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LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
How do you get through
the process of
changing diapers?
Serious question.
PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I've diapered 2 boys. Been pee'd on a lot.
    Wish I had an answer for you.
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    the process? since when has changing diapers become rocket science?
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    PJPixie wrote:
    I've diapered 2 boys. Been pee'd on a lot.
    Wish I had an answer for you.
    i did that
    to my mom
    as well.
    :p
    prism wrote:
    the process? since when has changing diapers become rocket science?
    there are
    still steps in
    changing diapers
    just like there are steps in launching a rocket.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    LongRd. wrote:
    How do you get through
    the process of
    changing diapers?
    Serious question.
    ew. as a godparent for my Spydee.....when he dumped, i let it marinate until his parents picked him up. :D easy process. and im SERIOUS.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Senrock!
    you're an evil genius.
    i'll make my wife do that.
    when i'm mature
    enough for one.
    :p
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    there are
    still steps in
    changing diapers
    just like there are steps in launching a rocket.
    [/quote]


    which step(s) are you finding to be too difficult?
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    angels share laughter
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ew. as a godparent for my Spydee.....when he dumped, i let it marinate until his parents picked him up. :D easy process. and im SERIOUS.


    that's effing gross dude...........poor spidey. I hope he didn't get red monkey butt!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    PJPixie wrote:
    that's effing gross dude...........poor spidey. I hope he didn't get red monkey butt!

    nah he survived. i love him tho. you KNOW that!!! :D samanthacakes on the other hand.......:eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    LongRd. wrote:
    Senrock!
    you're an evil genius.
    i'll make my wife do that.
    when i'm mature
    enough for one.
    :p

    thank you thank you. :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    prism wrote:


    which step(s) are you finding to be too difficult?
    the butt, the poop
    the marinated poop as Senrock described
    and the smell.
    Props to the Momma and Papas
    and anyone who enjoys changing diapers.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    LongRd. wrote:
    the butt, the poop
    the marinated poop as Senrock described
    and the smell.
    Props to the Momma and Papas
    and anyone who enjoys changing diapers.

    this why i stay away from the whole 'i want children' department!!!! :eek: and for the record? kids DO NOT rule like everyone says!!!! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i did it by learning to breathe only through my mouth...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    SENROCK! wrote:
    kids DO NOT rule like everyone says!!!! :eek:

    not everyone says it... but if a parent says their kids rule then they probably mean it.. your opinion aint the law baby :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pineapplesandwavespineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    LongRd. wrote:
    How do you get through
    the process of
    changing diapers?
    Serious question.
    Changing a diaper is nothing on actually raising a child.

    I'll admit, I was always grossed about changing diapers, but it's actually one of the most personal, bonding times with children. As gross as changing a child's stinky, leaky diaper is, it has nothing on actually raising the child. I'll take 1000 dirty diapers from my nieces and nephews and friend's kids over raising a child of my own any day.
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ew. as a godparent for my Spydee.....when he dumped, i let it marinate until his parents picked him up. :D easy process. and im SERIOUS.
    Poor kid. Wait until the day in which you need diapers and there is no one around to change them. Seriously, do you want to sit in a pile of shit? What makes you think a child does?
    No time to be void or save up on life. You got to spend it all.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    pineapplesandwaves wrote:
    Poor kid. Wait until the day in which you need diapers and there is no one around to change them. Seriously, do you want to sit in a pile of shit? What makes you think a child does?
    i HATE waiting.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    dunkman wrote:
    not everyone says it... but if a parent says their kids rule then they probably mean it.. your opinion aint the law baby :D
    nope not everyone says it ESPECIALLY ME! and my opinion is just that-MINE!!! baby! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • pineapplesandwavespineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    SENROCK! wrote:
    i HATE waiting.
    Well, God help you, when the day comes and you're WAITING to have your diaper changed and are sitting in a pile of shit and urine.
    No time to be void or save up on life. You got to spend it all.
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    pineapplesandwaves wrote:
    Well, God help you, when the day comes and you're WAITING to have your diaper changed and are sitting in a pile of shit and urine.
    Senrock will be
    lucky to live
    pass the age
    of 60. ;)
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    pineapplesandwaves wrote:
    Well, God help you, when the day comes and you're WAITING to have your diaper changed and are sitting in a pile of shit and urine.

    why the HELL would GOD want to help me with that?! :eek: and dont worry it'll happen to YOU first!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    LongRd. wrote:
    Senrock will be
    lucky to live
    pass the age
    of 60. ;)
    thats right. live fast die young!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    I really didn't mind changing my own babies diapers, I loved them so intensely that I never wanted them to be uncomfortable, and it is such a long haul, that you just got used to it. But other peoples babies diapers could send me in to a gag mode! YUCK! I would never willing change anyone else's diapers....always handed the baby off to the parent! I wonder how I will be with grandchildren, having only sons....I guess it will depend on if I like the daughter~ in~law?! :p

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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    My own baby's diapers are the only one's I've ever changed. I'll admit...in the hospital, I was grossed out by it the first few times! :D But I am over that now. My husband still is though...lol. The only time I get really stressed out is when she is not cooperating and she wants to get up and run away. That is really not fun! :D

    I don't know if I could change another kid's diapers, though. Ewww. Gross. :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    LongRd. wrote:
    the butt, the poop
    the marinated poop as Senrock described
    and the smell.
    Props to the Momma and Papas
    and anyone who enjoys changing diapers.
    Changing your own child's diapers is much different from changing someone else's chld's diaper. Maybe it is a DNA thing. lol
    My husband complained about it right up until Holden was born and then realized it really wasn't so bad.
    Except for some of them......:p
    Good luck.
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  • xscorchoxscorcho Posts: 409
    i dont think changing diapers is a big deal at all (and i have no kids of my own)..... the thing i dont like is vomit
  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    Make sure the baby is breastfed for as long as possible, preferably until he/she is toilet trained. Breastfed babies don't really have smelly shit, it's not offensive at all......... looks a bit like mustard. It's when the solids or formula are introduced that yer in trouble.

    I remember years ago, my sisters boyfriend used to put a nappy sack, which was a little scented bag for wrapping up shitty nappies, over his face. They're like a mini shopping bag, they smell like baby powder, and he used to hook the handles over his ears with the bag over his face. He looked fucking ridiculous, probably gave his child some complex or another about his bowel movements, but hey......... all he could smell was the pleasant sweet baby powder freshness.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Just lie little babby on his/her back, undo the nappy, hold his/hers feet up and wipe. Keep a plastic bag or nappy sack handy to put cotton wool or wipes in. There's not much you can do about the smell.

    Trixie's right, it's when they start to run around and then decide to sit on the floor when they're covered in poop that you want to worry about.

    Well done for doing the dirty work though, a lot of guys don't.
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    I changed a ton of diapers when I was nanny. it's not that gross. it can be hard- the kid I watched HATED having his diaper changed and would just kick and do everything in his power to get me away. sometimes it took like 30 minutes to change one diaper! that was really the worst part...I also learned to change diapers as a kid because I have a younger brother.
  • kenshuntkenshunt Posts: 2,863
    Get the gf or wife to do it, lol just joking.
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Just change them REALLY FAST!!! and don't breathe through your nose!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    There is nothing to changing a diaper. Ya just do it quick. If it was not my child maybe i would feel different, but b/c it is its not problem. Ya just do it. Unless of course if my wife is home, then its all her ;D
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