Death

genie

dunkman wrote:

it wont have to even be a big wave... it could just be an ant stepping into a puddle... whooosh old granny on her plastic hips rolling around the ground dying.


thats how i want to go.. drowned by a tsunanti... oh that was a poor pun.


death by chocolate... thats a good one... Mars Bar into the temple really fucking hard.

for a minute i thought you were talking about poisonous mars bar.......but then i read on and :eek:

Collin

genie wrote:

your advice is taken on board

All you have to do is take long strolls by the sea. Watch out for the gulls, though, they'll eat anything.

edit: what's out?

dunkman

stat no.1124234 from http://www.dunkstats.com (its a real site!!!) is:-


100% of all people die... except Highlander.. cos he's actually just a made up character.

genie

Collin wrote:

All you have to do is take long strolls by the sea. What's out for the gulls, though, they'll eat anything.

:eek: now being eaten by gulls is not my cup of tea.

Heineken Helen

genie wrote:

I know that life is called a bitch, but what is death then?

i want my death to be instant, one of the best ways to die is to be crushed by a wave...cause it sounds romantic

i hope i don't get to the old age.....*fingers crossed* so that something will happen to me before i grow old

I don't think any kinda death is really romantic

Although I'd like to freeze to death in the antarctic... apparently you go numb and it doesn't hurt and you have lovely hallucinations

Anything but fire

MattCameronKicksButt

Ms. Haiku wrote:

I'm scared of death. I didn't think I was and then I was confronted with my mortality. I realized then I was scared of dying. It's the jump that's scary, once I'm dead I don't think it will really matter

Me too! I wasn't until I had a child.

genie

anyway i'm sorry to everyone for making such a thread, but it's either this or i call one of my friends and tell them how i think my life sucks. and i don't want to do that....i've done it before.....i don't want to such thing again.

it's best if they see me when i'm always happy.

genie

Heineken Helen wrote:

I don't think any kinda death is really romantic

Although I'd like to freeze to death in the antarctic... apparently you go numb and it doesn't hurt and you have lovely hallucinations

Anything but fire

really??!! i didn't know this.oh no Helen, why have you told me this!!

especially when i love hallucinations. ok, so i give myself like 40 more years and then i book a flight to antarctic.

Heineken Helen

genie wrote:

anyway i'm sorry to everyone for making such a thread, but it's either this or i call one of my friends and tell them how i think my life sucks. and i don't want to do that....i've done it before.....i don't want to such thing again.

it's best if they see me when i'm always happy.

why? don't be silly, if you're feeling like this it's good to talk about it. If you found out one of your friends committed suicide or something cos they didn't want to bother ya... how would you feel? :eek:

This is a good place to talk about it though.

Things WILL get better though... and when they do you'll wonder what all the fuss was about

dunkman

i cant understand why anyone would want to die?

life's awesome.

my wife is giving me sex tonight.


see!

Heineken Helen

genie wrote:

really??!! i didn't know this.oh no Helen, why have you told me this!!

especially when i love hallucinations. ok, so i give myself like 40 more years and then i book a flight to antarctic.

see ya there.

Collin

dunkman wrote:

i cant understand why anyone would want to die?

life's awesome.

my wife is giving me sex tonight.


see!

Exactly, life is wonderful, his wife is giving me sex tonight.

redrock

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

I wasn't until I had a child.

Then it is the worry of leaving your child behind when he/she is still young - how she/he will cope without mummy.

genie

Heineken Helen wrote:

why? don't be silly, if you're feeling like this it's good to talk about it. If you found out one of your friends committed suicide or something cos they didn't want to bother ya... how would you feel? :eek:

This is a good place to talk about it though.

Things WILL get better though... and when they do you'll wonder what all the fuss was about

well, yes i would've have liked to have a chance to talk someone out of commiting suicide.

i hope things'll get better but i also think i should change my nickname to morbid genie

genie

Collin wrote:

Exactly, life is wonderful, his wife is giving me sex tonight.

too bad i'm not into women....otherwise i would've said the same

redrock

genie wrote:

i hope things'll get better but i also think i should change my nickname to morbid genie

Death doesn't have to be a morbid subject. It is because of how we see it in our society.

dunkman

Collin wrote:

Exactly, life is wonderful, his wife is giving me sex tonight.

sex is Scots Gaelic for "rancid dead nuns"

enjoy

dunkman

redrock wrote:

Death doesn't have to be a morbid subject. It is because of how we see it in our society.

nobody really celebrates death so it is morbid by definition... people celebrate a persons life after death but death itself is morbid... no-one celebrates a death... well except maybe Mark Chapmans when it comes..

genie

ok, i'm off.......

















to kill myself.......




























nah just kidding

xscorcho

there are a lot of people who don't know what career they want .. and there are a lot of people working in a career that they hate and will never leave.. i give you props for quitting to find something you'll enjoy.... hopefully you'll find what you're looking for.