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If you have depression what are your symptoms?

Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Check one or many.
1.World coming to an end.
2.Monsters in the soap box.
3.Killing, outrightly, clowns.
4.Puppets in the light.
5.You children are fond of dinosaurs.
6.Obama.
7.Your plane flies you to your taxi.
8.You're stuck in lightspeed.
9.Your fortune uses credit cards to gamble over you.
10.Your sunglasses are not wireless.
11.Cranberry walks for you, and does it nicely.
12.Your video games are in the zoo.
13.Webcam.
14.Porn looks at you.
15.Dr. Bruno melts things for you.
Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.
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  • manipulatedlivingmanipulatedliving Posts: 508
    ....
    "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 1977
  • manipulatedlivingmanipulatedliving Posts: 508
    Can I buy some pot from you?
    "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 1977
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    another goody....
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    Check one or many.
    1.World coming to an end.
    2.Monsters in the soap box.
    3.Killing, outrightly, clowns.
    4.Puppets in the light.
    5.You children are fond of dinosaurs.
    6.Obama.
    7.Your plane flies you to your taxi.
    8.You're stuck in lightspeed.
    9.Your fortune uses credit cards to gamble over you.
    10.Your sunglasses are not wireless.
    11.Cranberry walks for you, and does it nicely.
    12.Your video games are in the zoo.
    13.Webcam.
    14.Porn looks at you.
    15.Dr. Bruno melts things for you.

    Step away from the keyboard before somebody gets hurt.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    SIGECAPS

    S- any changes in sleep?
    I- any change in your interests?
    G- are you guilty?
    E- any change in energy level?
    C- any changes in your concentration?
    A- any change in your appetite?
    P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
    S- any thoughts of suicide?



    sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    SIGECAPS

    S- any changes in sleep?
    I- any change in your interests?
    G- are you guilty?
    E- any change in energy level?
    C- any changes in your concentration?
    A- any change in your appetite?
    P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
    S- any thoughts of suicide?



    sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon

    those are symptoms for a person from this planet.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    SIGECAPS

    S- any changes in sleep?
    I- any change in your interests?
    G- are you guilty?
    E- any change in energy level?
    C- any changes in your concentration?
    A- any change in your appetite?
    P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
    S- any thoughts of suicide?



    sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon

    wow... I have all of those...
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    he still stands wrote:
    wow... I have all of those...


    may i suggest some lexapro? heh heh
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    You know, I think I'm going to kill myself.

    But, I have student loans. It wouldn't be fair to other students who would end up picking up the tab.

    Ah, fuck the other students.

    But, I don't have a gun.

    Fuck it. I'll use my razor blades.

    And get blood all over the floor?

    I'll do it in the bathtub.

    But, my roommate will have to deal with the body. She has been so good to me. It wouldn't be fair to her.

    I'll leave her a note telling her to call the paramedics so that they can take my body away.

    What about all my stuff? Should I just leave it for whoever?

    Donate it to charity.

    Which charity?

    I dunno.

    Fuck it.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    SIGECAPS

    S- any changes in sleep?
    I- any change in your interests?
    G- are you guilty?
    E- any change in energy level?
    C- any changes in your concentration?
    A- any change in your appetite?
    P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
    S- any thoughts of suicide?



    sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon

    do you have to have them all at once.?.Ive had 2 or three at times for a period of time.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
    16.The telephone prefers to talk to you.
    17.You're sure the sea talks to it's shells.
    18.You can't find your mouse, but your rat can.
    19.That picture just doesn't look the same moving.
    20.Your wings say they want to fly off on their own.
    21.Your id card carries its own id card.
    22.Your mirror wears sunglasses.
    23.Waterfalls are always spraying you with antacid.
    24.Ants almost prefer you step on them over ant venom.
    25.The drawer is filled with your toes.
    26.Spiders donate their webs to you.
    27.The cookies are spooked, and so are the car keys.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    16.The telephone prefers to talk to you.
    17.You're sure the sea talks to it's shells.
    18.You can't find your mouse, but your rat can.
    19.That picture just doesn't look the same moving.
    20.Your wings say they want to fly off on their own.
    21.Your id card carries its own id card.
    22.Your mirror wears sunglasses.
    23.Waterfalls are always spraying you with antacid.
    24.Ants almost prefer you step on them over ant venom.
    25.The drawer is filled with your toes.
    26.Spiders donate their webs to you.
    27.The cookies are spooked, and so are the car keys.

