does anyone else like The Onion?
mickeyrat
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As the only media outlet covering this historic election, The Onion will again double the size of its War For The White House staff to provide uninterrupted coverage of the results on November 4th and 5th.
Included in our unprecedented and unmatched offering will be up-to-the-minute exit polling data and voter suppression incidents, covering not just voters, but non-voters as well. In addition to comprehensive print and video coverage, we will offer live blogging from the best political blog team in the blogosphere. Finally, once the results are in, we will provide the most critical piece of election analysis: a complicated, multi-colored map.
Tune in to our election coverage on November 4th and 5th at http://www.theonion.com
Here are some of our recent, Peabody award-winning, election pieces
From the Onion News Network
Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_undertakes_presidential
From the Onion Radio News
Palin Family Just Sitting Around Living Room Eating Jerky
http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/palin_family_just_sitting
From the Onion Newspaper
'I Would Make A Bad President,' Obama Says In Huge Campaign Blunder
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/i_would_make_a_bad_president_obama
Opinion: A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck (by Cindy McCain)
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/a_vote_for_my_husband_is_a_vote
From the War For The White House Blog
Granite State Blues by Kendra Davidson, Owner of The Davidson Family Restaurant in Cedar Rapids, IA
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89052
Included in our unprecedented and unmatched offering will be up-to-the-minute exit polling data and voter suppression incidents, covering not just voters, but non-voters as well. In addition to comprehensive print and video coverage, we will offer live blogging from the best political blog team in the blogosphere. Finally, once the results are in, we will provide the most critical piece of election analysis: a complicated, multi-colored map.
Tune in to our election coverage on November 4th and 5th at http://www.theonion.com
Here are some of our recent, Peabody award-winning, election pieces
From the Onion News Network
Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_undertakes_presidential
From the Onion Radio News
Palin Family Just Sitting Around Living Room Eating Jerky
http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/palin_family_just_sitting
From the Onion Newspaper
'I Would Make A Bad President,' Obama Says In Huge Campaign Blunder
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/i_would_make_a_bad_president_obama
Opinion: A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck (by Cindy McCain)
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/a_vote_for_my_husband_is_a_vote
From the War For The White House Blog
Granite State Blues by Kendra Davidson, Owner of The Davidson Family Restaurant in Cedar Rapids, IA
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89052
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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