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Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
My pop just gave me a list wrote down.

*Cheeseburger,soda and aple pie is the way to her heart

*be dominent...a girl loves a strong man

*pay for dinner,put paper in your wallet so it looks like you have lots of money...woman need to feel secure that a man has money.


*compliment her,even if she looks fat

*wear a suit.

That's just a few,gonna take a girl down by my work,n treat her good.My dad is gonna lend me his suit :)
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    your pop is a wiseman

    I suggest you listen to him


    :D
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
    libragirl wrote:
    your pop is a wiseman

    I suggest you listen to him


    :D

    I know he was with loads of woman before he met my mother.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    Why so serious? wrote:
    I know he was with loads of woman before he met my mother.
    hahaha, you're pretty entertaining...
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Why so serious? wrote:
    *compliment her,even if she looks fat

    ...and she will if you keep feeding her cheeseburgers, soda and apple pie, so be sure you got your dad's list of compliments with you too. Hell, just bring dad along...sounds like he's got game
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    the only thing is that many women are concerned about their weight so Im not too sure about the cheeseburgers and such....

    Maybe some chocolate and carbs when she's pmsing...

    but yeah you are on track if you follow those things...

    Now get out there tiger and get some ladies!

    ;)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    ...and she will if you keep feeding her cheeseburgers, soda and apple pie, so be sure you got your dad's list of compliments with you too. Hell, just bring dad along...sounds like he's got game

    He ll probs wait in the car outside...noway is he coming in!!!!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Why so serious? wrote:
    He ll probs wait in the car outside...noway is he coming in!!!!

    Man is there anyway we could set up a double date? I've gotta go out with you man. I think we'd be able to pick up lots of chicks. They always flock to the man with the entourage and I don't mind second choice.
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Why so serious? wrote:
    He ll probs wait in the car outside...noway is he coming in!!!!
    but he's gonna have to show you 'what to do' isnt he?
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    but he's gonna have to show you 'what to do' isnt he?

    Walkie Talkie! Ksh!
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lmao......
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    but he's gonna have to show you 'what to do' isnt he?

    He and my mom will do a practise situation
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    Why so serious? wrote:
    He and my mom will do a practise situation

    dude?
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2

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  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Why so serious? wrote:
    He and my mom will do a practise situation
    perfect. ok, youre set then. now all you need to do is drag that old dusty blowup doll out of the closet and get this date started
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJnIWLTneKY
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Why so serious? wrote:
    He and my mom will do a practise situation

    a practice situation?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    perfect. ok, youre set then. now all you need to do is drag that old dusty blowup doll out of the closet and get this date started

    I'm not having sex untill im married ok?
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    Why so serious? wrote:
    I'm not having sex untill im married ok?
    HA HA HA
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
    libragirl wrote:
    a practice situation?

    yeah,me and my mom will sit at the table pretending to be on a date...and my dad will tell me what to say and stuff
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    Why so serious? wrote:
    yeah,me and my mom will sit at the table pretending to be on a date...and my dad will tell me what to say and stuff

    ok time out. now you're obviously just joking. there's no way you really do that. this has to be someone who just made up a new username to fuck around. which is fine because it's very funny
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Why so serious? wrote:
    I'm not having sex untill im married ok?

    there's nothing wrong with that...

    and yeah good thinking about the practicing..it will help you be less nervous when you are on a real date.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Why so serious?Why so serious? Posts: 48
    libragirl wrote:
    there's nothing wrong with that...

    and yeah good thinking about the practicing..it will help you be less nervous when you are on a real date.

    Yeah ano,they re gonna take me to the mall tomorrow to try and meet girls
  • just tinajust tina Posts: 277
    Why so serious? wrote:
    Yeah ano,they re gonna take me to the mall tomorrow to try and meet girls
    NO, not the mall!
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    Why so serious? wrote:
    Yeah ano,they re gonna take me to the mall tomorrow to try and meet girls

    haha, you're so full of shit dude. this is totally some 17 year old just fucking around
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    bumpity bump bump...because I think we can all learn a few things to better ourselves on picking up chicks. ;)
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Why so serious? wrote:
    My pop just gave me a list wrote down.

    *Cheeseburger,soda and aple pie is the way to her heart

    *be dominent...a girl loves a strong man

    *pay for dinner,put paper in your wallet so it looks like you have lots of money...woman need to feel secure that a man has money.


    *compliment her,even if she looks fat

    *wear a suit.

    That's just a few,gonna take a girl down by my work,n treat her good.My dad is gonna lend me his suit :)

    Yep! This would SOOOO work on the girlies! :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Yep! This would SOOOO work on the girlies! :p

    Since June I've had 17 second dates. It tooootally does work. I give my word of approval!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Yep! This would SOOOO work on the girlies! :p

    you're easy :p:D:D


    good bump merlin......i miss this guy :o
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    you're easy :p:D:D


    good bump merlin......i miss this guy :o

    as do I my friend...as do I. :o
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