Old People Are So Fucking Cool
Cocaine_Nosejob
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So today I started my training for my new job at WestJet and the guy who was training me was telling me stories about stupid things that passengers say/ask/do and one of them was this old lady that wanted to switch her window seat to an aisle seat because she had just had her hair done and didn't want the wind to mess it up!
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
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My mom does hair for those type of old women...and u'd be amazed at the things they can think up! But I have to say ur story takes the cake!
He said the old lady didn't seem to be joking, he laughed when she said it and she just looked blankly at him
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
That's the thing!
He thought that the old lady was trying to tell him that joke, but apparently she was serious!
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
One day she busted out with the word 'loco' saying something along the lines of... "You didn't know your grandma was Loco"... I was nearly on the floor laughing! All she watches is judge judy and regis and kelly...so where she got it from I don't know, unless she's taken up watching 'Dora the explorer"
A real Abe Simpson moment
Long day at work and I just busted out laughing when I read that. Thanks!
Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"
Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.
"Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
ps
i'll need some cheap flights to vancouver in august - hook a fellow pj fan up ...
Haha...consider it done
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
I met this old drunken Irish guy who told me he was wrongly imprisoned for the IRA's 1996 Canary Wharf bombing. He swore it wasn't him but that he spent 6 months in custody for it.
A few pints later he told me he was the leader of an IRA active service unit and that he was in fact the bomber.
To this day I don't know if he was serious or just a nutter. Either way it was funny as hell, the way he said it.
Oh, and I also met a guy who claimed to BE Guitar George from Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits.