Cops masturbate.

Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
And think about the sound of their sirens.
Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.
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  • I'm just glad this didn't come with a video link.
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  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I shall never hear Tim Buckley in the same way again.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I shall never hear Tim Buckley in the same way again.

    Actually, it reminds me of Simon and Garfunkel:

    Hello penis, my old friend,
    Ive come to play with you again,
    Because a vision softly creeping,
    Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    Within the sound of sirens.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Byrnzie wrote:


    Within the sound of sirens.


    That's how they pronounce it in China, of course. :D
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    That's how they pronounce it in China, of course. :D

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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    oooooooookay!
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  • just tinajust tina Posts: 277
    libragirl wrote:
    oooooooookay!
    ditto? :)
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    ditto? :)

    lol....
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Actually, it reminds me of Simon and Garfunkel:

    Hello penis, my old friend,
    Ive come to play with you again,
    Because a vision softly creeping,
    Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    Within the sound of sirens.
    i was going to stay out of this conversation but........................we have many good looking women cops in wichita.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • Well of course. Those donuts aren't going to glaze themselves.
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    Well of course. Those donuts aren't going to glaze themselves.
    yuk................................but it made me laugh
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    ajedigecko wrote:
    i was going to stay out of this conversation but........................we have many good looking women cops in wichita.

    Nice. You also had a song written about you by 'The Butthole Surfers':

    'Wichita Cathedral'


    Whaaaah!

    Wiped-out wasted Wichita
    Watch out where I am
    Last time I's in Wichita
    I did not give a damn

    Wiped-out wasted Wichita
    Cathedral from withold
    Last time I'm in Wichita
    My God, I did not know

    Wiped-out wasted Wichita
    My backside is a scab
    Last time I'm in Wichita
    The best I ever had

    Wiped-out indians on my mind
    Were found in ????
    Last time I's in Wichita
    My God, I ????????

    Whaaaah!

    Wiped indians on my mind
    These deeds I cannot say
    Last time I got wasted there
    I had to walk away

    ????????
    ????????
    Last time I got crumbled up
    The crow he lost his craw

    Wiped out wasted Wichita
    Cathedrals on my mind
    Last time I got wasted there
    My poor dog just went blind
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Nice. You also had a song written about you by 'The Butthole Surfers':

    'Wichita Cathedral'


    Whaaaah!

    Wiped-out wasted Wichita
    Watch out where I am
    Last time I's in Wichita
    I did not give a damn

    Wiped-out wasted Wichita
    Cathedral from withold
    Last time I'm in Wichita
    My God, I did not know

    Wiped-out wasted Wichita
    My backside is a scab
    Last time I'm in Wichita
    The best I ever had

    Wiped-out indians on my mind
    Were found in ????
    Last time I's in Wichita
    My God, I ????????

    Whaaaah!

    Wiped indians on my mind
    These deeds I cannot say
    Last time I got wasted there
    I had to walk away

    ????????
    ????????
    Last time I got crumbled up
    The crow he lost his craw

    Wiped out wasted Wichita
    Cathedrals on my mind
    Last time I got wasted there
    My poor dog just went blind
    a buddy of mine attended trinity university in san antonio and the surfers attended a party while we were there. at the time, i did not give a rats ass who they were, but now i regret not partying with them to some degree. that was back in 91 or 92.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    ajedigecko wrote:
    a buddy of mine attended trinity university in san antonio and the surfers attended a party while we were there. at the time, i did not give a rats ass who they were, but now i regret not partying with them to some degree. that was back in 91 or 92.

    I can only imagine what partying with the Butthole Surfers would entail. Gibby was a copious muncher of acid, among other things.
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I can only imagine what partying with the Butthole Surfers would entail. Gibby was a copious muncher of acid, among other things.
    well at least he munched acid and not butthole....................surfers.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • Well of course. Those donuts aren't going to glaze themselves.
    gonna pretend i never read that
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Well of course. Those donuts aren't going to glaze themselves.
    haha ha lol. :p
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  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    Let's just say that I know a handful of police officers that I am gad that I know them
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Kudos for spelling masturbate correctly.
  • philp3philp3 Posts: 17
    Well of course. Those donuts aren't going to glaze themselves.


    LMAO

    Reminds me of the old Dice Clay line - 'Come a little closer honey and I'll butter your popcorn!! - Ohhh'
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