I saw two mushrooms walking along.

Purple Puppy
Purple Puppy Posts: 149
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So I tripped them. They fell on the ground, and splattered spores everywhere. They started to fight with me, so I ate their toes. One was named Shiloh and one was named Sabine. Now we raise cows together for fun and profit. They're a little smelly, but I think nothing of it.
Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    You would need some kind of bionic vision to be able to perceive aggression from mushroom spores in real time.

    Aside from that...lovely story.
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
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    I think someone has the crazies... :o
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    So I tripped them. They fell on the ground, and splattered spores everywhere. They started to fight with me, so I ate their toes. One was named Shiloh and one was named Sabine. Now we raise cows together for fun and profit. They're a little smelly, but I think nothing of it.
    Awww :) what a lovely story. I'm so glad when things have a happy ending. Too bad about the smell though... perhaps someone here will know how to keep mushrooms smelling fresh all day long? :confused:
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  • harmless_little_f***
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    Some great ideas in there... ever thought about fleshing them out into a novel?
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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    what happened with the spores?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • share
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    Are you sure you didn't eat them and then trip on them?
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  • Jason P
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    Did you see any koopas??
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  • Purple Puppy
    Purple Puppy Posts: 149
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    You would need some kind of bionic vision to be able to perceive aggression from mushroom spores in real time.

    Aside from that...lovely story.
    I have kirlian eyes and a squirrel memory.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
  • Cosmo
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    Purple Puppy wrote:
    So I tripped them. They fell on the ground, and splattered spores everywhere. They started to fight with me, so I ate their toes. One was named Shiloh and one was named Sabine. Now we raise cows together for fun and profit. They're a little smelly, but I think nothing of it.
    ...
    Is the jar of mayonaise in the refridgerator breathing... and has the ceiling stopped bubbling yet?
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  • mbangel10
    mbangel10 Posts: 548
    Two peanuts were walking down the street and one got a-salted.

    this ending is not so happy.... or is it?
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  • Purple Puppy
    Purple Puppy Posts: 149
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Is the jar of mayonaise in the refridgerator breathing... and has the ceiling stopped bubbling yet?
    Kramer? Is that you?
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.

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