I just taught my son how to do armpit farts

Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I could never be prouder.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,447
    I could never be prouder.
    That's what it's all about, dude :D.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    If my father would have spent time teaching me that instead of afflicting my ears with opera, I might not absolutely hate him. Might.
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    LOL untill he does it at the dinner table
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    welcome him to the league of men doing weird shit.

    one day his wife will be proud........










    j/k???
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    Together we will float like angels.........

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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I could never be prouder.

    nice :D
    last night I took my 11 year old boy to see the Australian Pink Floyd, it was awesome, he wore his Pearl Jam shirt (one of them )...and it rained, and we camped :)
    He's been doing armpit farts for a few years now.....I'm as proud as a dad could be :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • eedheadeedhead Posts: 68
    jamie uk wrote:
    nice :D
    last night I took my 11 year old boy to see the Australian Pink Floyd, it was awesome, he wore his Pearl Jam shirt (one of them )...and it rained, and we camped :)
    He's been doing armpit farts for a few years now.....I'm as proud as a dad could be :D

    Australian Pink Floyd fuckin rock! No shit, i saw them 14 yrs ago twice in space of a couple weeks, shrooms galore, magic.

    But besides my crap talk, thats seriously cool ya brought da wee nipper.

    Very Nice.

    I dont have a son, but i have a 10 yr old nephew whom i see often, the language outta dat little cunt, i swear, im sure he even knows how babies come into being, i didnt know jack shit at that age. Still believed in santa.

    Kids grow up so fast these days.

    I love to read/hear/see of dads doing "proper" things with their kids.


    A lot of dads are deadbeats ya know, give proper "men" a bad name - its becoming more prevalent and its embarrasing.
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    eedhead wrote:
    Australian Pink Floyd fuckin rock! No shit, i saw them 14 yrs ago twice in space of a couple weeks, shrooms galore, magic.

    But besides my crap talk, thats seriously cool ya brought da wee nipper.

    Very Nice.

    I dont have a son, but i have a 10 yr old nephew whom i see often, the language outta dat little cunt, i swear, im sure he even knows how babies come into being, i didnt know jack shit at that age. Still believed in santa.

    Kids grow up so fast these days.

    I love to read/hear/see of dads doing "proper" things with their kids.


    A lot of dads are deadbeats ya know, give proper "men" a bad name - its becoming more prevalent and its embarrasing.

    Rock they sure did :D unbelievable actually, I mean a 'tribute band' that perfect, just incredible.
    And, yeah nice to finally drag the offspring along to a proper gig...to be honest, it was the camping out after that persuaded him, but he loved it. Tomorrow he's getting dragged along to see Ash, at a free gig in Cardiff :D
    Then in 2 weeks I'm taking my eldest daughter to see the Manic Street Preachers...she's really pumped for it, she's only ever seen Busted and Mcfly :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    HushBull wrote:
    If my father would have spent time teaching me that instead of afflicting my ears with opera, I might not absolutely hate him. Might.
    What's wrong with Opera? :D Easily on a par with armpit farts in terms of worth.

    That's praising armfarts, not denigrating opera by the way :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    What's wrong with Opera? :D Easily on a par with armpit farts in terms of worth.

    That's praising armfarts, not denigrating opera by the way :D


    :) I'm always pleased when you reveal your 'lower level' Jamie, it comforts me :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    What's wrong with Opera? :D Easily on a par with armpit farts in terms of worth.

    That's praising armfarts, not denigrating opera by the way :D
    I am with you. My father was a big fan, took me to shows. I still can appreciate it, but am more into PJ and armpit farts.
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  • And just the other day you thought you had failed as a parent !!! Good for you and your little guy :D
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  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    my son is a professional at that :D
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    And just the other day you thought you had failed as a parent !!! Good for you and your little guy :D

    Such good memories around here. As a matter of fact, the middle guy, and I played a game. We just got 5 of the 08 boots and we played geography and downloaded the discs together. He then checked to see how many times they played the same songs and told me he want to go next year when they tour. Did not know you can get a educational experience out of boots but apparently you can. (Very astutely he saw they were going from south to north, but wanted to know why they went to Camden before they went to D.C.). Has not stopped wearing my PJ baseball cap. I am in heaven!
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    that is so awesome. :)
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    roar wrote:
    that is so awesome. :)


    Yeah, a parent's job is never done.

    I am still working on getting my (big teenage) boys to pee inside the toilet. I hope the latreen duty I have given them for their bathroom allows them to see how gross it is really to have to clean it up.

    But you are still in the 101 version of cute things they do but when he is like at a big event with you when he is older and starts arm farting.....well you know..........it's all good then, right??


    kidding.............you should see the phases my kids endured with me. just one; the all wore combat boots in my early PJ/Eddie worship days.

    guilty as charged...........
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I am with you. My father was a big fan, took me to shows. I still can appreciate it, but am more into PJ and armpit farts.
    I have to say, I see a lot of similarites between armpit farts and opera anyway...

    Both an acquired taste but require a lot of talent and are definitely worth trying again if you don't "get" it at first ;):D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    BTW if anyone is looking for a good introduction for their kids use this (not mine, but pretty funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9CaPxENrFQ
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