Crazy Giant Tarantula

TrixieCat

eyedclaar wrote:

Or at least splash yourself with a giant pitcher of water. Spiders hate that. Pics are still required though...

har har

What did your wife say when you told her about the spider?
I know she is tough and all, but did she freak?

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

well wouldn't you if you were being poked at?

If something the size of Godzilla was poking me with a stick, I think I'd try to hide or at least act cute. I'm dumb, but even I recognize there are some asses out there I just can't kick.

AmentsChick

cutback wrote:

well wouldn't you if you were being poked at?

I kinda like it. :eek:

eyedclaar

TrixieCat wrote:

har har

What did your wife say when you told her about the spider?
I know she is tough and all, but did she freak?

Freaked indeed. Walked around shuddering and waving her hands in terror. If anything scares her, it's spiders.

norm

AmentsChick wrote:

I kinda like it. :eek:

kinda?

Phantom Pain

eyedclaar wrote:

Freaked indeed. Walked around shuddering and waving her hands in terror. If anything scares her, it's spiders.

How about having sex with the lights on ?

eyedclaar

Phantom Pain wrote:

How about having sex with the lights on ?

No problem there but I have to ask... Have you had a lot of women insist the lights be out when you're naked?

Phantom Pain

eyedclaar wrote:

No problem there but I have to ask... Have you had a lot of women insist the lights be out when you're naked?

Usually they're so piss drunk they don't care

I have heard in the thraws of passion "Is that a tootsie roll?"

acoustic guy

Trailer wrote:

I was rock climbing the other day and a huge tarantula (about 4.5 inches across) came at me. I was hanging on the side of the hill when this spider came running out if it's hole about 2 feet from me. It was fairly aggressive... and considering I was on a steep incline, and in no way able to run away.. I had to beat it back with a stick.:cool:haha

I took some pics with my camera phone. Obviously they didn't come out very well.. but you'll atleast see it.


http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/westside43/tarantula1.jpg
This is the best shot of it.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/westside43/tarantula2.jpg
He's at the very top of the picture.. fangs out and about to charge me!:eek:

What??????????????
Fuck that shit!!!! I would be out of there so fucking fast! its HUGE!
Fuck that! LOL

rival.

yeah, i probably would have started crying.

illegal pants

:eek:

*hides*

catefrances

Trailer wrote:

I was rock climbing the other day and a huge tarantula (about 4.5 inches across) came at me. I was hanging on the side of the hill when this spider came running out if it's hole about 2 feet from me. It was fairly aggressive... and considering I was on a steep incline, and in no way able to run away.. I had to beat it back with a stick.:cool:haha

I took some pics with my camera phone. Obviously they didn't come out very well.. but you'll atleast see it.


http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/westside43/tarantula1.jpg
This is the best shot of it.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/westside43/tarantula2.jpg
He's at the very top of the picture.. fangs out and about to charge me!:eek:

must be the week for spiders freaking out.
twas taking a photo of my precious the other night and i think she grew tired of the flashing going off in her thousand eyes. she fronted up to me and waved her little legs at me. i guess she was trying to get me to runaway. i didnt, but i did leave her alone.

TrixieCat

Just squashed a baby wolf spider. :cool:
Don't tell my son.
Spiders are your friends.

meistereder

Nice.

I recently had a little fun with my girlfriend. There was a little spider in my place, and she wanted me to get it. As she looked at it kind of closely, I said "Don't worry. It's just a little jumping vampire spider."

She freaked the hell out.

fuck

Any of you boys want to shoot, now's the time. There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call.

TrixieCat

meistereder wrote:

Nice.

I recently had a little fun with my girlfriend. There was a little spider in my place, and she wanted me to get it. As she looked at it kind of closely, I said "Don't worry. It's just a little jumping vampire spider."

She freaked the hell out.

You are awful.
You owe her some favors of the sexual kind for that.
You big meanie.

igotid88

I'm always the one they get to kill the bugs around here.