Cheech & Chong....Santa Claus and His Old lady

This time of the year is good to laugh and Cheech and Chong can certainly get this done.
I'd just like to wish everyone here on this board a Happy Holiday and a Happy New Year.
Cheech and Chong....Santa Claus and His Old Lady
Peace

Cheech and Chong....Santa Claus and His Old Lady

Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
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DIARY OF A JAMAICAN WHO JUST MOVED TO NORTH DAKOTA, USA
>
> October 8th
> We have arrived in America!!! Finally! This marks a new chapter
> in our lives. It's very nice here. It's a little cool, but who
> needs HOT weather? This is perfect ... not too hot, not too
> cold.
>
> October 15th
> It is getting a little cooler, but we are adjusting. We bought
> some sweaters today and went for a short walk. Loving
> America!!! This is what life's about.
>
> October 30th
> The weather is definitely cooler now. We taped all the windows
> shut,so cold air cannot creep in. Outside may be cold, but it
> feels like Jamaica in this house.
>
> November 11th
> The news reports say snow is on the way ... we cannot wait!!!
> We have never seen snow and it should be pretty exciting to see
> it for the first time.
>
> November 14th
> Started snowing. The first of the season and the first real
> snow we have ever seen. The wife cooked buttered buns and we
> sat by the window watching soft flakes drift down, clinging to
> the trees and covering the ground. Could never do anything
> like this in Jamaica. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!!!
>
> November 15th
> We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the
> landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight! Every tree and shrub was
> covered like a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the
> first time and loved it. I did both our driveway and sidewalk.
> Later, the city snowplough came along and accidentally covered
> up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver
> smiled and waved and I waved back and shovelled again.
> Americans are so friendly!
>
> November 18th
> It snowed an additional twelve inches last night and the
> temperature has dropped to around four degrees. The cold
> weather is not so bad we can take this, not at all as bad as we
> imagined. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs have snapped
> due to the weight of the snow. I shovelled our driveway again.
> Shortly afterwards the snow plough came by and did his trick
> again. Much of the snow is now brownish grey.
>
> November 19th
> Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which
> soon became ice again. Bought snow tires for both cars. I
> slipped and fell on my "batty" in the driveway. Paid $130 for
> the chiropractor, but fortunately nothing was broken. More snow
> and ice expected.
>
> November 20th
> Still cold. Sold my wife's BMW and bought a 4x4 in order to get
> to work.
>
> November 21st
> On my way to work, the 4x4 skidded into the guard-rail and did
> considerable damage to the right fender. We had another 15
> inches of white shit last night. The vehicle is covered in salt
> and crud. More shovelling in store for me today. Di damn
> snow-plow man do him job again. Watch me an' him!
>
> November 22nd
> Blouse and skirt ... the first heating bills just come! A how
> the hell it come to so much???
>
> November 30th
> A two frigging degrees out a door! And more rahtid snow de pon
> de way. Not a tree or shrub ina di yawd whe no get damage. De
> power off most of the night. Wi try to keep from freezing to
> death wid candles and kerosene heater, but the heater tip over
> an' nearly bun dung the rassclat house. Mi
> manage to put out the flames, but end up wid second degree burns
> pan mi hands, bun off mi yeyebrow and yeyelash dem. Den de car
> slide on the white shit (again!) on the way to the hospital and
> wi haffi write it off.
>
> December 5th
> Rahtid... dis snow yah nuh out fi stop??? Di ting keeps coming
> down! Mi affi put on all a di clothes wey mi own just fi go
> out to di damn mailbox. If I ever catch the bitch wey drive di
> rahtid snow-plough yuh see, I gwine mek him mumma feel it. Me
> really think sey 'im hide round di corner and
> wait 'til me finish shovel, den come down the street fast fast
> and cover up wi driveway again. Wicked nuh blow wow!!!
>
> December 10th
> The power still off. The toilette freeze up some and part a di
> roof look lik it out fi cave in.
>
> December 15th
> Eleven more bomboclaat inches a snow an' ice !!!!!!!!!! Jah
> know...dis nah right. I buss up the snow-plow wid di pick axe
> mi did have inna di shed, but the driva get weh.
>
> December 18th
> The rass car won't start and mi tink mi ah go snow-blind. Mi
> can feel mi toe dem and mi nuh see the booldclaat sun fi
> weeks!!!! An' guess wha? The weatherman ah predicts more
> snow!!!!!!!! Good fi rass him. The wind chill is 30 pussyclaat
> degrees below zero!!
>
>
>
> December 22nd
> Me a move back to Jamaica teday 'cause dis place yah a go kill
> mi!!!! If me can ketch a flight, at least mi will reach just
> in time fi Christmas dung a yard. 'Merica a nuh fi everybody!
If this happens to ya just come down here to South Florida cause it's almost like Jamaica.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)