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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom but don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them "Do you want fries with that?"
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' ForMarijuana'
6. Skip down the street rather than walk, see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To go'.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When your money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
13. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting rooms are.
2. Page yourself over the intercom but don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them "Do you want fries with that?"
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' ForMarijuana'
6. Skip down the street rather than walk, see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To go'.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When your money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
13. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting rooms are.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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