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AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I just want to take a moment to say that Dunkmans new signature is quite possibly one of the funniest i have ever seen. Fooking awesome.

'Firefighters have a slidey pole. All firefighters have this!! England, China, Venezuela, Afghanistan. They all have a slidey pole! To get them from the first floor to the ground floor. I just thought why not have a room on the ground floor? Right next to the fire engine?'.

carry on peoples.

that is all...
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Meh. I'm sure he's had funnier. :)
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    hehe he may have, that one just really tickled me. :)
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    And, as with all of Dunks fine signatures, (and my current one come to think of it :p) You can thank this man
    http://www.geoffparfitt.supanet.com/new.gif.jpg
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    And, as with all of Dunks fine signatures, (and my current one come to think of it :p) You can thank this man
    http://www.geoffparfitt.supanet.com/new.gif.jpg

    Man ??

    :eek:
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I suppose if they made fire dept's much larger in sq footage on one floor, this would be possible. Then you have the issue of moving horizontally v.s. vertically about the same overall distance anyways.

    Sliding with the assistance of gravity has proven to be faster than walkingthe approx same distance.

    That about sums it I believe...

    time for a new sig...hehe
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    And, as with all of Dunks fine signatures, (and my current one come to think of it :p) You can thank this man
    http://www.geoffparfitt.supanet.com/new.gif.jpg

    we sure can :)

    this thread will get locked anyway.

    but i really need some quotes from people on here for a sig.. :(
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I suppose if they made fire dept's much larger in sq footage on one floor, this would be possible. Then you have the issue of moving horizontally v.s. vertically about the same overall distance anyways.

    Sliding with the assistance of gravity has proven to be faster than walkingthe approx same distance.


    i'll disagree with that and i'll offer some scientific evidence of my own..

    1. the room where the firefighters lounge around should be right next to the fire engine.. not at the furthest corner of a much larger building. i mean they shouldnt have to run past the cafeteria, lockers, gym, firemasters office, etc etc before they get to the truck.. just have it open plan and the guys sitting 10 feet away from it?

    2. firefighters wont walk the same distance.. they run.. and running is faster than walking.. also 8 firefighters could all run at the same time to the truck... whereas there would be only one guy getting onto the slippy pole at one time, and 7 guys all standing at the wee hole itching to get down.

    3. this post is so boring that as punishment i'm going to set fire to my eyes.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    i'll disagree with that and i'll offer some scientific evidence of my own..

    1. the room where the firefighters lounge around should be right next to the fire engine.. not at the furthest corner of a much larger building. i mean they shouldnt have to run past the cafeteria, lockers, gym, firemasters office, etc etc before they get to the truck.. just have it open plan and the guys sitting 10 feet away from it?

    2. firefighters wont walk the same distance.. they run.. and running is faster than walking.. also 8 firefighters could all run at the same time to the truck... whereas there would be only one guy getting onto the slippy pole at one time, and 7 guys all standing at the wee hole itching to get down.

    3. this post is so boring that as punishment i'm going to set fire to my eyes.

    I would like to see a human being capable of running run at 9.8 meters per second per second (acceleration of gravity)

    I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that some firemen somewhere in the world have actually sat down and thought about all this already, in between sitting around staring at the ceiling all day :D:D:D
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Yeh it is funny. I like
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    just in case I've already ruined it...hehe

    I'd like to see it be this put into words somehow...

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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I would like to see a human being capable of running run at 9.8 meters per second per second (acceleration of gravity)

    but if they are on the ground level and all men are 10-20 feet away from the firetruck then they will get there before the men upstairs who are also 10-20feet away from the shiny pole.. and they still have to form an orderly line to get down the pole... you're point is valid if all 8 firefighters sat around the big pole in a puma like state of readiness... but they dont.. they play pool and watch tv...

    oh p.s.
    http://www.chicagoaa.com/features/Speedplay402.html ;):D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • duggroduggro Posts: 1,343
    i got to play in a fire station in new zealand and was gutted to see they didnt have a pole. they said most stations in the city didnt have one:(
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    duggro wrote:
    i got to play in a fire station in new zealand and was gutted to see they didnt have a pole. they said most stations in the city didnt have one:(

    thats cos them boys are fast runners... either that or are really smart and have built their station to have men near the truck anyway.


    the point of this is that we shouldn't deconstruct a comedian's comments or they all become futile jokes..

