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What Your Handshake Says About You.

g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What kind of handshake do you normally give? For me it depends on whose hand I'm shaking. :)

What Your Handshake Says About You

Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

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*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    fail safe....and please don't squeeze my hand like i'm holding you off a cliff :)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I refuse to make human contact with anyone I'm not boinking. I also wear one of those surgical masks everywhere I go.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I also wear one of those surgical masks everywhere I go.


    yeah but that's got nothing to do with germs
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    fail safe....and please don't squeeze my hand like i'm holding you off a cliff :)
    same here. i've shook hands with people where it hurt bad after :( assholes!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    cutback wrote:
    yeah but that's got nothing to do with germs

    True. If I could afford a proper bank robbing bandana to use as a mask I'd be a happy man.
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  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Oh, shit. I do the superiority handshake. :o
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    drivingrl wrote:
    Oh, shit. I do the superiority handshake. :o

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  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,937
    I give "none of the above". I give a firm hand shake- no over cover of the other hand. And Just a bit of a squeeze.

    I hate the limp shake. That is how I determine if I take a job or give someone one.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I always do the dead fish one... but then I always knew that before I read the article... I'm working on trying to change it... It's just difficult though. I'm not used to people shaking my hand. It usually takes me by surprise. Boohoo. :D:D
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    what does a sweaty-palmed handshake signify?
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
    elmer wrote:
    what does a sweaty-palmed handshake signify?

    You've failed a drug test?

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i don't shake hands
    i bow like the orientals of asia
    therefore i am ninja
    wanna see my sword :D
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't shake hands
    i bow like the orientals of asia
    therefore i am ninja
    wanna see my sword :D

    Good to know! :p

    I'll start practicing! ;):D


    I guess I'm most like the first one but I do shake firmly, which often surprises a lot of older guys.
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    its better not to shake at all than give a limp one. nothing says erectile dysfunction like a dead fish handshake.
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    I'll tell you this, if someone looks at their shoes while shaking your hand, I don't trust that person.
  • paradisenowhereparadisenowhere Posts: 22
    MrSmith wrote:
    its better not to shake at all than give a limp one. nothing says erectile dysfunction like a dead fish handshake.


    LMAO!
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