    Seriously, don't you find it difficult to type wearing that white coat?
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    hartamh wrote:
    Dr. Froyed on line 1!!!!.


    Freud
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    libragirl wrote:
    do you have to have them all at once.?.Ive had 2 or three at times for a period of time.


    nope... if you have 5 at the same time for a month, then you are considered to have major depressive disorder
  • Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
    28.You cough scotch tape.
    29.You take your nurse's pulse, and won't give it back.
    30.Arkansa's finest.
    31.Your mirror asks you for the secret password.
    32.Bats control all the windows.
    33.Emo is too Elmo.
    34.Nothing is sacred, but your underpants are dirty.
    35.Eddie Vedder's hair sings, you know this because you are his hairdresser. You look good like that, baby.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    nope... if you have 5 at the same time for a month, then you are considered to have major depressive disorder

    ah..maybe I have been borderline at times.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    bwahaha @ Obama
  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    nope... if you have 5 at the same time for a month, then you are considered to have major depressive disorder

    i have all except the suicide one....and i'm on meds, but i'm much better than i was! :D
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    libragirl wrote:
    ah..maybe I have been borderline at times.


    borderline personality do ain't no joke
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    borderline personality do ain't no joke

    eh...i meant borderline depression, if such a thing exists that is....I hope I don't hae a borderline personality :p.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
    37.Grandpa's tired.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
  • Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
    share wrote:
    Seriously, don't you find it difficult to type wearing that white coat?
    38.No, you're just an asshole.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
  • Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
    36.I skipped 36. Please take a bite of your sandwich. This forum requires that you wait 50 seconds between posts. Please try again in 10 seconds.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    Purple Puppy wrote:
    36.I skipped 36. Please take a bite of your sandwich. This forum requires that you wait 50 seconds between posts. Please try again in 10 seconds.

    are you loaded on percoset? If so, can I have some?
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Fascinating.
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    you are wrote:
    i have all except the suicide one....and i'm on meds, but i'm much better than i was! :D


    aqwesome
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    I thought there was an acronym "SADIFACES" for mood disorders...and I cannot for the life of me remember what that stood for. The pdocs took the poster down. Anyway, it was similar to yours...

    I'm depressed right now because I had my surfboard on the lawn (after just unwrapping it from many many layers of plastic) and there's a fucking great ding in the bottom of it!!! I haven't even put it in the water yet! It's brand new!!

    I'm gonna need time off work to deal with this trauma!
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    SIGECAPS

    S- any changes in sleep?
    I- any change in your interests?
    G- are you guilty?
    E- any change in energy level?
    C- any changes in your concentration?
    A- any change in your appetite?
    P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
    S- any thoughts of suicide?



    sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon
    be philanthropic
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    pearljammin41 wrote:
    may i suggest some lexapro? heh heh


    i've been on that stuff for a few weeks...

    when's it kick in?

    my brother said he noticed a difference after the first week or two...neither my wife or i notice a change. i know some things just don't work for certain people, maybe this is the case.


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    brainofPJ wrote:
    i've been on that stuff for a few weeks...

    when's it kick in?

    my brother said he noticed a difference after the first week or two...neither my wife or i notice a change. i know some things just don't work for certain people, maybe this is the case.


    give it a couple more weeks then im sure your dose will be increased........ its a great drug
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