Some Lame Christmas Jokes!

Drop The Leash 10
Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Q: Why Was Santa's Helper Dpressed?
A: He had low elf esteem

Q: What do you get if you deep-fry Santa?
A: Crisp Kringle

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe. :p

Q: What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic!


:D:D:p:)
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


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  • answers are fatal
    answers are fatal Posts: 281
    lol those sound like the jokes that u get off the back of the wrapper from laffy taffys :)
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    nope! a page-a-day calender :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10

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