I had a cashier think she knew me. She was calling me by another name and telling me about the new job she was going to be starting, so I just went with it.
She kept hugging me, telling me she was going to miss me. She was going on and on about all sorts of stuff - Sweetie this, Sweetie that.
Then, she introduced me as <i don't remember the name she used> to another customer.
That's when I finally decided to say my real name.
She still gave me a hug goodbye and wanted me to write my email down on a list she was collecting.
It was entertaining.
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I say "Do you have condoms?" (because they were behind the counter).
The lady goes down an isle, brings back a jar, and says, "olives"?
Being a clerk can be boring, but if you know how to keep things entertaining ^, some will never know you're totally goofing off on the job.
I would do something like this, just to make the customer ask again and see if they blush. Being blonde and playing dumb can be lots of fun.
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
Once I was grabbing some food at McDonald's and the guy waiting on me informed me that he was almost done with his shift. He was like "I'm going to go home, but I'd rather go home with you." :rolleyes: He said it all smooth-like, too...lol! I wanted to be like "uh...next time you hit on a girl, make sure you're not wearing your McDonald's uniform."
Once I was grabbing some food at McDonald's and the guy waiting on me informed me that he was almost done with his shift. He was like "I'm going to go home, but I'd rather go home with you." :rolleyes: He said it all smooth-like, too...lol! I wanted to be like "uh...next time you hit on a girl, make sure you're not wearing your McDonald's uniform."
he gets you home and puts on some mood music....
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"
I'm always a little surprised when I'm buying just a couple of things, like a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk and the cashier asks if I need help getting it out to the car...
Now, I am 6'2" with an athletic build and I'm thinking, "Um, I could carry YOU out to the car without any assistance; I think I can get it." I know they are just doing their job, but it seems weird.
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Once I was grabbing some food at McDonald's and the guy waiting on me informed me that he was almost done with his shift. He was like "I'm going to go home, but I'd rather go home with you." :rolleyes: He said it all smooth-like, too...lol! I wanted to be like "uh...next time you hit on a girl, make sure you're not wearing your McDonald's uniform."
LOL
I'm sure he heard somewhere that uniforms are HOT and thought his proposal was a slam dunk. :rolleyes:
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
Once I was grabbing some food at McDonald's and the guy waiting on me informed me that he was almost done with his shift. He was like "I'm going to go home, but I'd rather go home with you." :rolleyes: He said it all smooth-like, too...lol! I wanted to be like "uh...next time you hit on a girl, make sure you're not wearing your McDonald's uniform."
how old was this guy?
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A friend of mine were at the pharmacy getting something to postpone her period with. Now, this was in a pretty small town where everyone knows everyone, and there's always ten people waiting in line because they're sooo slow and everyone can hear what's being said. So when she gets the medicine the lady started asking why she needed those, if she was going on vacation with her boyfriend and if that was the reason for it, how she completly understood and wished her a nice trip! My friend was so surprised so she hadn't even answered her, before the lady smiled and yelled "next!". And no, my friend was not going on vacation with her non-existing boyfriend.
Freakiest woman, ever. After I heard, I haven't dared walking in if I see she's the one behind the counter. Of all the stores I don't want to talk to the ones working there about what I'm buying, the pharmacy is number one.
I figured he was around 20-22. It was when I was in college, and it was the McDonald's located in the student union, so about 90% of the people that worked there were students.
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She kept hugging me, telling me she was going to miss me. She was going on and on about all sorts of stuff - Sweetie this, Sweetie that.
Then, she introduced me as <i don't remember the name she used> to another customer.
That's when I finally decided to say my real name.
She still gave me a hug goodbye and wanted me to write my email down on a list she was collecting.
It was entertaining.
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
***********************
Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
bastard
The lady goes down an isle, brings back a jar, and says, "olives"?
Being a clerk can be boring, but if you know how to keep things entertaining ^, some will never know you're totally goofing off on the job.
I would do something like this, just to make the customer ask again and see if they blush. Being blonde and playing dumb can be lots of fun.
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
hehehehe
seriously....my boyfriend who is now my husband has nothing to do with my brother who is still my brother!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
he gets you home and puts on some mood music....
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"
followed by
"you deserve a break today"
Now, I am 6'2" with an athletic build and I'm thinking, "Um, I could carry YOU out to the car without any assistance; I think I can get it." I know they are just doing their job, but it seems weird.
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LOL
I'm sure he heard somewhere that uniforms are HOT and thought his proposal was a slam dunk. :rolleyes:
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
lol! romantic!
lol!!
how old was this guy?
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Freakiest woman, ever. After I heard, I haven't dared walking in if I see she's the one behind the counter. Of all the stores I don't want to talk to the ones working there about what I'm buying, the pharmacy is number one.
I figured he was around 20-22. It was when I was in college, and it was the McDonald's located in the student union, so about 90% of the people that worked there were students.