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kh65kh65 Posts: 946
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
When you are driving and someone pisses you off what is the one word you use the most to yell at them?
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I don't get road rage at all. Someone cuts me off, no biggie. Even if they cut me off then get angry at me... no prob. I just go on my way
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    shitcock!
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • toastertoaster Posts: 152
    "Faen i hælvete". Translated to something like "fucking hell". It's three words though. It usually takes a lot to make me angry when I'm driving, but especially in the winter, if other people's driving causes me to drive off the road and land in 4 feet of snow, then drives off without even offer to help - I use that expression. I found myself using that word a lot this winter.
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,173
    usually I yell out "fucking douchebag" accompanied with a one finger salute

    sometimes, when I want some variety, I yell "cock-knocker"
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    dissidentman wrote:
    I don't get road rage at all. Someone cuts me off, no biggie. Even if they cut me off then get angry at me... no prob. I just go on my way
    ...
    I'm the same way. It isn't a big deal. I just want to get to Point B, safely.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    For Fuck's Sake!

    Thankfully, I rarely drive in traffic, so it is rare that I have to drag someone from their automobile and leave them beaten senseless in the middle of the road.
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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    markymark550 wrote:
    usually I yell out "fucking douchebag" accompanied with a one finger salute

    sometimes, when I want some variety, I yell "cock-knocker"

    I like the way you think... Everytime I get in my car I feel like I'm going into battle.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    I like to use a couple different phrases:

    1. You stupid fucking idiot!

    2. You dumb bitch!

    3 You fucking retard!
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Shithead
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,173
    kh65 wrote:
    I like the way you think... Everytime I get in my car I feel like I'm going into battle.
    why, thank you :)

    it is like battle, the only problem is that most of them are idiotic kamakazi drivers!
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    I have to say one of the funniest (but not my finest moment) came when I screamed "cocksucking motherfucking douchebag" at a car that ran a red light. My windows were down and the guys in the pickup truck next to me at the traffic light started laughing.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    kh65 wrote:
    I like the way you think... Everytime I get in my car I feel like I'm going into battle.


    It's not just one battle in Southern California....It's an all out war!!!!


    FREEEEEDDDDDDOOOOMMMM!
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  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    Douche Bag. I never yell it at them just usually yell it to myself in the car.
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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    stickfig13 wrote:
    It's not just one battle in Southern California....It's an all out war!!!!


    FREEEEEDDDDDDOOOOMMMM!

    I live in Boston and here driving is a competitive, contact sport.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    Idiot or moron
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Shithead

    haha
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • hguz73hguz73 Posts: 245
    I try not to ruin my day with that kind of situation, on the other side, if someone insults me i only blow them a kiss..that really pisses anybody more than any comeback insult will..and their face---PRICELESS!
  • Blind MelonBlind Melon Posts: 911
    I usually yell, "You've gotta be fucking me."
    If I could, think I would give in.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    no matter who it is, i usually go with "bitch". and depending on the severity of their idiocy, preceded with "fucking" or "cocksucking" or "dumbass"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    pretty much everything said in above posts i say or have said in various combinations :p:D
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    hguz73 wrote:
    I try not to ruin my day with that kind of situation, on the other side, if someone insults me i only blow them a kiss..that really pisses anybody more than any comeback insult will..and their face---PRICELESS!
    I do that too...or wink and give them a friendly little wave :)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
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