We say 'Would you like a bit of toast dear... just a tiny little bit of toast... with some butter, hmm...'
(It doesn't work written down). :(
Na I can see it in my mind's eye, no worries.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'What? You want to kill the puppies?! You bastard!'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'What? You want to kill the puppies?! You bastard!'
That's really evil of him. Heheheh.
I like the 'This is a scam' video. It makes you wonder if people are incredibly stupid or feel guilty about something. I've watched a few other clips of his as well, can't remember them now though.
That's really evil of him. Heheheh.
I like the 'This is a scam' video. It makes you wonder if people are incredibly stupid or feel guilty about something. I've watched a few other clips of his as well, can't remember them now though.
I've only seen the four he's put up (pay my mortgage, kill the puppies, it's a scam, oh crap I forgot the 4th one). But I saw the whole 12% evil show in London.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yep you're right. I've never seen him do stand up before but that was hilarious. Stand up's not normally my thing but that was really funny. He sounds like my brother!
Yep you're right. I've never seen him do stand up before but that was hilarious. Stand up's not normally my thing but that was really funny. He sounds like my brother!
i love stand-up... its a pure comedic art... i'd love to have the guts to do it, its so exposed!!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i love stand-up... its a pure comedic art... i'd love to have the guts to do it, its so exposed!!!!
It remains a dream of mine to give it a go... chances are it'll remain a dream a little while longer as it scares the crap out of me and I seem to draw blanks every time I try to write something.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Thanks FUCKING God! I was just going through the thread's you'd started and I couldn't even find anything on there that interested me that wasn't out of date.
Walking can be a real trip
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
The day today which is a spoof news show for those who dont know, my favourite comedy show ever. Love this sketch about the IRA, particularly the last part at about 3 mins 43 and how the words of a Sinn Fein spokesman are altered to subtract credibility lol
People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
The day today which is a spoof news show for those who dont know, my favourite comedy show ever. Love this sketch about the IRA, particularly the last part at about 3 mins 43 and how the words of a Sinn Fein spokesman are altered to subtract credibility lol
I never watched that show. I wish I had now because that's really funny.
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Na I can see it in my mind's eye, no worries.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
'What? You want to kill the puppies?! You bastard!'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
My friends and I all laughed pretty hard as well, we were all stoned when we first saw it
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That's really evil of him. Heheheh.
I like the 'This is a scam' video. It makes you wonder if people are incredibly stupid or feel guilty about something. I've watched a few other clips of his as well, can't remember them now though.
I've only seen the four he's put up (pay my mortgage, kill the puppies, it's a scam, oh crap I forgot the 4th one). But I saw the whole 12% evil show in London.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bym68WSrWeY
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HAHAHAHA! Now THAT'S funny! (Childrens sketches. Not sure where the quote's gone Collin).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtVG0BxsJpk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaUocEgOFM8
Yep you're right. I've never seen him do stand up before but that was hilarious. Stand up's not normally my thing but that was really funny. He sounds like my brother!
i love stand-up... its a pure comedic art... i'd love to have the guts to do it, its so exposed!!!!
Aww bless, you'd be great! Anyway, I genuinely liked that so thanks. Couldn't get the 'Muffins' link to work though.
haha
thanks MCKB, you've given me my first smile of the day, in an otherwise shitty week
See These Bones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw&feature=related
And another:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcr8dm9Prkk&feature=related
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
It remains a dream of mine to give it a go... chances are it'll remain a dream a little while longer as it scares the crap out of me and I seem to draw blanks every time I try to write something.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I love this movie.
Jeff and Stone see how many times they can say the word penis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oeDgrCa8k&feature=related
yep...that sums me up too.
Thanks FUCKING God! I was just going through the thread's you'd started and I couldn't even find anything on there that interested me that wasn't out of date.
and have it make any semblance of sense...so
please forgive me
weeeeee!
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
and another:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
The day today which is a spoof news show for those who dont know, my favourite comedy show ever. Love this sketch about the IRA, particularly the last part at about 3 mins 43 and how the words of a Sinn Fein spokesman are altered to subtract credibility lol
I never watched that show. I wish I had now because that's really funny.
I don't think it's on anymore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agKs4Nr22jQ
The way Larry makes his order; the way he says it has me in hysterics every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPwI5Euxr0
It doesn't get better than this.
but i'd say my sense of humor is just random.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fEWWV1Ix1j0
now that is funny.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7YsB0Ts6WE4
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"