I'm a good catholic girl, for God's sake I teach catechism, but i still wear skirts and im telling you, no one in my parish is hot or under 40 or without children. It's a mostly Italian church in an Italian town, fantastic but where the hell are the guys!
shut the fuck up donny
u are who who u are
i used to treat you like a lady
now you're my substitute teacher
Yes. you are a bad catholic...or in other words, "a catholic"
I can say that - since I was tortured (unpleasantly I might add) by Sister Bernadette through catechism. . .until I learned how to fake a bad stomach ache and hide in the ravine. and THAT is where I met the other bad catholics...funny thing is, they were all boys.
so, this girl - she your age?
does she wear tights?? (if the answer is yes - then GO FOR IT DTL10...that is a special breed )
what?? you think it's easy being loose with tights on??? it takes talent SON!
like unhooking a bra with your "wrong" hand...talent, son...TALENT.
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Yes. you are a bad catholic...or in other words, "a catholic"
I can say that - since I was tortured (unpleasantly I might add) by Sister Bernadette through catechism. . .until I learned how to fake a bad stomach ache and hide in the ravine. and THAT is where I met the other bad catholics...funny thing is, they were all boys. ; )
so, this girl - she your age?
does she wear tights?? (if the answer is yes - then GO FOR IT DTL10...that is a special breed )
what?? you think it's easy being loose with tights on??? it takes talent SON!
like unhooking a bra with your "wrong" hand...talent, son...TALENT.
I don't understand how people make friends at church. I've done some charity work at our church and no one speaks to me when I go there. When we stayed after mass for fattening donuts, everyone stays with their family. No one reaches out. I normally would say hi, but they don't even look up! One time a lady talked to me during the mass b/c she could see I was having back pain and she said she felt badly for me.
congratulations to the original poster and if you two get engaged, at least you won't have problems finding a church for the ceremony and there won't be religion differences
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yea last night. she said she wanted to hang this friday. :cool:
this place should have a pimp smily.
make sure to use protection.
damn son, i went to church on sunday- no dice. how'd u manage that at CHURCH of all places? Whenever I go, it's all old folks...........
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my bad, i guess i'm showing my age with the 867-5309 reference...
Either that, or the "Xavier McDaniel" gloss. The X-Man cometh!
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He's a catholic. and one concerned with being a good one. and 15 years old.
I think those two crimes would probably cause excommunication
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yea last night. she said she wanted to hang this friday. :cool:
this place should have a pimp smily.
YAY!!! Awesome, congrats!! You must've really made an impression on her in CCD! Maybe you two kids could sneak into the sacristy and talk over a bottle of sacramental wine!
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OK i might rethink friday. she's hot and all but this morning i had 14 missed calls from her from 1 am to 4 am. WTF! :eek: i can understand 1 or 2, but four fuckin teen!!!!
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
OK i might rethink friday. she's hot and all but this morning i had 14 missed calls from her from 1 am to 4 am. WTF! :eek: i can understand 1 or 2, but four fuckin teen!!!!
Amen to the booty call!! WTF didn't you answer?!? And don't try and give me that I was asleep bullshit! I'm not buying it!!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
OK i might rethink friday. she's hot and all but this morning i had 14 missed calls from her from 1 am to 4 am. WTF! :eek: i can understand 1 or 2, but four fuckin teen!!!!
OK i might rethink friday. she's hot and all but this morning i had 14 missed calls from her from 1 am to 4 am. WTF! :eek: i can understand 1 or 2, but four fuckin teen!!!!
and you didn't answer?...if she called you 14 times between 1-4 am she must hev been really drunk!
OK i might rethink friday. she's hot and all but this morning i had 14 missed calls from her from 1 am to 4 am. WTF! :eek: i can understand 1 or 2, but four fuckin teen!!!!
Ordinarily I'd be like "dude you don't need the hassle" but like, I'm drunk so...
tap that and then tell her to quit calling you.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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That's awesome!!! I think your alright, just don't start crashing funeral's.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KAwZ1em0x6c&feature=related
So perhaps propose now and you could be in Vegas by Friday doing bad things to each other.
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u are who who u are
i used to treat you like a lady
now you're my substitute teacher
I can say that - since I was tortured (unpleasantly I might add) by Sister Bernadette through catechism. . .until I learned how to fake a bad stomach ache and hide in the ravine.
so, this girl - she your age?
does she wear tights?? (if the answer is yes - then GO FOR IT DTL10...that is a special breed
what?? you think it's easy being loose with tights on??? it takes talent SON!
like unhooking a bra with your "wrong" hand...talent, son...TALENT.
you are good people.....:D
If this is troof, I should totally rethink my opinion of church.
congratulations to the original poster and if you two get engaged, at least you won't have problems finding a church for the ceremony and there won't be religion differences
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10/10 - Brad in B'more
nah, but don't expect anything from that goody-goody
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Did you call her yet?? Or you waiting the industry-standard time period of 3 days??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-djEBfJXyjw
This is what's going to happen to you Jr. if you keep trying to become Chuck Woolery during Jesus school
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
this place should have a pimp smily.
Once I get out of this town
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Really?? This is what I think of:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAsWLTxEqmA
and im feelin' ya on that pimp smiley.....
pimpin' aint easy!
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make sure to use protection.
damn son, i went to church on sunday- no dice. how'd u manage that at CHURCH of all places? Whenever I go, it's all old folks...........
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Either that, or the "Xavier McDaniel" gloss. The X-Man cometh!
I think those two crimes would probably cause excommunication
YAY!!! Awesome, congrats!!
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Amen to the booty call!! WTF didn't you answer?!? And don't try and give me that I was asleep bullshit! I'm not buying it!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
booty call....next time answer that phone....;)
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Once I get out of this town
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$20 says you have it on vibrate from now on!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
tap that and then tell her to quit calling you.