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If you know who Ainsley Harriott is, this is funny

Fender_ManFender_Man Posts: 408
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Apparently this product was sold in supermarkets in the UK and Ireland for several weeks before somebody noticed the problem with the label!

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg105/stevecfc/Ainslie.jpg
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    HAHAHA! Awww. Poor Ainsley. It's a good job he wasn't selling balck pudding as well.
  • Fender_ManFender_Man Posts: 408
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It's a good job he wasn't selling balck pudding as well.

    That would have been too much to take!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh! :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I don't know who he is but - that was great!

    (I am assuming he is a bit of an ass??)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    He's a TV chef with a very camp and bouncy personality - pretty nice guy but very embarrassing.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Funny :)
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    HAHAHA! Awww. Poor Ainsley. It's a good job he wasn't selling balck pudding as well.
    :D:D:D oh that's funny.

    poor Ainsley indeed. Prick with a fork... it's perfect.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I don't know who he is but - that was great!

    (I am assuming he is a bit of an ass??)

    He's a total fucking twat. I was always the man who stuck up for Jeremy Beadle, saying, "No, no, Ainsley Harriott is a total fucking annoying twat on TV, get some perspective."
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Now, Craig Charles. He's such a complete fucking twat on TV, that people don't call each other complete fucking twats anymore. They call each other Craig Charleses.


    Now. Back to the prick with the fork.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    HAHAHA! Awww. Poor Ainsley. It's a good job he wasn't selling balck pudding as well.

    ohhh thats good :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    He's a total fucking twat. I was always the man who stuck up for Jeremy Beadle, saying, "No, no, Ainsley Harriott is a total fucking annoying twat on TV, get some perspective."
    Ohhh Ainsley isn't that bad. Sure, he's annoying as fuck but he's at least really nice :D Beadle was obviously nice given his massive charity work but he always came across as a tosser on TV, rest his soul.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ohhh Ainsley isn't that bad. Sure, he's annoying as fuck but he's at least really nice :D Beadle was obviously nice given his massive charity work but he always came across as a tosser on TV, rest his soul.

    YEAH! There's nothing wrong with Ainsley!
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ohhh Ainsley isn't that bad. Sure, he's annoying as fuck but he's at least really nice :D Beadle was obviously nice given his massive charity work but he always came across as a tosser on TV, rest his soul.


    Yes, but he was a Beadle-ish tosser, and in on the act with it. Jacket and jeans, cheesy grin and a bit of bling, while creeping around people's dustbins saying "It's meeeeeee" while you waited for a glimpse of his hand. He was Gollum with a beard. And he summed up the stupidity of Thatcher's Britain. I think people got him muddled up with Noel Edmonds half the time. Noel Edmonds is the Phil Collins of British broadcasting.

    Ainsley Harriott to me sums up the BBC's need to find someone twee and personable for a late daytime slot, a nation's favourite, some moonfaced token yasserbosser. They should get one of the Black Panthers to do the show. Did you know Bobby Seale of the Chicago Seven had his own cookery show on cable TV for years? "Motherfuckers, this is how to make a molotov cocktail soup, man. Stokely Carmichael showed me how tah make diss when we wuzz hijackin' Attica back in seventy-somethin', or wuzz dat when we wuzz bustin' Timothy Leary's ass outa somewhere or uddah. Anyway, man, try this wid a bong hit. John Sinclair swears by the fuckin' stuff, dude. Turn up tah gas mark 50 an' kick out dah jams to dah MCS, muddafuggers ..."

    :D
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Yes, but he was a Beadle-ish tosser, and in on the act with it. Jacket and jeans, cheesy grin and a bit of bling, while creeping around people's dustbins saying "It's meeeeeee" while you waited for a glimpse of his hand. He was Gollum with a beard. And he summed up the stupidity of Thatcher's Britain. I think people got him muddled up with Noel Edmonds half the time. Noel Edmonds is the Phil Collins of British broadcasting.

    Ainsley Harriott to me sums up the BBC's need to find someone twee and personable for a late daytime slot, a nation's favourite, some moonfaced token yasserbosser. They should get one of the Black Panthers to do the show. Did you know Bobby Seale of the Chicago Seven had his own cookery show on cable TV for years? "Motherfuckers, this is how to make a molotov cocktail soup, man. Stokely Carmichael showed me how tah make diss when we wuzz hijackin' Attica back in seventy-somethin', or wuzz dat when we wuzz bustin' Timothy Leary's ass outa somewhere or uddah. Anyway, man, try this wid a bong hit. John Sinclair swears by the fuckin' stuff, dude. Turn up tah gas mark 50 an' kick out dah jams to dah MCS, muddafuggers ..."

    :D

    Wow! You're reading too much into that! :D:) He's just a nice guy with basic cooking skills and charisma who can also follow orders by the producers while talking to the guests. :)
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Wow! You're reading too much into that! :D:) He's just a nice guy with basic cooking skills and charisma who can also follow orders by the producers while talking to the guests. :)


    Haha, I'm just ranting. It's good to vent about things that mean sod all to you, occasionally. It's good therapy. :D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Did you know Bobby Seale of the Chicago Seven had his own cookery show on cable TV for years? "Motherfuckers, this is how to make a molotov cocktail soup, man. Stokely Carmichael showed me how tah make diss when we wuzz hijackin' Attica back in seventy-somethin', or wuzz dat when we wuzz bustin' Timothy Leary's ass outa somewhere or uddah. Anyway, man, try this wid a bong hit. John Sinclair swears by the fuckin' stuff, dude. Turn up tah gas mark 50 an' kick out dah jams to dah MCS, muddafuggers ..."

    :D
    This is, hands down, my favourite post EVER on this messageboard :D in THREE years Richard, THREE YEARS you have posted my favourite.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Haha, I'm just ranting. It's good to vent about things that mean sod all to you, occasionally. It's good therapy. :D

    I'll remember that. Thanks. :o:D :cool:
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