Happy Birthday Matthew
chadwick
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Today is little Matters birthday.
He's a big boy now, a whole 6 years old.
hotwheels race track extravehicular extravaganza
we got 50's, we got 8000's, we're blowing shit up
we got hotdogs that smell like elephant poop
and we pick our noses, fart with talking beans, and we like burping
(we have really, really, really big gas)
and we like girls...(some of us like women tho)
ice cream/cake faces will be our latest fashion statements
because we don't give a heck if we have cake frosting/ice cream
in our hair, in our armpits, and all up inside our ears like rocks
(4 months ago or so Matterson wedged a pebble inside his ear)
(it only required 2 hospital visits, 1 ambulance high speed hauling ass raceway
to the flippin horsepistal=hospital, and 1 surgical procedure)
red bikes haul ass like our shoes, our heads, and our hair
we also like heavy metal head banging cars with thumping speakers
chocolate rules..............and we like so much chocolate
that our alien friends from outterspace poop in the house alot
THE END.........:D
(let's all wish matthew a happy birthday)
He's a big boy now, a whole 6 years old.
hotwheels race track extravehicular extravaganza
we got 50's, we got 8000's, we're blowing shit up
we got hotdogs that smell like elephant poop
and we pick our noses, fart with talking beans, and we like burping
(we have really, really, really big gas)
and we like girls...(some of us like women tho)
ice cream/cake faces will be our latest fashion statements
because we don't give a heck if we have cake frosting/ice cream
in our hair, in our armpits, and all up inside our ears like rocks
(4 months ago or so Matterson wedged a pebble inside his ear)
(it only required 2 hospital visits, 1 ambulance high speed hauling ass raceway
to the flippin horsepistal=hospital, and 1 surgical procedure)
red bikes haul ass like our shoes, our heads, and our hair
we also like heavy metal head banging cars with thumping speakers
chocolate rules..............and we like so much chocolate
that our alien friends from outterspace poop in the house alot
THE END.........:D
(let's all wish matthew a happy birthday)
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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he howls like a coyote too...
Happy Birthday lil wild man!
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Hope you have an AWESOME day Matthew!! Sounds like it's going pretty good there with Chad.
Rock on little guy!
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Happy 6th Matt!!
WoOoohOoo!
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