Freaking Nervous

xSmackSoundx
xSmackSoundx Posts: 479
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm going to homecoming tonight with a very attractive girl.... I'm so nervous... I'm afraid i'll make a fool of myself... any tips? and BTW i never been to a dance
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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    alright. from what i can remember youre around my age.

    i went with a smokin hot chick last year.

    1. dont try to start dancing. let her lead the way.
    2. if youre school is like mine chances are theyll be playing tons of hiphop/rap/r&b... etc. which usually is grinding music.
    3. if grinding starts, just stand there and let her do the work :p
    4. dont do or say anything stupid.
    5. stay clean
    6. be yourself
    7. lend me 40 bucks
    8. be yourself
    9. slow dancing. so easy. dont talk unless she does. dont look anywhere else other than at her. keep it slow.


    follow these steps and youll be good to go my friend.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    During the first dance, pinch her ass, and wink at her. She'll know you're in charge.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    During the first dance, pinch her ass, and wink at her. She'll know you're in charge.

    Haha.... between that and the advice you gave for a good way to meet a girl's parents, your advice rules. :D

    To add to that, make sure you move your tongue all over the inside of her mouth if you kiss her. Pretend there's delicious ice cream in the back of her throat, and go for it.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    DOSW wrote:
    Haha.... between that and the advice you gave for a good way to meet a girl's parents, your advice rules. :D

    To add to that, make sure you move your tongue all over the inside of her mouth if you kiss her. Pretend there's delicious ice cream in the back of her throat, and go for it.
    It's no wonder I was a desperately lonely person for the first 20 years of my life. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    walking around with a massive erection is not advisable....
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    cutback wrote:
    walking around with a massive erection is not advisable....

    So thats where I normally go wrong
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    pjfan31 wrote:
    So thats where I normally go wrong


    well it does depend on the girl :eek: :p:D
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    xSmackSoundx wrote:
    I'm going to homecoming tonight with a very attractive girl.... I'm so nervous... I'm afraid i'll make a fool of myself... any tips? and BTW i never been to a dance
    Just slam a few forties before and you'll be all set!
  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    Just remember that when you're slow dancing, she can feel it if you "like her".

    And don't flirt with anyone else.

    There's no reason to be nervous. Everyone else is nervous too.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    deep breaths
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    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • Left Porch
    Left Porch Posts: 846
    I gotta be honest I always just got hammered before prom's and homecoming's and things like that. Always helped me from being nervous.
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  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    Left Porch wrote:
    I gotta be honest I always just got hammered before prom's and homecoming's and things like that. Always helped me from being nervous.
    nowadays, they have breathalizer tests for every third person coming into the proms and homecomings now...
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • Left Porch
    Left Porch Posts: 846
    seanw1010 wrote:
    nowadays, they have breathalizer tests for every third person coming into the proms and homecomings now...


    No shit, that sucks. I'm only 22 and they didn't have that shit when I was in high school, and that was like 4 years ago. Bummer.
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    MSG 1+2. 2010
    Wrigley. Brooklyn 2. Hartford. 2013
    St. Louis. Denver. 2014
    Global Citizens Festival. 2015
    MSG 2. Fenway 2. Wrigley 1. 2016
    Safeco 2. Missoula. 2018
  • OffHeGoes29
    OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Tell her you are bad ass that "follows nobody's rules but your own, and you don't even follow those."

    Via Family guy
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    seanw1010 wrote:
    nowadays, they have breathalizer tests for every third person coming into the proms and homecomings now...


    i don't think barely anyone from my class would have shown up....how times have changed
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    cutback wrote:
    i don't think barely anyone from my class would have shown up....how times have changed
    you know what really sucks about my school? if you want to do any extra curricular activity(even stuff like community service) at any time, you have to sign a form saying you can be regularily drug tested. you test positive on anything, you are automatically suspended for a minimum of 2 weeks, and are not allowed back into school till you pass. i mean c'mon, its high school! people are gonna experiment.
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    seanw1010 wrote:
    you know what really sucks about my school? if you want to do any extra curricular activity(even stuff like community service) at any time, you have to sign a form saying you can be regularily drug tested. you test positive on anything, you are automatically suspended for a minimum of 2 weeks, and are not allowed back into school till you pass. i mean c'mon, its high school! people are gonna experiment.


    jesus can we be a more uptight country :rolleyeys: ?
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    cutback wrote:
    jesus can we be a more uptight country :rolleyeys: ?
    its pretty pathetic really...
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • Left Porch
    Left Porch Posts: 846
    seanw1010 wrote:
    you know what really sucks about my school? if you want to do any extra curricular activity(even stuff like community service) at any time, you have to sign a form saying you can be regularily drug tested. you test positive on anything, you are automatically suspended for a minimum of 2 weeks, and are not allowed back into school till you pass. i mean c'mon, its high school! people are gonna experiment.

    Sounds like a good way to get people to NOT do extra-curricular activities.
    Uniondale. 2003
    MSG 1+2. 2010
    Wrigley. Brooklyn 2. Hartford. 2013
    St. Louis. Denver. 2014
    Global Citizens Festival. 2015
    MSG 2. Fenway 2. Wrigley 1. 2016
    Safeco 2. Missoula. 2018
  • xSmackSoundx
    xSmackSoundx Posts: 479
    Well I guess I'll follow up on how it went... me and my friends picked her up and I went in and got pictures... that was prolly the most awkward part... then in the car she told me shes pretty sick and she looked pretty sick. then we got to homecoming and everything was going decent, we were talking... then we started to slow dance and grind that was pretty sexy lol... it wasn't nearly as forced or awkward as I imagined it... I tried not to pop one... but the little motherfucker peeked out a little but it was no big deal. after a while she got hot and wanted to go get drinks so we did... then a few other guys asked her to dance and I said I was fine with it... then we danced a little more... then she said she was getting pretty sick so we went to sit down... then it was over... so it went okay... it would have been better if she wasn't sick though...

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