Hello ladies.... And a guy...

Snake
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... Says the waitress as she comes up to our table. I am eating somewhere with my mother. The waitress walks up from behind me to our table and mistakes me for a girl... Until she sees my face...
The perks of being a guy with long hair.
The perks of being a guy with long hair.

Pirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
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if you think being mistaken for a chick is cool, then good for you!I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
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Happens to me ALL the time. I love watching the embarrassment on people's faces when it registers. I never feel insulted to it's just funny for me to watch them squirm
Happened today actually and my hair is 6 inches shorter than it was a couple of weeks ago. Still shoulder length though.
A lot of guys who don't know me well think I'm gay too which is hilarious because no girl has ever said that and one (who was absolutely stunning) actually said to some guy who suggested it, "there is no way in hell he's gay. I would bet £1000000 that he's straight" Which is cool y'know. So long as the woman know I'm fine with it
Ah.. preconceptions based on image. Aren't they fun?"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0 -
I've got that before. I was in HMV with a girl friend of mine, looking at music DVDs, and some guy came along, kind of pushed past us, saying "Excuse me, ladies."
Took a while to live that down.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Drop The Leash 10 wrote:if you think being mistaken for a chick is cool, then good for you!
Yea it was funny, the girl seemed embarrassed, probably for me, I thought it was funny, just laughed and said 'na its ok'. Though I think she thought I was insulted later because when she would ask how the food was I didnt really respond, (my mother did) I was just wrapped up in the activity of eating my food, so I never say anyhtingPirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."0 -
I've been mistaken for a chic before but that's because I squat to peeMy drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:I've got that before. I was in HMV with a girl friend of mine, looking at music DVDs, and some guy came along, kind of pushed past us, saying "Excuse me, ladies."
Took a while to live that down.
Don't take this the wrong way, but shit I always thought you were a female...but now I know..
Anyway, damn hippies...
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'0 -
The Champ wrote:Don't take this the wrong way, but shit I always thought you were a female...but now I know..
Anyway, damn hippies...
Well, at least you know you're not the first.
(And my hair got cut the following summer.)
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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