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I am a champion and I'll tell you why

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Today for the very first time in my life I made potato salad.
It was a success and I will add with a final statement.
I do cook and often, I just have never made potato salad because...
well, potato salad rules when mom's make that stuff.
I actually learned something today.
Next I am making homemade ice cream, burgers, dogs, schmiernoff vodka,cigars, miss green dragon puffing monster sticks...

anybody ever make homemade ice cream with that spinning machine thingy on salted ice?

p.s. last night i was so sick from cigars, drinks, food, that i puked
in my bathroom sink...and today i can cook my ass right off...

all in my unbathed skin, in my hoody, sweat pants, trashed hair style, and screwed up eye balls kinda championship way...

i am a champion..
cranky and whatnot, yes..but.... none the less...and...whatever it takes..
you know the rest of the story....(champion) :D

***tell us why you are declaring yourself as a champion today***
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    you're only champion if no one dies after eating it.
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    i'd say why but i don't have to....you knew the reason before i did :):D
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    what, nobody is a g.d. champion anymore?
    figures........
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    YAY!
    Good for you!

    chadwick wrote:
    Today for the very first time in my life I made potato salad.
    It was a success and I will add with a final statement.
    I do cook and often, I just have never made potato salad because...
    well, potato salad rules when mom's make that stuff.
    I actually learned something today.
    Next I am making homemade ice cream, burgers, dogs, schmiernoff vodka,cigars, miss green dragon puffing monster sticks...

    anybody ever make homemade ice cream with that spinning machine thingy on salted ice?

    p.s. last night i was so sick from cigars, drinks, food, that i puked
    in my bathroom sink...and today i can cook my ass right off...

    all in my unbathed skin, in my hoody, sweat pants, trashed hair style, and screwed up eye balls kinda championship way...

    i am a champion..
    cranky and whatnot, yes..but.... none the less...and...whatever it takes..
    you know the rest of the story....(champion) :D

    ***tell us why you are declaring yourself as a champion today***
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    chadwick wrote:
    Today for the very first time in my life I made potato salad.
    It was a success and I will add with a final statement.
    I do cook and often, I just have never made potato salad because...
    well, potato salad rules when mom's make that stuff.
    I actually learned something today.
    Next I am making homemade ice cream, burgers, dogs, schmiernoff vodka,cigars, miss green dragon puffing monster sticks...

    Did you mix that shit when it was still warm, so it almost gets the consistency of mashed potatoes? Add any mustard or egg?
    How I love the South's potato salad... about the only thing I do like down here in the thickets.
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Apparently my first name means champion in some language.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Hmm, there can truly only be one Champ
    the rest of you are just pretenders
    you remember that
    :)
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Sounds like a yummy meal. :)
    I have made ice cream in one of those before. It's easy but time consuming. Spin, spin, spin...:D Tastes so good when it's done.
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    HushBull wrote:
    Did you mix that shit when it was still warm, so it almost gets the consistency of mashed potatoes? Add any mustard or egg?
    How I love the South's potato salad... about the only thing I do like down here in the thickets.

    HushBull:
    I mixed in 6 hard boiled eggs and mustard squirted in.
    Salt & pepper, and some hot seasoning in a unlabeled mystery bagy.
    I added the mayo and stuff and whatnot else when it was warm, yes...
    It was a spectacular event in the fired up potato salad bowl.
    'Round here we smoke our potato salad...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    chadwick wrote:
    HushBull:
    I mixed in 6 hard boiled eggs and mustard squirted in.
    Salt & pepper, and some hot seasoning in a unlabeled mystery bagy.
    I added the mayo and stuff and whatnot else when it was warm, yes...
    It was a spectacular event in the fired up potato salad bowl.
    'Round here we smoke our potato salad...

    God Bless you and your potato salad! :)
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,783
    You go girlfriend. Oh wait. You're a boy. Holy crap. You ARE the champion of the stigmatic world!

    p.s. Did you cook in the raw, cuz that is just way hot!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    tish wrote:
    You go girlfriend. Oh wait. You're a boy. Holy crap. You ARE the champion of the stigmatic world!

    p.s. Did you cook in the raw, cuz that is just way hot!

    um.. no not this time
    however..
    in the past i have cooked, baked, broiled, boiled, sauteed, stir-fried,
    marinated, lots of marniated, bbq'ed, sizzled, smoked, canned, pickled,
    all in a speed-o and those swim flippers feet shoes..it was fun
    and way yummy..you go girlfriend..(that's badass)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • cheeseandricecheeseandrice Posts: 206
    Red skin potato salad is awesome too. Mayo, spicy mustard, egg and bacon, salt, pepper.


    Never made ice cream with the ice cream maker, but I have made snow cream. Of course, ice cream is best in the summer, but if you're bored in the winter, snow cream is the best!

    Has to be freshly fallen snow (a 10 qt pot of it). Quickly mix in sugar and vanilla and serve.

    Isn't it great trying new recipes! I love cooking, but HATE cleaning up.
    I will hold the candle until it burns up my arm. I'll keep taking punches until their will grows tired. I will stare the sun down until my eyes go blind. I won't change direction and I won't change my mind.
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