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proper way to introduce yourself to girlfriends mother??

Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
yeah, help??
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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  • IgivesuchgoodparadymIgivesuchgoodparadym Posts: 924
    Hi. Do you mind if I return your daughter in the morning? :)
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  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    A punch in the face usually does the trick.

    Really, the standard would be, "Hi, Mrs. _________, I'm __________ and it's a pleasure to finally meet you."
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    "Um... hi. You don't know me, but I left my underwear upstairs. Mind if I go grab them?"
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    i hate you all.



    except stone is god. thanks man. just a little nervous.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    just say


    "wow !! know i know where she gets her looks from" !!!!!


    then look her up and down with a look of lust in your eyes, and wink at her and give her butt a little pat.
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hi there, i'm Colby.. how do you feel about becoming a granny?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    Are you walking up to her in a crowd or something? Usually someone introduces you to her. All you have to say is "Hi. Very nice to meet you. Won't you have a cigarette?"

    OK, maybe that is a bit dated.
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  • mnicole22mnicole22 Posts: 417
    My advice: Just be respectful and don't try TOO hard. It's really cliche, but just be yourself.
    AKA Cinnamon Girl :(

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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Don't forget the

    I didn't know that _____ had a sister. You couldn't possibly be _______ mother.
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  • IgivesuchgoodparadymIgivesuchgoodparadym Posts: 924
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    i hate you all.



    except stone is god. thanks man. just a little nervous.

    You think your nervous now? Imagine at 2 in the morning after 8 beers and 5 nips scrambling to put the Trojan on in the backseat of your car. She has a curfew, you mushroom!
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Aw, c'mon guy. Girls dig guys with a good sense of humour. Even if the girl is your girlfriend's mom.

    "Hey, bet you didn't know your daughter wasn't a virgin anymore." Then you smile like this: http://www.corysmithonline.com/XIWA/DDP/DDP_2.jpg until she accepts you as the son she never had.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • IgivesuchgoodparadymIgivesuchgoodparadym Posts: 924
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Aw, c'mon guy. Girls dig guys with a good sense of humour. Even if the girl is your girlfriend's mom.

    "Hey, bet you didn't know your daughter wasn't a virgin anymore." Then you smile like this: http://www.corysmithonline.com/XIWA/DDP/DDP_2.jpg until she accepts you as the son she never had.


    what was DDP's cliche or catchphrase?
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:
    what was DDP's cliche or catchphrase?
    Get ready to feel the bang? :p So much innuendo potential.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • dirtdirt Posts: 398
    Like someone already said, don't try too hard. Be confident, matter-of-fact and make eye contact.
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Aw, c'mon guy. Girls dig guys with a good sense of humour. Even if the girl is your girlfriend's mom.

    "Hey, bet you didn't know your daughter wasn't a virgin anymore." Then you smile like this: http://www.corysmithonline.com/XIWA/DDP/DDP_2.jpg until she accepts you as the son she never had.

    :D
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • IgivesuchgoodparadymIgivesuchgoodparadym Posts: 924
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Get ready to feel the bang? :p So much innuendo potential.


    That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.
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  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:
    You think your nervous now? Imagine at 2 in the morning after 8 beers and 5 nips scrambling to put the Trojan on in the backseat of your car. She has a curfew, you mushroom!

    That's fucking awesome. Ahhh, to be 16-18 again. If I did that now I'd be passed out on the couch.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    i hate you all.

    Hahaha, I laughed at that. You should expect that by now. :p

    Be polite I suppose. It's incredibly awkward when you have to spend a good portion of the day alone with her after only having seeing her a few times in your life (:eek: :p:D)If her daughter likes you, chances are she will like you too. She'll probably be protective but when she trusts you and starts to like you, you won't find many nicer woman in the world :)
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I saw some one suggested eye contact - don't over do that tho!!

    that is freakin pervie.

    Just smile pleasantly, and be polite.













    and try not to fondle yourself too much.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,299
    Say
    "Uh, I don't know exactly know how to say it, but I think it's called Menage A Trois..."


    Then wink at her!
  • pearljamgirl07pearljamgirl07 Posts: 792
    mnicole22 wrote:
    My advice: Just be respectful and don't try TOO hard. It's really cliche, but just be yourself.
    exactly:)
    "You're the eve of my destruction in the garden of fears"
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    sorry I'm late, I had to pick up my Viagra prescription on the way over....traffic was killer.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • IgivesuchgoodparadymIgivesuchgoodparadym Posts: 924
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    sorry I'm late, I had to pick up my Viagra prescription on the way over....traffic was killer.


    Sounds like you and the OP are going on a double date! ;)
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:
    Sounds like you and the OP are going on a double date! ;)


    hell yeah...I get the mom...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,371
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Aw, c'mon guy. Girls dig guys with a good sense of humour. Even if the girl is your girlfriend's mom.

    "Hey, bet you didn't know your daughter wasn't a virgin anymore." Then you smile like this: http://www.corysmithonline.com/XIWA/DDP/DDP_2.jpg until she accepts you as the son she never had.
    Or how about "Hi I'm the one f'n your daughter , Very pleased to meet you."

    Seriously though, just be yourself , whatever your girlfriend sees in you Mom can too.
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    her mom is freakin awesome.

    she loves football.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    her mom is freakin awesome.

    she loves football.

    haha.. glad it went well..
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,371
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I saw some one suggested eye contact - don't over do that tho!!

    that is freakin pervie.

    Just smile pleasantly, and be polite.













    and try not to fondle yourself too much.
    and too much would be??????
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    seeing as how my mother in law despises me to the point where she skipped her grandsons 1st birthday party, i think I'll keep my advie to me-self
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    "Um... hi. You don't know me, but I left my underwear upstairs. Mind if I go grab them?"

    c'mon...you don't think this is funny??? ;) j/k

    Be yourself, smile and be the polite guy your parents brought you up to be.
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