Perez Hilton
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OK, I'll admit it: I've got a problem. I can't help it. I'm a junkie for celebrity gossip. I know, I know, I know; that stuff is bad for you. It's the news equivalent of smoking a Twinkie. Still, I just can't get enough. I go to TMZ and Perez Hilton a couple times a day. I'm so ashamed.
If you're like me, and believe me, I hope you're not, you've probably cruised these sites looking for gossip. Yeah, we suck. But still, even though I know all these sites are garbage, Perez Hilton really offends me. The guy is just horrible.
I've never seen a less attractive person comment so cruelly on the appearances of others. Uh, Perez, have you looked in the mirror lately? From your pear-shaped body to your Technocolor hair to your 13-year-old geek acne, you really have no room to stand when it comes to ugliness. Toss in your cattiness, and you've got the trifecta of unattractive: You're overweight, have a terrible complexion, and a mean spirit.
Great, now I'm ripping someone more famous than me for that person's physical and personality deficiencies. See what you made me do, guy who calls himself "Perez Hilton"?
Despite my addiction, I still believe there is hope for me. The first step in recovery is admitting a problem. I'm ready to take that first step. The next step is in the opposite direction of Perez Hilton's site.
Mr. Lavandeira (Perez's real name) was obviously the unpopular, fat, effeminate kid everybody picked on while he was growing up. Fine, but go to a therapist instead of spewing vitriol at more talented people, Mr. Lavandeira. Even your pseudonym smacks of star fucking.
OK, I feel like a huge loser, but I'm just sick of this guy. Anyone else?
If you're like me, and believe me, I hope you're not, you've probably cruised these sites looking for gossip. Yeah, we suck. But still, even though I know all these sites are garbage, Perez Hilton really offends me. The guy is just horrible.
I've never seen a less attractive person comment so cruelly on the appearances of others. Uh, Perez, have you looked in the mirror lately? From your pear-shaped body to your Technocolor hair to your 13-year-old geek acne, you really have no room to stand when it comes to ugliness. Toss in your cattiness, and you've got the trifecta of unattractive: You're overweight, have a terrible complexion, and a mean spirit.
Great, now I'm ripping someone more famous than me for that person's physical and personality deficiencies. See what you made me do, guy who calls himself "Perez Hilton"?
Despite my addiction, I still believe there is hope for me. The first step in recovery is admitting a problem. I'm ready to take that first step. The next step is in the opposite direction of Perez Hilton's site.
Mr. Lavandeira (Perez's real name) was obviously the unpopular, fat, effeminate kid everybody picked on while he was growing up. Fine, but go to a therapist instead of spewing vitriol at more talented people, Mr. Lavandeira. Even your pseudonym smacks of star fucking.
OK, I feel like a huge loser, but I'm just sick of this guy. Anyone else?
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*hangs head in shame, while raising hand*
I have stopped myself from making this same post before!
TMZ and Perez Hilton are my vices, too. I don't even call them guilty pleasures...because I really get no pleasure from it. I just feel like I have to go there. It's become a compulsion!
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Tellya something else that bothers me about Perez: Why does he feel the need to try to "out" closeted homosexuals? I'm not gay, so I don't understand what goes in to "coming out," but I imagine it's a personal choice, not something you would want speculated on on a gossip site. I would love to see one of the celebrities he tries to out -- whether they're gay or straight -- just walk up to him and hit him in the face.
I completely agree with you on that. It's so inappropriate.
thats all im sayin..
im a feign.. i check this more than any other site.
plus he's really funny.. well i think so anyway