Twas the night before christmas......

Drop The Leash 10

And all through the house
Everybody felt s****y
Even The Mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smokin grass
I'd just settle down
For a nice piece of a**

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see whats the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big d***
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fat f*** had fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber D***
For my brother the q***r

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
That son of a B****
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode outta sight
"Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!"

sorry if this offended anyone

please dont ban me this was too funny not to share

brain of c

i ran to the window and threw up.

harmless_little_f***

'God bless us, everyone!'

RolandTD20Kdrummer

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