If you have depression what are your symptoms?
Purple Puppy
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Check one or many.
1.World coming to an end.
2.Monsters in the soap box.
3.Killing, outrightly, clowns.
4.Puppets in the light.
5.You children are fond of dinosaurs.
6.Obama.
7.Your plane flies you to your taxi.
8.You're stuck in lightspeed.
9.Your fortune uses credit cards to gamble over you.
10.Your sunglasses are not wireless.
11.Cranberry walks for you, and does it nicely.
12.Your video games are in the zoo.
13.Webcam.
14.Porn looks at you.
15.Dr. Bruno melts things for you.
1.World coming to an end.
2.Monsters in the soap box.
3.Killing, outrightly, clowns.
4.Puppets in the light.
5.You children are fond of dinosaurs.
6.Obama.
7.Your plane flies you to your taxi.
8.You're stuck in lightspeed.
9.Your fortune uses credit cards to gamble over you.
10.Your sunglasses are not wireless.
11.Cranberry walks for you, and does it nicely.
12.Your video games are in the zoo.
13.Webcam.
14.Porn looks at you.
15.Dr. Bruno melts things for you.
Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.
Corroding and foreboding.
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Purple Puppy wrote:Check one or many.
1.World coming to an end.
2.Monsters in the soap box.
3.Killing, outrightly, clowns.
4.Puppets in the light.
5.You children are fond of dinosaurs.
6.Obama.
7.Your plane flies you to your taxi.
8.You're stuck in lightspeed.
9.Your fortune uses credit cards to gamble over you.
10.Your sunglasses are not wireless.
11.Cranberry walks for you, and does it nicely.
12.Your video games are in the zoo.
13.Webcam.
14.Porn looks at you.
15.Dr. Bruno melts things for you.
Step away from the keyboard before somebody gets hurt.we're all sentient snowflakes
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned0 -
SIGECAPS
S- any changes in sleep?
I- any change in your interests?
G- are you guilty?
E- any change in energy level?
C- any changes in your concentration?
A- any change in your appetite?
P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
S- any thoughts of suicide?
sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon0 -
pearljammin41 wrote:SIGECAPS
S- any changes in sleep?
I- any change in your interests?
G- are you guilty?
E- any change in energy level?
C- any changes in your concentration?
A- any change in your appetite?
P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
S- any thoughts of suicide?
sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon
those are symptoms for a person from this planet.we're all sentient snowflakes
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned0 -
pearljammin41 wrote:SIGECAPS
S- any changes in sleep?
I- any change in your interests?
G- are you guilty?
E- any change in energy level?
C- any changes in your concentration?
A- any change in your appetite?
P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
S- any thoughts of suicide?
sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon
wow... I have all of those...Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.0 -
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You know, I think I'm going to kill myself.
But, I have student loans. It wouldn't be fair to other students who would end up picking up the tab.
Ah, fuck the other students.
But, I don't have a gun.
Fuck it. I'll use my razor blades.
And get blood all over the floor?
I'll do it in the bathtub.
But, my roommate will have to deal with the body. She has been so good to me. It wouldn't be fair to her.
I'll leave her a note telling her to call the paramedics so that they can take my body away.
What about all my stuff? Should I just leave it for whoever?
Donate it to charity.
Which charity?
I dunno.
Fuck it.0 -
pearljammin41 wrote:SIGECAPS
S- any changes in sleep?
I- any change in your interests?
G- are you guilty?
E- any change in energy level?
C- any changes in your concentration?
A- any change in your appetite?
P- 'psychomotor'; do you feel sped up or slowed down?
S- any thoughts of suicide?
sorry. i'm gonna be a psychiatrist soon
do you have to have them all at once.?.Ive had 2 or three at times for a period of time.These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0 -
16.The telephone prefers to talk to you.
17.You're sure the sea talks to it's shells.
18.You can't find your mouse, but your rat can.
19.That picture just doesn't look the same moving.
20.Your wings say they want to fly off on their own.
21.Your id card carries its own id card.
22.Your mirror wears sunglasses.
23.Waterfalls are always spraying you with antacid.
24.Ants almost prefer you step on them over ant venom.
25.The drawer is filled with your toes.
26.Spiders donate their webs to you.
27.The cookies are spooked, and so are the car keys.Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.0 -
Purple Puppy wrote:16.The telephone prefers to talk to you.
17.You're sure the sea talks to it's shells.
18.You can't find your mouse, but your rat can.
19.That picture just doesn't look the same moving.
20.Your wings say they want to fly off on their own.
21.Your id card carries its own id card.
22.Your mirror wears sunglasses.
23.Waterfalls are always spraying you with antacid.
24.Ants almost prefer you step on them over ant venom.
25.The drawer is filled with your toes.
26.Spiders donate their webs to you.
27.The cookies are spooked, and so are the car keys.
Seriously, don't you find it difficult to type wearing that white coat?we're all sentient snowflakes
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned0 -
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libragirl wrote:do you have to have them all at once.?.Ive had 2 or three at times for a period of time.
nope... if you have 5 at the same time for a month, then you are considered to have major depressive disorder0 -
28.You cough scotch tape.
29.You take your nurse's pulse, and won't give it back.
30.Arkansa's finest.
31.Your mirror asks you for the secret password.
32.Bats control all the windows.
33.Emo is too Elmo.
34.Nothing is sacred, but your underpants are dirty.
35.Eddie Vedder's hair sings, you know this because you are his hairdresser. You look good like that, baby.Signed it, grind it.
Corroding and foreboding.0 -
pearljammin41 wrote:nope... if you have 5 at the same time for a month, then you are considered to have major depressive disorder
ah..maybe I have been borderline at times.These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0 -
bwahaha @ Obama0
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pearljammin41 wrote:nope... if you have 5 at the same time for a month, then you are considered to have major depressive disorder
i have all except the suicide one....and i'm on meds, but i'm much better than i was!
No need to be void, or save up on life...
You got to spend it all0 -
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pearljammin41 wrote:borderline personality do ain't no joke
eh...i meant borderline depression, if such a thing exists that is....I hope I don't hae a borderline personality
. These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0
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