stuff falls apart

chadwick

i was just cutting the grass when all of a sudden
the lawn mower handle fell apart on me as i was
winding a corner and it got me all clumsy for a second.
i go "what the fuck"
i almost fractured my back
is anybody with a bolt and a nut?
mine are lost in the yard someplace.
i did find the plastic weird lookin fuckin thing.

my folders for school will be destroyed just like last quarter and the quarters before it and i'll still use them the entire quarter.

this morning i broke a serving dish because i sat it on a pretty warm burner
(i forgot it was on)(electric stove not gas)
and it sat there for like 12-15 minutes before it cracked in half with bacon
in it.
(breakfast rocked btw)

does stuff fall apart around you ?
are you hard on stuff ?

don't even get me started on sunglasses.
213 pair in my life so far

ForestBrain

lol!

Nothingman54

Same thing happened to me last week. I have one of those motorless lawnmowers and the damn bar came off.

TrixieCat

Nothingman54 wrote:

Same thing happened to me last week. I have one of those motorless lawnmowers and the damn bar came off.

I have one of those motorless mowers too!
I had never used a gas powered one until recently.
I prefer the cut of the one without the mower.

Sorry to hear about the mower Chadwick. That cracked me up, tho.
Stuff breaks around here all of the time.
I have gotten pretty good with fixing stuff.

chadwick

this morning at a whole 5:45am i go to shower up
when all of a sudden the water turnin on/off fuckin thing broke on me.
it's just the one centered knob dial thing..
no go, it just spins and spins.
fuckin thing must be stripped out.
my shower this morning was by way of using the coffee pot and filling it
in the bathroom sink which is right next to the shower.
and then dumping it over me about 15 times or more..
i got soapy, shampooy and it all worked out well for me.

no small wonder my coffee tasted like Lever 2000 and Pert
next time i hope i don't find short little curly hairs in my coffee
i say next time because the plumber won't be here till tomorrow afternoon.
i have one more shower to take with my coffee pot.
(nicely done asshole @ myself)

FinsburyParkCarrots

Pulling and pulling on the lawnmower wire
Poor Chadwick cannot work the lawnmower.
Stuff falls apart, the knob thing cannot hold.
Some rusty shit spews out upon the world.
More grass-bag crap is loosed, and everywhere
There's plastic nutty parts, strewn on the ground;
The best mower lacks all traction, while the worst
chews fuck out of the lawn and rockery.
Surely some revelation's on the Pit;
Surely some Clever Fucker's on the Pit!
A Clever Fucker! Hardly are those words out
When a thread topic out of AET
Wobbles my sight: somewhere in Chad's garden, in the bushes,
A shape with seven legs and the head of a pig,
A gaze big and dribbly as the moon,
is moving its fat thighs, while all about it
Run birds that shout, "Chad's bacon's fookin alive! Scram!"
The mower's fucked again; and now I know
That every summer on this stony heap
Chad's vexed to mow this fookin' rocky wormhole,
And what rough beast, from "We Fix Shit 4 U"
Fixes shit for less than $5 an hour?

mickeyrat

Chadwick , you might want to search for awhile for thr bolt/screw thingy(technical term). as the next time you mow it could very well become a lethal projectile


And if you take the black plastic butterfly nut to a hardware store you can match it to the size bolt/nut thingy you need.

Wobbie

Neil Young - Piece of Crap

Tried to save the trees
Bought a platsic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap

chadwick

you people slay me