Garden Gnomes

prljmngrl

OK, several posts have eluded to Garden Gnomes. What's up with that? Why are Gnomes such a subject here in PJland?

Lizard

i have liked them ever since the Full Monty!!!

GoingToLukins

I love 'em! I've got one in my car, and a garden that has more gnomes than plants. They're a girl's best friend

prljmngrl

GoingToLukins wrote:

They're a girl's best friend

but why?

GoingToLukins

What's not to love? They're just so cute

Cree Nations

I have always felt there was something seductive about a gnome girl in a nighty

GoingToLukins

I have gnome pajamas. I wish I could wear them everywhere.

eyedclaar

prljmngrl wrote:

OK, several posts have eluded to Garden Gnomes. What's up with that? Why are Gnomes such a subject here in PJland?

Don't look now... but there is a gnome right behind you!

MattCameronKicksButt

I went gnome hunting at a party once. Very drunk and the others were stoned but I decided to go along anyway. We went right through the neighbourhood looking for gnomes. :rolleyes: Didn't find any, I think we forgot what we were looking for.

GoingToLukins

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

I went gnome hunting at a party once. Very drunk and the others were stoned but I decided to go along anyway. We went right through the neighbourhood looking for gnomes. :rolleyes: Didn't find any, I think we forgot what we were looking for.

If you dare go anywhere near mine I'll kill you. I'll kill you in the face.

MattCameronKicksButt

GoingToLukins wrote:

If you dare go anywhere near mine I'll kill you. I'll kill you in the face.

Okaaaaaaaay. That was a while back. I'm no gnome stealer!

eyedclaar

GoingToLukins wrote:

If you dare go anywhere near mine I'll kill you. I'll kill you in the face.

Cool. My new favorite expression. I will kill you in the face! I like it...

GoingToLukins

Thanks! But if you take it, I'll have no choice but to kill you in the face.

eyedclaar

GoingToLukins wrote:

Thanks! But if you take it, I'll have no choice but to kill you in the face.

NO! Not in the face! Not my beautiful face... well, fuck it, I like the expression too much. Feel free to kill me in my face.

GoingToLukins

Consider it done. You shall be kilt in the motherfucking face.

eyedclaar

GoingToLukins wrote:

Consider it done. You shall be kilt in the motherfucking face.

In the meantime, I am going to kill as many people in the face as I possibly can. Just to get my money's worth...

GoingToLukins

I'm all for that. I support your "killing in the face" endeavors; and may it bring you as much joy to you as it has to me.

libragirl

they always seemed cheesey to me along with those flamingoes

Cree Nations

libragirl wrote:

they always seemed cheesey to me along with those flamingoes

I can take a lot of things but when I see the National Bird of Fugawiland being lambasted, I CANT STANDS NO MORE!

RolandTD20Kdrummer

Nothing a nice tire iron can't solve....lawn gnome mayhem!

libragirl

Cree Nations wrote:

I can take a lot of things but when I see the National Bird of Fugawiland being lambasted, I CANT STANDS NO MORE!

Cree Nations

libragirl wrote:

LOL