had a near thing today and im still pissed!!

the wolf

i was cutting the grass and had just finished my front yard (mountain)

took the lawn mower to the back yard, and made one pass and hit a fucking stone that the little fucker of a kid that lives next door must have thrown over the fence. the blade just stops! BOOM! and the fucking stone the size of a softball goes flying out from underneath the mower, just misses my leg and flys about 50 feet away and smashes into the fence BAM !!! scared the shit outta me. if it would have hit my leg it would have done some serious, serious damage.

i go to restart the mower, and it a'int happening. so i turn over the mower, and the blade is bent like a mofo!!

im going to kick that kids ass when i see him next. either that or just let my dogs "accidently" get loose when he is out there. they would love that, as its my dogs that he is throwing this shit at. little bastard.

two weeks ago i run over a 5ft long snake! now this!!

im not cutting my grass the rest of the year fuck it.

i feel better now. : )

Urban Hiker

Kids are lame!

the wolf

Urban Hiker wrote:

Kids are lame!

: ) yeah, some can be such assholes!!! lol.

sponger

It doesn't sound like you are 100% sure it was that kid.

the wolf

sponger wrote:

It doesn't sound like you are 100% sure it was that kid.

what makes you say that? im pretty sure it was that kid, he is always throwing shit over the fence at my dogs.
and thats the only way it could have ended up there. not to mention they are building a retaining wall in their back yard, so they have all these freaking stones laying all over the yard.

im about 99% sure it was that kid.

pearljammin41

the wolf wrote:

what makes you say that? im pretty sure it was that kid, he is always throwing shit over the fence at my dogs.
and thats the only way it could have ended up there. not to mention they are building a retaining wall in their back yard, so they have all these freaking stones laying all over the yard.

im about 99% sure it was that kid.

it was the damn kid.... let the kid have it!

Jeanie

Wolfy get a basket and everything that kid throws over the fence pop in the basket. Then march it round to the neighbours house, knock on the front door, hand the parent the basket and say, "I think your kid left this in my yard."

sponger

You're a poopnose

the wolf

Jeanie wrote:

Wolfy get a basket and everything that kid throws over the fence pop in the basket. Then march it round to the neighbours house, knock on the front door, hand the parent the basket and say, "I think your kid left this in my yard."

yeah, somehow i just dont think they care. they sit on the porch and watch this little terror throw snow balls at cars as they pass in the winter.

or the best, ( or worst ) was a few weeks ago he sprayed the mail woman with a freaking hose, and they didnt say crap to the kid.

he is a real darling.

is it wrong of me to hope for bad things to happen to a child? lol.
im joking of course.



or am i ? : )

sponger

Sounds like the parents need the crap kicked out of them more than the kid does.

the wolf

sponger wrote:

Sounds like the parents need the crap kicked out of them more than the kid does.

i agree 100%

cheeseandrice

Jeanie wrote:

Wolfy get a basket and everything that kid throws over the fence pop in the basket. Then march it round to the neighbours house, knock on the front door, hand the parent the basket and say, "I think your kid left this in my yard."

If that doesn't work, throw bssket of goodies back in their yard while their watching. A little mixed up dog shit probably would get the message across.

I love kids, but I hate it when parents don't teach their children to be respectful of others property. Not the kid's fault.

Brisk.

wish your grass was emo..?

know1

the wolf wrote:

i was cutting the grass and had just finished my front yard (mountain)

took the lawn mower to the back yard, and made one pass and hit a fucking stone that the little fucker of a kid that lives next door must have thrown over the fence. the blade just stops! BOOM! and the fucking stone the size of a softball goes flying out from underneath the mower, just misses my leg and flys about 50 feet away and smashes into the fence BAM !!! scared the shit outta me. if it would have hit my leg it would have done some serious, serious damage.

i go to restart the mower, and it a'int happening. so i turn over the mower, and the blade is bent like a mofo!!

im going to kick that kids ass when i see him next. either that or just let my dogs "accidently" get loose when he is out there. they would love that, as its my dogs that he is throwing this shit at. little bastard.

two weeks ago i run over a 5ft long snake! now this!!

im not cutting my grass the rest of the year fuck it.

i feel better now. : )

Uh...how long was your grass if you couldn't see a stone the size of a softball? I think that's your bigger problem.

the wolf

know1 wrote:

Uh...how long was your grass if you couldn't see a stone the size of a softball? I think that's your bigger problem.

95% of the back yard was just above normal length, i just cut it about 8 days ago.

but the strip along the fence gets outta hand really fast, because most of its weeds, which btw come from the yard next doorn and through the fence. the weeds on their side of the fence are fuckin' out of control. thats where the stone was hiding.

trust me, my yard always looks good, its the shit that creeps over from their yard that dont look so hot. not to mention we have had a ton of rain over the last week, so the weeds just shot up out of nowhere.

justam

I usually go around the yard and pick up all the big sticks and rocks that have fallen on the lawn before I mow the grass. Maybe you could try that too? It might be less dangerous to mow then.

Drop The Leash 10

i hate mowing my lawn. shit like that always happens.

and how old is this kid?

Kilgore_Trout

ya see... this is exactly why stephen king always has children die in his novels... maybe you could try writing a horrible end to that bastard child to relieve your anger?

the wolf

sgossard3 wrote:

ya see... this is exactly why stephen king always has children die in his novels... maybe you could try writing a horrible end to that bastard child to relieve your anger?

HA! : )

the wolf

justam wrote:

I usually go around the yard and pick up all the big sticks and rocks that have fallen on the lawn before I mow the grass. Maybe you could try that too? It might be less dangerous to mow then.

oh, i do. i pick up all that kind of stuff as i go around to clean up dog shit that i may have missed. i just missed it, or, the little runt threw it over the fence while i was cutting the front yard.

anyway, the point being, i wouldnt have to worry about running over giant fucking rocks if the parents would do the their job as a parent and keep the kid from throwing shit in my yard!