Hello ladies.... And a guy...
Snake
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... Says the waitress as she comes up to our table. I am eating somewhere with my mother. The waitress walks up from behind me to our table and mistakes me for a girl... Until she sees my face...
The perks of being a guy with long hair.
The perks of being a guy with long hair.
Pirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
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Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
A lot of guys who don't know me well think I'm gay too which is hilarious because no girl has ever said that and one (who was absolutely stunning) actually said to some guy who suggested it, "there is no way in hell he's gay. I would bet £1000000 that he's straight" Which is cool y'know. So long as the woman know I'm fine with it
Ah.. preconceptions based on image. Aren't they fun?
Took a while to live that down.
Yea it was funny, the girl seemed embarrassed, probably for me, I thought it was funny, just laughed and said 'na its ok'. Though I think she thought I was insulted later because when she would ask how the food was I didnt really respond, (my mother did) I was just wrapped up in the activity of eating my food, so I never say anyhting
"Its a secret to everybody."
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Don't take this the wrong way, but shit I always thought you were a female...but now I know..
Anyway, damn hippies ...
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Well, at least you know you're not the first.
(And my hair got cut the following summer. )