
    and like that... he's gone.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Actually...my BF falls into EVERY one of those categories.

    seriously. I even asked him about #2..because it was strange to me...took me 4 hours to discover that he found a gray hair...and was depressed and wanted to hide the evidence from me. (he thinks I will tease him...and I totally didn't ... I just pointed out that I WOULD have called him "wilford" if he'd let me see the gray...I mean, seriously.)

    the smelling different...that is because he showers at the gym.

    also - he tells me way too much about his day...but that is kinda normal.
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,120
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I like #2..."If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked,” says Vranich. You can actually thank porn for this tip-off. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys."


    yeah...because hairless balls are the way to a woman's heart.

    Hairless balls are the way to a better life I feel.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    catch22 wrote:
    that's why i've started sporting my own version of sack cleavage. the girls go wild!

    "sack cleavage" ~ I think that just made my day!


    I'd never cheat on you catch22 ;)
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    The best expression of Love is Time.
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I like #2..."If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked,” says Vranich. You can actually thank porn for this tip-off. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys."


    yeah...because hairless balls are the way to a woman's heart.

    GRADY!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    ahahaha

    Cosmo: Making women feel horrible since 1886
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    PJPixie wrote:
    "sack cleavage" ~ I think that just made my day!

    I'd never cheat on you catch22 ;)

    i know darling. but that's only because you know i keep a well-groomed garden :)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I like #2..."If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked,” says Vranich. You can actually thank porn for this tip-off. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys."


    yeah...because hairless balls are the way to a woman's heart.


    why oh fucking why would anyone want to shave their balls?

    what comes into a guys head when he thinks "you know what, i'm going to take a lethally sharp cutting implement and then use it to shave the wrinkliest part of my body which just so happens to be very close to the most sensitive and important part of my body"

    weirdos

    the only time its allowed if its for a) a vasectomy and then at least you can get a nurse to do it for you ;) or b) if you are becoming a transgender type thing
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    catch22 wrote:
    i know darling. but that's only because you know i keep a well-groomed garden :)

    I love being on my knees...............gardening ;)
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    why oh fucking why would anyone want to shave their balls?

    what comes into a guys head when he thinks "you know what, i'm going to take a lethally sharp cutting implement and then use it to shave the wrinkliest part of my body which just so happens to be very close to the most sensitive and important part of my body"

    weirdos

    the only time its allowed if its for a) a vasectomy and then at least you can get a nurse to do it for you ;) or b) if you are becoming a transgender type thing
    apparently if you are going gray too...;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    PJPixie wrote:
    I love being on my knees...............gardening ;)

    i don't know how to make the bug-eyed shocked face, so i'm just going to collect my things and instead of putting my folder in my bag as usual, i shall hold it strategically at my waist to hide any potentially embarrassing, inappropriate, or potentially misconstrued physical reactions from classmates.
    and like that... he's gone.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    catch22 wrote:
    i don't know how to make the bug-eyed shocked face, so i'm just going to collect my things and instead of putting my folder in my bag as usual, i shall hold it strategically at my waist to hide any potentially embarrassing, inappropriate, or potentially misconstrued physical reactions from classmates.



    : eek :
    :eek:
    ;)
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    For all of the smugalicious guys....the same things apply to a woman that is cheating.
    Sucks to think we do the same thing, doesn't it?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    catch22 wrote:
    i don't know how to make the bug-eyed shocked face,


    even after 30,000+ posts in your past banned life?!!! :eek:

    p.s. :eek:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Daisy_BuchananDaisy_Buchanan Posts: 162
    HushBull wrote:
    Yea, my last girlfriend loved Cosmo. She's a complete loon. "So why is this, and why is that" Fuck I don't know insano-girl.

    I've never read a single issue of Cosmo, and I don't understand what would cause a woman to do so. They recycle the same 4 articles ad nauseum!: "101 Postitions to make him go wild!"; "Does he LIKE you?"; "Take our relationship quiz!"; "How do you know if he's the ONE?" (note: passing is a prerequisite for buying BRIDE magazine).

    However, that cheater's list was fun to read. :D
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    HushBull wrote:
    Yea, my last girlfriend loved Cosmo. She's a complete loon. "So why is this, and why is that" Fuck I don't know insano-girl.

    exactly!!! pretty much every woman I've ever met who reads Cosmo is an insecure nutjob.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    TrixieCat wrote:
    For all of the smugalicious guys....the same things apply to a woman that is cheating.
    Sucks to think we do the same thing, doesn't it?

    i hope those things don't apply to women, because it's an absurd list for anyone ;)

    but hey, what i don't know won't hurt me. long as i'm the one she comes home to and vice versa, it's all good.
    and like that... he's gone.
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