It almost makes me vomit when ......

yellowled24
yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I have to pick up dog poo. Seriously.
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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  • Meine liebe
    Meine liebe Posts: 203
    Me too. I just moved into a new apartment complex and they are strict about the poo. I have never had to pick up poo before. The smell is enough to make me gag sometimes.

    To make it worse my dog has a phobia of pooping out in the open so he poops in bushes or high grass where he can hide. So i am the weirdo digging around for poo in the bushes like a ninja.
    I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Meine leibe wrote:
    Me too. I just moved into a new apartment complex and they are strict about the poo. I have never had to pick up poo before. The smell is enough to make me gag sometimes.

    To make it worse my dog has a phobia of pooping out in the open so he poops in bushes or high grass where he can hide. So i am the weirdo digging around for poo in the bushes like a ninja.
    LMAO :D

    Stealth Poop Finder and Destroyer.

    I just went out and picked it all up with a shovel, coz im about to mow the lawn and theres nothing worse than the spray off from run over dog crap.

    I lived with a friend once and she was picking up after her dog in the back yard...she was using a shovel and flicking it near the fence, or so she thought. When she had finished she looked around and saw that she had flung it OVER the fence and all over her neighbours windows and house. It was wet too, so it stuck quite well.
    She got funny look when she walked over holding a bucket and brush, ready to clean the shit off their house.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    yellowled24 wrote:
    I have to pick up dog poo. Seriously.
    this is why i can NEVER get a dog.....GAG!!!!!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • PJ212
    PJ212 Posts: 827
    It almost makes me vomit when... I look at the message pit and the top three threads in All Encompassing Trip are about ripping off warts, spitting up blood, and picking up dog poo.
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    PJ212 wrote:
    It almost makes me vomit when... I look at the message pit and the top three threads in All Encompassing Trip are about ripping off warts, spitting up blood, and picking up dog poo.
    :D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    It almost makes me vomit when . . . I drink a large warm Butter Milkshake with chopped button mushrooms. Gross :)
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    everybody poops
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    I see fat people eating McDonalds or smoking
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    cutback wrote:
    everybody poops
    that they do!
    I do a lot actually!
    :D
    but i don't pick up my poop!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    that they do!
    I do a lot actually!
    :D
    but i don't pick up my poop!


    pfft! details

    :eek:

    :p

    :D:D
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    cutback wrote:
    pfft! details

    :eek:

    :p

    :D:D
    of my frequent poops??? ;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    cutback wrote:
    everybody poops

    You've probably already seen this t shirt or something like it.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    yellowled24 wrote:
    I have to pick up dog poo. Seriously.

    that's why i have never been fond of pet animals and have no plans of getting one...
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    If I had a choice between eating human or dog poo, I'd go with dog poo. Their diets are less prone to bacterial infections than are most people diets.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    sponger wrote:
    You've probably already seen this t shirt or something like it.


    nope...just referencing the children's book
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    sponger wrote:
    If I had a choice between eating human or dog poo, I'd go with dog poo. Their diets are less prone to bacterial infections than are most people diets.

    eeeew...your post almost made me vomit...:eek:
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Hey Brendan, I smoke and I eat Maccas, but im not fat...

    Does that mean I make you dry retch? Or just kinda gag a little bit :confused:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Hey Brendan, I smoke and I eat Maccas, but im not fat...

    Does that mean I make you dry retch? Or just kinda gag a little bit :confused:

    Lucky you then.

    In fact the smell of it doesnt go down well with me at all and I have to walk past one every morning :rolleyes:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    DonJon wrote:
    Lucky you then.

    In fact the smell of it doesnt go down well with me at all and I have to walk past one every morning :rolleyes:
    It would be hard for you too, coz your such a fitness fanatic ;)

    Maybe I could take you out one night and laden you with BigMacs and bucket loads of Coke (the drink variety :D )
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i can handle pet crap.. but the smell of cat food is the only thing that turns my stomach
    wah

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