    Steven Wright:-
    "they say its a small world... but i woudnt like to paint it"

    see.. its funny, witty, etc... but then someone will come in here and say "well its not actually a small world it would take you 4.18 years to walk it at an average speed of 3.23 mph.."

    its a joke
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    but if they are on the ground level and all men are 10-20 feet away from the firetruck then they will get there before the men upstairs who are also 10-20feet away from the shiny pole.. and they still have to form an orderly line to get down the pole... you're point is valid if all 8 firefighters sat around the big pole in a puma like state of readiness... but they dont.. they play pool and watch tv...

    oh p.s.
    http://www.chicagoaa.com/features/Speedplay402.html ;):D


    The fastest olympic sprinter can do 100m in about 10 seconds. At the acceleration of gravity, one would cover approx five times that distance in comparison.

    Then they still have to get suited up, so maybe a few seconds, if any, they could actually save reaching the truck it is not rally a significant consideration. If anything any appreciable time saved would be found gearing up, rather than actually reaching the truck imo. Highly repetitive processes are usually a certain way for a reason is my understanding.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    The fastest olympic sprinter can do 100m in about 10 seconds. At the acceleration of gravity, one would cover approx five times that distance in comparison.

    Then they still have to get suited up, so maybe a few seconds, if any, they could actually save reaching the truck it is not rally a significant consideration. If anything any appreciable time saved would be found gearing up, rather than actually reaching the truck imo. Highly repetitive processes are usually a certain way for a reason is my understanding.


    write to:-

    Eddie Izzard
    148 Old Compton Street
    London
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    write to:-

    Eddie Izzard
    148 Old Compton Street
    London


    Funny you should mention...he just emailed me last week explaining it all..

    hehe
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    thats cos them boys are fast runners... either that or are really smart and have built their station to have men near the truck anyway.


    the point of this is that we shouldn't deconstruct a comedian's comments or they all become futile jokes..

    Steven Wright:-
    "they say its a small world... but i woudnt like to paint it"

    see.. its funny, witty, etc... but then someone will come in here and say "well its not actually a small world it would take you 4.18 years to walk it at an average speed of 3.23 mph.."

    its a joke

    Yes but he's ruined your sig. now which has only added a new dimention of comedy to it. You have to look at humour from all angles. :D;)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Yes but he's ruined your sig. now which has only added a new dimention of comedy to it. You have to look at humour from all angles. :D;)

    Yeah, Dunk comes at it from the Christmas cracker joke angle. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah, Dunk comes at it from the Christmas cracker joke angle. :D

    :eek: That was REALLY funny! ;)
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    According to Metafilter... Oooooo...hehe

    Q: Why bother with the fire pole? Why do firefighters slide down a pole? Wouldn't it be easier to just have them wait on the same floor as the fire trucks? Also, if the pole is so great, why don't they have them in Police stations? As undoubtedly cool as the pole is, does it really save that much time?


    A: The difference is you don't need living/sleeping/cooking quarters for the police. Because fire stations have to be strategically/centrally located in the community, It makes more sense, especially in densely populated areas, to stack the living quarters on top of the garages. In most cities, real estate is limited and expensive. Most fire stations don't really have room for anything other than the garage on the first floor.

    Solution: burn down a few houses to make more room.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah, Dunk comes at it from the Christmas cracker joke angle. :D


    at least i come ;)


    oops.. from an angle
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    oops.. from a different angle please

    is THAT what she said? ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    is THAT what she said? ;)

    no... you edited my quote.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    no... you edited my quote.

    I fine-tuned it. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    i am a moron and i eat moronflakes for breakfast and my job involves me making "i am a moron" sweatshirts.


    oh i see :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i see :)

    hahaha.. touche.

    And that just says 'toosh' because I can't find the accent for the 'e'.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i see :)

    There's a thread floating around somewhere for this. I think it may have been Mookies.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    firefighters and their poles...sliding....with a sense of urgency

    Am I reading into this, or is it already there?

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    There's a thread floating around somewhere for this. I think it may have been Mookies.

    Miquote the person above you... That was awesome. Where is it?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Miquote the person above you... That was awesome. Where is it?

    It was a good excuse to be rude to (ah hem) a certain person on here.
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