How much to buy your soul?

HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
To whomever for whatever...

So what kind of bargain can a person get? And in lieu of what?
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    I sold it years ago for something to eat.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    sponger wrote:
    I sold it years ago for something to eat.

    i'm thinking oreos?
    wah
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    I've still got mine and Ahnimus' for safe keeping so I'm not really looking to sell. :)
    NOPE!!!

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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    i'm thinking oreos?

    lol..no. Wasn't that a Got Milk commercial?

    It was a burrito from a taco shop. Also again for a teriyaki bowl from Rice King. And a few times for pastries and fruit.

    There was a period of time in my life when I was homeless and starving. I wasn't living on the street. I was living on the living room floors of friends' apartments, and to me that's pretty much as close to being homeless as I ever want to get.

    They weren't buying or cooking food for me, and so I was starving.

    I had to beg people for money and food. One night I walked into a taco shop hungry as can be and I offered to take out their trash for some food.

    The guy rolled me up a big, fat burrito and said don't worry about it. It was a humbling experience to say the least.

    Eventually I discovered that a lady in my neighborhood gave away free food early in the morning at her house.

    She gets grocery store blemishes/overstock or something every day, and she gives it away to the poor.

    So there I was at the crack of dawn in her backyard along with other destitutes standing in line for hand outs. Smashed pastries and bruised fruit never tasted so good.

    Eventually I discovered that I qualified for food stamps. The first thing I bought when I cashed my food stamp check was a bowl of Rice King Teriyaki, rice, and vegetables. That was the first full meal I had eaten in weeks.

    So, no...I didn't exactly "sell my soul", but it was certainly a humbling, if not humiliating experience that left an indelible impression on me. Simply put, it changed the way I look at life. In other words, that experience was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me.

    Every day in which I am able to consume a delicious, well-balanced meal purchased with money I earned through my own honest work is a day for which I can be thankful.

    Also something I have a hard time forgetting is the people that I saw in the morning when I was waiting for hand-outs. Most notably was a small family whose mode of transportation was a bicycle that was put together from miscellaneous spare parts, each of which looking as though it originated from a dumpster.

    For me, it was just a case of a young punk kid who was transitioning from careless teendom to adult-hood the hard way: without parental assistance.

    For those people, it was a way of life. And those poor children who had to grow up in that environment are hard to forget even 10 years later.

    Sometimes when I look at my seriously kick-ass Trek full-suspension bicycle that I just absolutely adore down to the very last greasy bolt, the image of that dumpster bike upon which that homeless family carted around their wordly possessions will briefly pop into my head and sort of hit me with a guilt trip.
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Not 4 sale
    I'll be back
  • dustdust Posts: 133
    its dumb but I'm so superstitious about this stuff I didn't even wanna read this thread ! ! !
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    maybe for like world peace, and ending world hunger....I'd sacrifice my soul for something huge like that...it would have to benefit the entire world.
    "It's all happening"
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    I'd sell my soul for the ability to go back a few years ago, before my marriage fell apart, when my kids were younger so that I can enjoy them in that way (I know it is selfish; but it is so bittersweet when they are growing), and my house did not need repairing........

    but my soul and I are pretty tight; could I sell my kidney instead??
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  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    I sold it to Milhouse for 5 bucks!! Now I want it back!!! help me
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    No money could buy my soul, but maybe a Europen leg of the Pearl Jam 2008 tour could :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    Sold it for 20 cents 10 years ago after watching that Simpsons episode.
    Binary solo..000000100000111100001110
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    My soul is sold to the first person with front row MSG tix :)
  • about three-fitty
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    my soul is not for sale it's mine and no one else's
  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    make me an offer...
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    HushBull wrote:
    To whomever for whatever...

    So what kind of bargain can a person get? And in lieu of what?
    how much you got?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • BinGnarlyBinGnarly Posts: 508
    it was my friend jake's 21st birthday and my buddy rick took him out along with a group of some other friends of ours. Being 20 I had to stay behind. But at some point during the night Jake was really drunk and told Rick he would sell him his soul for a Dragons Milk. (a great beer roughly 10 dollars a bottle depending on the bar). So even though Rick had been buying him drinks all night he thought the offer was too much to pass up on. So he bought Jake a Dragons Milk and Jake handed over his soul. So I suppose a beer is a good enough price to sell it for.
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  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    pouch15 wrote:
    I sold it to Milhouse for 5 bucks!! Now I want it back!!! help me

    first thing that came to mind.
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • What soul? ;)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
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