Most annoying way to start your day . . .

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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    sleeping through the alarm
    missing the train
    just being late
    finding no clean shirts in the closet
    geting "landsharked" ;)
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Having one cat chase another cat across your face is also no way to wake up. Quick little bastards with sharp claws...
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Having one cat chase another cat across your face is also no way to wake up. Quick little bastards with sharp claws...
    I woke up one morning to find 3 deep bloody gouges across my forehead and down to my temple from one of my cats.

    Best part? It didn't wake me up ;)
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Rygar wrote:
    I woke up one morning to find 3 deep bloody gouges across my forehead and down to my temple from one of my cats.

    Best part? It didn't wake me up ;)

    I would fucking kill the cat!!
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    kh65 wrote:
    I would fucking kill the cat!!
    :D I stayed with my cousin once for a few weeks and was sleeping on the floor in the sleeping bag... sharing the room with the cat! I swear that bitch was sitting on the couch waiting for her opportunity... a roll... a twitch... any kinda movement in my sleep and she'd pounce :mad: lovely way to wake up indeed with a cat digging her claws into your foot or something!
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Realising you fell asleep on the kitchen table again... :o

    Alternatively, waking up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow, and findind your pillow gone, and a vagrant dead in the corner! :eek:
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Realising you fell asleep on the kitchen table again... :o

    O.K., put the bottle down, step away from the table.... :)
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    kh65 wrote:
    O.K., put the bottle down, step away from the table.... :)

    Not even drunk. Just tired, and studying, and tired of studying. :(
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Realising you fell asleep on the kitchen table again... :o
    :o you too eh?

    I often wake up on the couch about 4am on a Saturday morning. I have no stamina at ALL on a Friday night and it pisses me seriously off that at about 9pm I can feel my eyes dropping (every week night I'm awake no probs til 1) so I fight it and quite often I fail :( . It drives me fucking nuts! Ok well not really but it is slightly irritating.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :o you too eh?

    I often wake up on the couch about 4am on a Saturday morning. I have no stamina at ALL on a Friday night and it pisses me seriously off that at about 9pm I can feel my eyes dropping (every week night I'm awake no probs til 1) so I fight it and quite often I fail :( . It drives me fucking nuts! Ok well not really but it is slightly irritating.

    Yeah. :o It used to be frighteningly regular. I've kinda been staving it off for a while now, but exam time is always the worst. At least, when I finally get down to studying.

    But look at me, whining like I'm overworked. I've only got two exams. :p
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Yeah. : o It used to be frighteningly regular. I've kinda been staving it off for a while now, but exam time is always the worst. At least, when I finally get down to studying.

    But look at me, whining like I'm overworked. I've only got two exams. :p
    :rolleyes: eat plenty of protein and little but often :) I read that on a website today about what to eat when you're studying... when I was looking up a picture of baked beans :) Tuna and wholemeal bread :) great brain food.

    also don't drink coffee or energy drinks... stick to water... cos they give ya a temporary buzz but then a slump.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :rolleyes: eat plenty of protein and little but often :) I read that on a website today about what to eat when you're studying... when I was looking up a picture of baked beans : ) Tuna and wholemeal bread :) great brain food.

    also don't drink coffee or energy drinks... stick to water... cos they give ya a temporary buzz but then a slump.

    Hehe - the things you find when googling beans, eh? :p
    Thanks, I'll give that a go. :) Romanticism in English Literature is no match for my wholemeal tuna sandwiches!
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Hehe - the things you find when googling beans, eh? :p
    Thanks, I'll give that a go. :) Romanticism in English Literature is no match for my wholemeal tuna sandwiches!
    And if you START to get tired... take a nap. Cos from that point on you'll probably take very little in anyway and are just likely to get even more tired and then SLEEP! Eat your superfoods and you'll be a genuis in no time :)

    Ok I'm going back to google beans and see what else I learn :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    a VERY annoying way to start your day is to be woken up by the couple upstairs shouting away like there's no tomorrow - at 4 AM. :mad:

    I've already called the police once cause of them fighting. seriously sounds like there's more than verbal abuse going on. but that morning I was still half asleep and couldn't find my phone and luckily they piped down after about 10 mins.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."

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