They Call Them Fingers...But I've Never Seen 'Em Fing
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Anyone have any weird nicknames?
Pretty much anyone close to me calls me Snotface. My best friends boyfriends mom didn't even know my real name for about 3 months lol.
Pretty much anyone close to me calls me Snotface. My best friends boyfriends mom didn't even know my real name for about 3 months lol.
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
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I say that to my 2 year old every single time the word fingers is mentioned
haha...I love it.
I use the "It smelled like Otto's jacket' whenever possible
I bet EdVed smells like Otto's jacket...
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
:D
as for nicknames, i've had so many they're all kinda weird
Sydney 14/02/2003
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EV Sydney 18/03/2011
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Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
From friends
Sianypop
Stan
Usernames / message board names
Sian-of-the-dead (SOTD)
Gruftyzombie (GruftyZ, Grufty or GZ)
Dave's names for me
Poppet
Beautifut
Pookface
Dad's name's for me
Miffy
Ugly Dugly
I also have lots of friends who have nicknames... Shaggy, Fez, El Guapo, Harris, Wembley, Goth, Spooky, Suepoo, Vulva, Milos... the list is endless
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I was called Basil at school for years, coz I got really drunk once and stoned and ate basil
and cayenne pepper, but Basil sounds better
I used to call my friend Phisspot...
A few people have called me Jake before but never really anybody in my close circle.
My cousin's kid couldn't say Jacob when she was young, so I became Bob...shortened from Jabob
Back in the day this dude at school always called me Fucknuts....he used that a lot but typically used it in reference to me.
When I was a baller in school, the high school kids helping out with our junior high basketball camp took to calling me Kurt in reference to Kurt Rambis and my recspecs that very much resembled his.
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
It's from the TV show Spaced (Series 1 - 'Art'). My friend Kerri is Vulva and I'm Brian... It's sad really because we can't talk to each other without acting out at least one of the scenes from the episode where Brian and Vulva meet again
Vulva - "Oh Brian, You came!!"
Brian - "No, no.. I erm, just spilled my drink"
Vulva - "Are you still painting? I can't belieeeeve some of the SHIT I used to do with you..."
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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I'm asking...
Why?!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
My youngest child does though. We all call him Po, after the teletubby. Dunno why and it just stuck. He's 4 now and he still answers to it from anyone
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
Well, the Paws bit came about because of my bad habit of stealing everyone's lighter. The Snakeduck is a mythical creature that eats its own young, steals women's hearts, drinks and smokes way too much, and generally makes a mockery of authority and civilization. Or at least that is as much as I can gather when I am being teased.
Anytime I say something to my friend's or brother's kids, they say, "What did we tell you about listening to the Snakeduck?" I taught my 6 year old niece how to escape from a wild animal attack just the other day. I said, the first thing you want to do is assess the people you are with. Figure out who's the slowest, push that person down, and then run like hell. She laughed and laughed while her Dad gave her the usual advice about listening to me.
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They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
Absolute genius, as always
From this day forward, you shall be known as The Snakeduck
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Thanks Bill
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Here's a good one. I had a pre-game party before a softball game one night. One of the guys there was named Steve, but he was a very quiet guy. So my friend Alan was on the phone with someone telling him to come by. He looks around, taking a census of who's there:
Come on by. Sean's here, and Willie, and Brian.....and (looks directly at Steve) ummm...Sean's here, and Willie. From that point on, Steve became known as "What's-His-Name"
I was with some friends one night and we had a flat tire...we took the tire off and placed the lugnuts in the hubcap... A big truck drove by and sent the hubcap and lugnuts flying down a sewer drain next to the car. I was the only one brave enough to go after them in the dark...
We argued about it and I said "...fuck the hubcap but we's gots to get them lugnuts back...."
Thus the name stuck...
nicknames:
Channel 37 (I'm a history buff)
Edward (steven is my real name...not sure where this one came from)
Crash (rear ended somebody my first day doing parts delivery)
PJ, Power Juice (LBC Hoodie)
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
i regret it now...since, you know everyone calls me that
hahahaha...joking. my nicknames are all about my real name...or my love of all things "Persephone" related...hahahaa..so, Persie...Seffie, and lately even FIPSY..ahahahaa
failedp is a good one too...
rad!!!
did/do you bounce around a lot??