I was in a mental hospital where they put semen in my food.

Purple Puppy
Purple Puppy Posts: 149
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
And my mom complains when a waiter stares too long at her food.
Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.
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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    And my mom complains when a waiter stares too long at her food.


    WTF? back away from the drugs! :D
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    And my mom complains when a waiter stares too long at her food.


    WTF??
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    And my mom complains when a waiter stares too long at her food.

    it was weird. when I served your mom, she requested the semen.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    long red wrote:
    it was weird. when I served your mom, she requested the semen.


    LMAO ... seriously


    Special sauce ?? ;):p
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph"
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    he wasn't staring at her food...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    eh?
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    i must really be missing something here.


    still....................WTF?
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    special sauce!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnXDCmIDscs
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    And my mom complains when a waiter stares too long at her food.


    Did the waiter work previously in a mental hospital kitchen? Maybe your mother knows something.
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Hehe. :D
    Puppy's my new favorite poster here.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Quit staring at my french-bread-bubble-gum flavored bowling shoes.
    Is that what was said to the waiter?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cutback wrote:
    "Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph"

    ...




    ...



    '...My cats breath smells of cat food'.
  • Pandemic
    Pandemic Posts: 54
    It was one of your fellow patients semen, silly.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I have no idea what's going on here...

    I think some people have the crazies... :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I have no idea what's going on here...

    I think some people have the crazies... :o



    lol :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    long red wrote:
    it was weird. when I served your mom, she requested the semen.
    HA
    Nice to know you.
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    this just may be the greatest thread in the history of the internet
  • Kosuke Fukudome
    Kosuke Fukudome Posts: 197
    my2hands wrote:
    this just may be the greatest thread in the history of the internet



    this is true.
    Horry Kow!
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    mmmmmm....SEMEN! I could go for some right now! :eek: ;)

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