How To Beat Speed Traps

g under p
g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
New Service Gives Warning to Drivers,
So Why Do Cops Like It? And It's Free

Speed Trap Location Service from Trapster
Unique service turns your cell phone into a speed trap finding device

Best (and Worst)
Traffic Ticket Excuses and most of them work.

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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    how bout stay in the dam speed limit and not have to go through any of this?
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  • Slip Kid
    Slip Kid Posts: 1,175
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    how bout stay in the dam speed limit and not have to go through any of this?

    It would be too easy?
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Slip Kid wrote:
    It would be too easy?


    Very easy...!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    how bout stay in the dam speed limit and not have to go through any of this?

    Bcoz the speed limit is too low.
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    how bout stay in the dam speed limit and not have to go through any of this?

    Sometimes I just get lost in a Pearl Jam song, that's what I'd tell the officer. :D

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    g under p wrote:
    Sometimes I just get lost in a Pearl Jam song, that's what I'd tell the officer. :D

    Peace


    That's a good one!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    That's a good one!! :)

    It must be I see he didn't holla back. :)

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Pauk
    Pauk Posts: 1,084
    Those are lame excuses. If anything, a kid saying he was inspired by Fast & the Furious is going to tempt the cop to give a ticket even more. I like that way that guy who uses the "gotta pick my daughter up" excuses seems to think he was the first one ever to think of that one though :rolleyes:
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    how bout stay in the dam speed limit and not have to go through any of this?
    Agreed.

    Fuckssake, I can't go 8 months without someone I know dying in a car crash. Forget your stupid gadgets, just drive within the limits. An 18 year-old guy I knew would still be alive if he hadn't been speeding and went straight into a tree.

    Pisses me off.
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  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    Stay 7-8 miles above the speed limit and they won't bother with you. If you get to about 10 over, you're in jeopardy.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • jbalicki10
    jbalicki10 Posts: 517
    I got pulled over once 2 years ago in Millwaukee. I was doing 68 in a 55 zone. I just told the police officer the truth. I was just trying to keep up with traffic. He just gave me a verbal warning and told me to slow down. He said it was a poor excuse. I don't know about that. Seemed to have worked.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I always thought a mob of people with baseballs bats was the best way...
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I always thought a mob of people with baseballs bats was the best way...

    You're comical genius. :D

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    cops don't want to hear shitty excuses. try telling them the truth, and maybe you will get off with just a warning.

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