Small Things That Makes You Proud

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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    mookie9999 wrote:
    but after pulling out some beastiality humor combined with a Bob Barker sexual tale
    what the fuck?? lol
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    mookie9999 wrote:
    See that's what I was thinking. I usually avoid the easy ones as well, but after pulling out some beastiality humor combined with a Bob Barker sexual tale I figured I would give my mind a rest for a minute or two.
    what's with you and old people? :confused: Bea Arthur and now Bob Barker?
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    LongRd. wrote:
    what's with you and old people? :confused: Bea Arthur and now Bob Barker?

    hahahaha

    He likes Geriatrics....:D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    LongRd. wrote:
    what's with you and old people? :confused: Bea Arthur and now Bob Barker?

    He has Necrophilia

    Oh wait thats sex with dead people
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    LongRd. wrote:
    I was scared because I thought my precious car is damaged or something. I have it for 8 years now, it's my little baby :p. The shift handlebar won't allow me to maneuver it out of "parking" when the ignition key doesn't turn the engine on or "on" position. It reminds on "parking" until the key can run the engine or "on"
    It's a Camry by the way.

    Are you male or female? For future reference, you should be able to put your Camry into neutral by moving the ignition to the on position. You know, like when you listen to the radio while the engine is off and have the ability to work the power windows and such ;)..If the steering is stuck and not allowing this, you can depress the brake a few times and attempt again...but I wouldn't try to roll the car by yourself in the case it takes off without anyone in the driver's seat..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    LongRd. wrote:
    what's with you and old people? :confused: Bea Arthur and now Bob Barker?

    hey you can be afraid of your car and he can like old people......:p

    now getting back to those b-cups......:D:D:D
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    cutback wrote:
    hey you can be afraid of your car and he can like old people......:p

    now getting back to those b-cups......:D:D:D

    The B cups are great!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    cutback wrote:
    hey you can be afraid of your car and he can like old people......:p

    now getting back to those b-cups......:D:D

    B-cups are good as long as you're not like a 44-B

    :eek:

    I know Pammy isn't :o
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    genie wrote:
    erm....i'm proud to be a tough cookie that i am....no one/nothing will ever make me so depressed so as to loose my interest in life.

    life's a bitch but i take everything it throws at me a challenge

    What's this about honey?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    B-cups are good as long as you're not like a 44-B

    :eek:

    I know Pammy isn't :o



    Nope, 34b here....:p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    hey pammy we dont believe you'RE a B we all think you're an A



    PROVE US WRONG :D
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Nope, 34b here....:p


    PUT THOSE MOSQUITO BITES AWAY !!!!!!!
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    hey pammy we dont believe you'RE a B we all think you're an A



    PROVE US WRONG :D


    nah,

    I don't need to prove myself!! heheheh
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    The Champ wrote:
    Are you male or female? For future reference, you should be able to put your Camry into neutral by moving the ignition to the on position. You know, like when you listen to the radio while the engine is off and have the ability to work the power windows and such ;)..If the steering is stuck and not allowing this, you can depress the brake a few times and attempt again...but I wouldn't try to roll the car by yourself in the case it takes off without anyone in the driver's seat..
    Male. My Camry wouldn't allow me to have the key turned "on" position, the radio didn't work nor did the windows.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    LongRd. wrote:
    Male. My Camry wouldn't allow me to have the key turned "on" position, the radio didn't work nor did the windows.

    The radio and windows obviously did not work due to the absence of electricity, but that alone has no bearing on turning the ignition to the on position ;)..Okay, I'm glad you had a positive experience and please do call upon your uncle for further automobile assistance :)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    hey pammy we dont believe you'RE a B we all think you're an A



    PROVE US WRONG :D
    second that :D
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    The Champ wrote:
    What's this about honey?

    hehehe....honey..... :rolleyes: god, why do i like those silly informal names :)

    it's nothing in particular, it's just being mentally strong and knowing that whatever comes my way i'll be able to deal with it.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    mookie9999 wrote:
    See that's what I was thinking. I usually avoid the easy ones as well, but after pulling out some beastiality humor combined with a Bob Barker sexual tale I figured I would give my mind a rest for a minute or two.

    Fair enough ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    The Champ wrote:
    The radio and windows obviously did not work due to the absence of electricity, but that alone has no bearing on turning the ignition to the on position ;)..Okay, I'm glad you had a positive experience and please do call upon your uncle for further automobile assistance :)..
    Yeah, I know he's a mechanic :p and nice of him to drive nearly an hour to help me out.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    LongRd. wrote:
    Yeah, I know he's a mechanic :p and nice of him to drive nearly an hour to help me out.


    That was nice of him!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."

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