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Help me beat a Drug Test

jorgeposadajorgeposada Posts: 17
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Hello fellow jammers I am a bowl a day smoker and a great opportunity just came up where I may be switching companies in the next few weeks so Im looking for some tips on whats the best way to pass a drug test. I plan on stopping this sunday so ill have at least 7-10 days to get clean.

Thanks for any and all replies
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  • hoopinmanhoopinman Posts: 294
    how about you stop NOW and drink lots of water?


    THC stores in your fat cells...there are things you can drink....do some research....but obviously the best way is to stop now.
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    um.....stop smoking the shit NOW and don't start again :confused: :rolleyes:
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    http://www.totse.com/en/drugs/miscellaneous_drug_information/163680.html
    http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test
    http://www.ureasample.com/
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  • stupidcorporatewhorestupidcorporatewhore Posts: 761
    I'm peeing in an envelope for you right now.

    what's your address?
  • phillyfanphillyfan Posts: 831
    quick flush pills from gnc-not going to tell you how i know
    If you hate something dont you do it too
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,962
    Yeah I'm thinking the best ABSOLUTE BEST way to beat a drug test is .. Oh I don't know maybe not do them in the first place?

    And no I'm not necesserily against drugs. Done way too many in the past, but if it prevents you from taking advantage of a better job opportunity , then somethings not quite right.

    Good Luck
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,552
    jorgeposada wrote:
    Hello fellow jammers I am a bowl a day smoker and a great opportunity just came up where I may be switching companies in the next few weeks so Im looking for some tips on whats the best way to pass a drug test. I plan on stopping this sunday so ill have at least 7-10 days to get clean.

    Thanks for any and all replies
    Hahaha you're going to stop on Sunday? You must not want that job too much if you're not willing to stop today.
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