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  • :D Note to DTL10: DON'T take GraySaturday's advice! ;):D
    never have. :p:D
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    khaki shorts and a polo a good idea?


    :eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

    You gotta go old school

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  • Actually, if I were a guy, it would be so tempting. Just to see what his sense of humour's like. :o:D
  • :eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

    You gotta go old school

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    sorry kid rock was never my thing.
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    don't worry, you're 15.. if you blow it, you'll meet the next girlfriend's father like next week..

    thats how it worked when I was 15.
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    khaki shorts and a polo a good idea?
    Do you normally wear them? If so, sure. If not, then that'd be a lie. And that would put you in complete violation of rule number 4 ;)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    CityMouse wrote:
    people hype up meeting the parents, but it's really no big deal.


    tell that to Fred & Rose West's kids.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    don't worry, you're 15.. if you blow it, you'll meet the next girlfriend's father like next week..

    thats how it worked when I was 15.


    you had girlfriends... when you were 15...


    ok, i'm going to hell :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    khaki shorts and a polo a good idea?


    is her dad a gay golfer?

    if so then yes... if he is normal.. then wear jeans and a t-shirt that says "i'm gonna hump her"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    you had girlfriends... when you were 15...


    ok, i'm going to hell :o
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D:D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    dunkman wrote:
    you had girlfriends... when you were 15...


    ok, i'm going to hell :o


    what can I say? I was a hit with all the dads :p
  • what can I say? I was a hit with all the dads :p
    oh christ. where's mer when you need her? :rolleyes:
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    dunkman wrote:
    tell that to Fred & Rose West's kids.

    yeah I have no idea who that is.
  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    Saturnal wrote:
    Do you normally wear them? If so, sure. If not, then that'd be a lie. And that would put you in complete violation of rule number 4 ;)

    don't dress all preppy just to impress, wear whatever you normally wear.
  • An AnimalAn Animal Posts: 129
    what can I say? I was a hit with all the dads :p
    WHOA ! Are you still? I'll go have a kid right now
    "I am ahead, I am advanced, I am the
    first man to buy all of Stones
    underpants" E.V. during DTE 7-9-03
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    CityMouse wrote:
    yeah I have no idea who that is.

    google is your friend


    Frederick Walter Stephen West (29 September 1941 – 1 January 1995), better known as Fred West, was an English serial killer.

    Between 1967 and 1987, he and his wife Rosemary tortured, raped and murdered at least 12 young women, many at the couple's homes. The majority of the murders occurred between May 1973 and September 1979 at the couple's home in Gloucester. Rose also murdered West's daughter Charmaine while he was serving a prison sentence for theft.


    he was a blast at parties
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    An Animal wrote:
    WHOA ! Are you still? I'll go have a kid right now
    of course I am. Why do you think I'm a successful nanny?











    I so kid!! Just a joke folks.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    An Animal wrote:
    WHOA ! Are you still? I'll go have a kid right now


    it takes 9 months.



    unless its an elephant.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • CityMouse wrote:
    people hype up meeting the parents, but it's really no big deal.
    agreed

    i was nervous as hell meeting my gf's mom. but it was a good time.she loved my buzzed haircut. just dress how you normally would on any given. talk bout sports and be funny and be honest with your answers to his questions
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  • An AnimalAn Animal Posts: 129
    dunkman wrote:
    it takes 9 months.
    Then i'll borrow one from a friend for a couple hours, I wanna see why she's a hit with all the dads ! :D
    "I am ahead, I am advanced, I am the
    first man to buy all of Stones
    underpants" E.V. during DTE 7-9-03
  • i wanna meet him and make a good impression, NOT SCREW HIM :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,228
    just ask "how much for your daughter " ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    FOCKER.... JUST DONT BRING OVER ANY MUMS:eek:

    i just watched it last night lol
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    I feel bad for any guys that have ever dated or ever will date my sister. My dad insane and he tries to joke around and exaggerate how 'crazy' he is but they never 'get' it , haha.

    Also, you can be respectful by thank yous and such, don't compliment everything. Everyone can tell when you're sucking up and trying to get him to like you, at least my dad can.
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  • __ Posts: 6,651
    he's a huge fan apparently

    Then he's probably reading this right now. :D

    Seriously, I like Saturnal's advice - except I would call him "sir" at least a couple of times (without kissing his ass). I think words like sir, please, and thank you go a long way in showing that you were raised to be respectful.
  • Slap and pinch her ass a lot...and show up drunk as hell.
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  • this thread was POINTLESS. "Hi im Mark", "Hi i'm Colby, Nice To Meet You Mark" thats all that was said between us. :p:o
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    well then my advice is now useless

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTaYw6dLF4

    :D


    you called him by his first name?
  • cutback wrote:
    well then my advice is now useless

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTaYw6dLF4

    :D


    you called him by his first name?
    yep. and that was funny!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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